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Why does the soldier Lan Ling always wear a mask every time he goes out?
Masks give him confidence and the ability not to be suspected by the outside world. The warrior Lan Ling is very handsome, which is the kind of feminine beauty that is more beautiful than women. This beauty makes others think that he is not a soldier at all. First of all, it can't be convincing in the army. His soldiers will feel led by a sissy and don't trust him. Then there is your own enemy, who will look down on him and may be rude. The warrior Lan Ling is so proud and a real man that he can't stand this kind of ridicule and satire.
Besides, there were many homosexuals in ancient times, which would definitely make other men have that obscene idea. So he decided to put on a mask, that kind of fierce mask, so that no matter how he felt about himself or the enemy, it was conducive to winning the war. Besides, it can boost the morale of our own people. Why not?
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