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1. I am so skinny and so fat that I feel so embarrassed!

2. The people showing affection changed one after another, but I was the only one who remained single.

3. It is said that time is like a woman’s cleavage. If you squeeze it, there will still be some! But I didn't take it seriously, because as soon as I lay down! Nothing is gone...

4. You ask me why I am so short. I will tell you that when I pull my

3-meter-long legs out of the soil, I will be scared. Damn you!

5. When your life is not going well, don’t panic, just look at your wallet and savings, and just cry.

6. I heard that each Chinese person touches their mobile phone

150 times on average every day. I laughed, it was just nonsense, it was just once, I picked it up when I woke up and put it down before going to bed.

7. If you don’t marry me in the future, I will marry someone with the same surname as you, and then give birth to a son with the same name as you. If we can’t become husband and wife, I will be my son.

8. I feel that life is boring. I can’t live anymore. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. You have such a beautiful and lovely face. Are you willing to live up to it or ruin it?

9. I just made a very risky investment. If it succeeds, I can earn hundreds of millions in one go. If it fails, my two dollars will be wasted. 10. No matter how beautiful you are, one day you will get old. I think I may not be able to bear this loss, so I have never looked good. 11. When you meet someone you like, go up to him and give him a kiss. If you are both interested in each other, then that’s it. If he pushes you away, don’t worry, you’ve already kissed him anyway.

12. For a fat person, if he does not gain weight during the New Year, he is already losing weight.

13. Yesterday, I worked for two minutes, and then my phone got angry. I coaxed it for two hours. What can I do? I am helpless.

14. Stop being single all the time. Based on your age, you should be a single turtle, based on your body shape, you should be a single pig, and based on your IQ, you should be a single silly roe deer.

15. The ancient times are so wonderful. If you endure too much, you will become a monster, a god, or a devil! In modern times, if you endure too much, you will become a lunatic, a madman, and a fool.

16. My dear, you can’t be as fat as a pig in the Year of the Pig, otherwise no one will believe you are a beggar if you go to beg for food in the future.

17. Women like bad men, not bad-looking men.

18. During the house cleaning, when I was cleaning up the chandelier, a wad of money was suddenly scattered on it. The whole family looked at each other. The expressions of my mother and sister-in-law changed immediately, and then my father and brother knelt down at the same time.

19. Some boys are really stupid. I’ve given you my mobile phone number, why don’t you understand what I’m thinking! If you have anything to do, please give me a few

Ten yuan of phone credit.

20. My dear girl, stay up late as much as you want! Anyway, the person you are thinking of is probably already asleep, the quilt is well covered, and the dreams are sweet. Apart from the possibility of sudden death, you have nothing left for you this night.

21. In winter, every time your feet stretch out to a new place under the quilt, it is an adventure.