Look for a joke about Journey to the West. In it, Monk Tang just started traveling west to find Wukong. This joke is quite long.

Report on Sun Wukong’s application for professional titles

Heavenly Professional Title Jury:

I, Sun Wukong, also known as Sun Xingzhe, male, unmarried. Donghai Aolaizhou was born in a poor family. Before joining the work, he lived in Huaguo Mountain. After being recommended by Taibai Jinxing, he was assigned the positions of "Bima Wen" and "Director of Pantaoyuan" by the organization, taking charge of the work of horses in the upper realm and Pantaoyuan. However, due to the serious personal heroism and blind self-worship at that time, he could never position himself correctly. He called himself the "Monkey King" and successively destroyed the Nantianmen, disrupted the Peach Society, kicked over the alchemy furnace, made rude remarks, insulted the authority of the leadership, and disrespected the Tiangong. Property and the lives of heavenly people are posed a threat. When the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals were ordered to conquer and help educate me, they refused to repent and actually resisted. They went further and further down the wrong path and failed to live up to the care and love of the organization for me.

Later, Tathagata Buddha made me understand the principle that "there is heaven outside the sky, and there are people outside the world", and I was sentenced to 500 years in prison. During these 500 years, I have pondered over my mistakes, regretted my wrong actions, and determined to clean up my past with practical actions.

Master Xuanzang of the Tang Dynasty did not discriminate against me because of my "criminal record". He took in me, a delinquent young man, gave me a second life, and appointed me as his chief grandmaster for Buddhist scriptures. , which enabled me to visit many countries with him for inspection visits. On the way to learn from the scriptures, I strictly held myself to the standards of a "big ***". I respected my teachers and my brothers, and was especially good at helping those who were less advanced, such as the lustful and gluttonous Comrade Zhu Bajie. Charge first, enjoy last, work hard and be selfless and fearless. After ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, he finally assisted the master in retrieving the scriptures and was appointed as the "Fighting and Victorious Buddha". He has successively published academic papers such as "Absolute Privacy - The Woman Behind Tang Monk", "Me and the Bone Demon - A Story That Must Be Telled", "Looking Beautiful - Zhu Bajie in My Eyes", and has been interviewed by celebrities in heaven many times. "Records" and other anthologies, and was appointed as an associate professor at Tiangong University.

This time, the Nth professional title evaluation work in Tianjie has begun. Is it time for my "deputy position" for many years to become a full-time job? Is it appropriate to submit an application? Please organize a review.

Fighting and defeating Buddha: Sun Wukong

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