Urgent: Who can help collect some jokes about campus safety?

A high school student failed in the college entrance examination, only scored more than 300 points and 400 points, and decided to repeat.

At first, I was ambitious and said, I may not be admitted to Tsinghua Peking University, but I will definitely go to Huazhong University of Science and Technology.

After a while, his grades were not satisfactory. He said, It's too good to go. Try Jilin University.

After a while, this guy said, I won't go for the first time, so I'll take the better of the two books and I should be able to go to Northeast Li Dian University.

The college entrance examination is coming, and this man speaks again, saying, I just want to get that score from last year.

Cong Cong is only five years old and likes to make trouble. Once, he saw his sister shopping with his new boyfriend. Because Cong Cong was very young, his sister didn't see him. He was very angry. He just saw the man trying to kiss his sister. He ran past. "Mom, what are you doing with your uncle?"

On Valentine's Day, I went shopping with my aunt, uncle and my parents. At that time, the road was slippery and my aunt pulled me. A girl selling roses crossed the street. She came to me and said, "Sir, buy a rose for your girlfriend!" "

"I don't have a girlfriend, don't buy it!"

The girl pointed to her aunt and said, "Sir, isn't she?"

"No, she is my aunt!"

Before you take off your pants and fart, the pony must be tied to the tree. Tie it up so that the horse won't be frightened and run around!

Li Nengfang should wear three pairs of trousers before going out. Wearing less fart will burst your pants.

Once he farted, because the village radio station could not inform him, which led to the rooster in the village not crowing for three days! I was scared to be a stupid chicken.

There isn't a mouse five miles away from Fiona Fang. It's all because of him!

The quilts in the village are getting thinner and thinner, and the ears are stuffed with cotton.

This is exactly: it is not unnecessary to take off your pants and fart. Farting is not smelly and vibrates greatly. He doesn't care whether others suffer or not, but it sounds top-down!