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Stephen Chow’s classic Cantonese dialogue

Collection of Stephen Chow’s classic Cantonese dialogues

Introduction: Stephen Chow is one of the iconic figures in the Chinese film industry. He is known as China’s Charlie Chaplin. Many people like Cantonese because I like his movies and want to learn his classic dialogues. Below is a collection of Stephen Chow's classic Cantonese dialogues. Welcome to refer to them! Westward Journey

1.

Cantonese version:

Tang Seng: Don’t be so angry, everyone, you will be so angry! Wukong, you are really dragging! I told you not to be so messy and fight, is it okay for you to be so messy? Ouch. (Bang, Wukong's stick fell to the ground) Hey, before you finished speaking, you picked up a stick again! The Moonlight Box is a treasure! You will pollute the environment with your messy holding, and oh, you will kiss some children again. . Even if there are no children, it is not good to kiss flowers and plants.

Mandarin version:

Tang Seng: Hey, hey, hey! Don’t be angry, everyone. Being angry will violate the aversion rule! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things away, why did you... Look, you threw away the stick again before I finished speaking! The Moonlight Box is a treasure, you throw it away It will pollute the environment. What if it hits a child? Even if the child is not hit, it is wrong to hit those flowers and plants!

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Tang Seng: Do you love me? Wukong, you Let’s talk about love! What can I do without making a sound? You look at me and do what? Although you look at me so sincerely, I am so happy, but you still have to argue. Go away! Aren’t you really in love? Are you really in love?

Wukong: I pick! (Wukong knocked down Tang Seng with one punch.)

Tang Seng: You Do you want it? Wukong, if you want it, just say something. If you don’t tell me, how will I know that you want it? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then take it! You don’t really want it, do you? Do you really want it?...

Wukong: I am Kao!

3.

Cantonese version:

Wukong: See you all, friend Tiao is giving a long talk about nine incompatibles and eight babbling. It seems like there is a fly hugging you all the time, buzz... I'm sorry, it's not just one, it's a bunch of flies flying next to your ears, flying all the way into your brain, help! (Wukong falls to the ground and rolls. , extremely painful. )

Wukong: So I caught a fly and smashed its belly, pulled out its intestines, then tied the intestines back to its neck and pulled hard! Everyone, the roots have appeared in strips. I pick up the knife again and drop it -! The world will be pure and clean. Now you understand why I want to kill him

Wukong: Have you seen it? This guy just talks about his mother-in-law and his mother-in-law at length, just like there is a fly all day long, buzz... I'm sorry , not just one, but a bunch of flies surrounding you, buzzing... buzzing... buzzing... buzzing... flying into your ears, help! (Wukong fell to the ground and rolled over, extremely painful.)

Wukong: So I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, strangled its neck with its intestines and pulled hard, haha--! The whole tongue stuck out! I then raised the knife and dropped it. Wow--! The whole world is pure. Now everyone understands why I want to kill him!

4.

Supreme Treasure: What about me fighting cocks? I just focused my attention on a little change in what I used to see. What's the method? What? I don't know what to say, do you want to sit in my seat? (I punched it, but it missed)

Supreme Treasure: Who said I was cross-eyed? I just put it Focusing on one point to change my previous view of things, what for? Spreading rumors that I am no longer good and want to take my seat?

5.

Supreme Treasure: You are scaring me again !My house is located underground at No. 101 on the fourth side of Wuyue Mountain. You made a mistake, do you hear me? Don’t bother me anymore, it’s wrong! (Suddenly, Supreme Treasure was woken up by a blind man, and the dream ended. . ) (Supreme Treasure suddenly saw himself turning into a monkey.)

Supreme Treasure: Don’t play tricks on me. My home is B One, No. 101, the fourth side of Wuyue Mountain. , you made a mistake, did you hear me? Please don’t bother me anymore! (Suddenly, Supreme Treasure was woken up by the blind man, and the dream ended.

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6.

Bai Jingjing: Let you go? Give me a reason not to kill you!

Zhizunbao: I was thinking...give it to me Give me a reason to kill me first!

7.

Supreme Treasure: What did you do to hide it?

(Suddenly Zixia pulled out her sword and reached for it. On the throat of Supreme Treasure)

Voice-over: The sword was only 0.01 cm away from my throat, but after a quarter of the incense was burned, the mistress of the sword would completely fall in love with me. , because I decided to tell a big story. Although I have spoken countless lies in my life, I think this one is the most perfect one!

(Suddenly Zixia pulled out a sword and put it against the throat of the Supreme Treasure.) Voice-over: That sword at that time It was only 0.01 cm away from my throat, but after a quarter of the incense was burned, the mistress of that sword would fall completely in love with me because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, I think this one is the most perfect...

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Supreme Treasure: You should do it! I should die too! Once There is a true love in front of me, but I don't cherish it. When there is nothing left, it is too late to regret it. There is nothing more painful than this in the world. You dragged the thing down my throat, no need to hesitate! If I were given a chance to look back, I would say three words to this girl: I love you. If we have to add a time limit to this love, I hope we will... ten thousand years!

Supreme Treasure: You should do this, and I should die too. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut my throat with your sword! No need to hesitate any more! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is... ten thousand years!

9.

Supreme Treasure: Why did you take me back to this cave? < /p>

Bodhi: We didn’t bring you here, you brought us here when you were unconscious!

Supreme Treasure: I must miss Jingjing too much.

Bodhi: Yes, you called Jingjing’s name ninety-eight times when you fainted.

Zhizunbao: Jingjing is my wife.

Bodhi: There is another one named Zixia that you called seven hundred and eighty-four times!

Supreme Treasure: Ah?!

Bodhi: Seven One hundred and eighty-four times... This Zixia must owe you a lot of money.

10.

Bodhi: One day when you find out that you have fallen in love with someone you hate, this relationship is the most fatal!

Supreme Treasure : But how could I fall in love with someone I hate? Can you please give me a reason? Please!

Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?

Supreme Treasure : Is it not necessary?

Bodhi: Is it necessary?

Supreme Treasure: Is it not necessary?

Bodhi: Is it necessary?

Supreme Treasure: Don’t you need it?

Bodhi: Hey, I’m just studying with you, why are you so serious? Do you need it? Shaolin Football

Xingxing: It’s just me who sweeps the floor D Although I work on the surface, my real identity is a research monk

Ming Feng; Researching Feng?

Xing Xing; I am engaged in research work on how to effectively promote Shaolin martial arts. This is me D business card.

Ming Feng: Shaolin’s authentic powerful Vajra Kick?

Xing Xing: Yes, very powerful!!

Ming Feng: Fight, kill, kill You can find someone else, I am highly educated.

Xingxing: Wrong!! Look at that pretty girl.

Mingfeng: So what about the pretty girl? I am a scholar.. ....

Xingxing: No, no, no, look, look, look...

(Beautiful girl stepped on a banana peel and fell)

Two people at the same time: YEAH!

If people have no dreams, what is the difference between salted fish and salted fish?

Note: Salted fish here is a Cantonese dialect. It refers to the dead... Tang Bohu points Qiuxiang

Tang Bohu: (beating the bowl with chopsticks to accompany) Madam, I originally lived on the edge of the city of Suzhou. I had a house and fields at home, and my life was full of joy. I know Tang Bohu. He is unruly and unruly. He colludes with the government to take advantage of my family's land. My grandpa turned against him and was beaten to the ground by him with a stick. My grandma made trouble with him and was even caught by him and taken to the Tang Dynasty. The strong woman fucked her a hundred times, a hundred times, and finally she hung herself from the beam and committed suicide. Boundless. He also drove my father and son out of their home and lived by the river. In order to support my old father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. I knew that Tang Bohu was so insidious. Knowing this situation, he actually sent people to plot and beat my father and son wildly in front of the market. The young man was strong and survived, but his soul died in the pity of the old father! This hatred is even more difficult to fill. In order to bury my old father, I had no choice but to sell myself into a slave and become a lowly person. While I was working hard to make money, I was reading articles. I vowed to show my fame and my will to kill my enemies with my own hands! From now on, Tang Yin's poetry collection is with me. I will never forget this hatred. !

(Tang Bohu used candles as drum sticks and wooden stools as drums, and played an exciting percussion music, which made everyone intoxicated)

Mandarin

Tang Bohu : Madam, the villain originally lived in Suzhou, with a house and a field, and a life of endless joy. Who knew that Tang Bohu was so unruly and unruly that he colluded with the government to seize my family’s land, and my grandfather fell out with him and was beaten with a stick by him? My grandma scolded him for being a deceiver and even got caught by him. He fucked a strong woman from the Tang Dynasty 100 times. In the end, she hung herself from a beam. He also drove my father and son out of their home and lived by the river. In order to support my old father, I had to beg alone. In front of the temple, who would have known that Tang Bohu was so insidious that he sent people to plot and beat my father and son wildly in front of the city. My body is strong but my life is saved. My poor old father, his soul has passed away. This hatred is even more difficult to fill. The only way to bury the old father is Selling myself as a slave, being a lowly person while working hard to make money, while reading articles, vowing to show my fame and kill my enemies with strong will. From now on, Tang Yin's poetry collection will be with me, and I will always remember this hatred. I will never kill Dai Tian! ;