2020 funny jokes dialogue

1, A: Where did you get rich recently? B: stock trading. A: How's it going? Just so-so I'm looking at the building recently. A: It's amazing. I have earned money to buy a house. B: No, I'm looking for a place to jump off a building!

I am an honest and clean woman. I go home before 9 o'clock on time every day. I'm not having an affair with any man. I like painting and listening to Irish CDs. I lived like this until my 40th birthday yesterday, and my parents kicked me out of the house.

I made an appointment with a beautiful MM. After watching the movie, she invited me to her home. I didn't expect that I could go home empty-handed, saying that I would go to the supermarket to buy something first, and then she said shyly to me, no, there are some left at home.

The chief's daughter stole something, and everyone wanted to punish her. The chief quickly stopped and said, Whoever dares to say that he is innocent before making a mistake can punish her. ? A drunk came up and slapped:? Lao tze not drunk! ?

5. I once heard a joke and shared it with everyone. Gan Long asked Liu Yong:? Where is the country's silver? ? Liu Yong answered? It fell into the river. ? Gan long asked again:? Why not fish? ? Liu Yong answered? The river is deep (small Shenyang)! ?

6、? Stop. You wear a skirt to the exam. Did you copy a little note on your lap? ? Teacher ~ You can guess this, too, Mo? Are you an experienced person? ? Come on, you are the only boy in the school who deliberately wears a skirt during the exam! ?

7. After watching Journey to the West, my daughter refused to kneel down to urinate. My mother quickly asked why, and my daughter said, What should I do if dad peeks at the land? ? Mom smiled:? The land mother-in-law is in charge, and he dare not peek. ? What a witty hemp. )

8. One or two girls confessed to the man they like and asked him: What kind of girl do you like? Yue: I like bad girls. The girl was very excited and said, will you consider me? I am not a good thing.

9. Lao Qiu, who repairs air conditioning, spits everywhere in the office. If he is caught by the cleaner, he will be fined 70 yuan. Laoqiu won't pay anyway! The manager came and said that he would give a fine receipt to 150 yuan. Laoqiu happily handed over the money ~ ~

10, once I went to the toilet, the brother next door said, Dude, what brand of tissue did you use? It smells delicious. ? Soul mate? Can you show it to me? ? I handed it impatiently. Then, there is no then? I spent the whole day in the toilet.