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On the eve of June 1st, Liu Xiaohua, a student in Class One, Grade Five, asked for leave because of a cold. The class teacher instructed the class cadres to spontaneously organize a visit to Liu Xiaohua's home. The next day, the blackboard newspaper in the class published a class news, the full text is as follows:

Lesson News pp Yesterday morning, the sun was shining and flowers were in full bloom. Liu Xiaohua's home is full of laughter and crowds. Zhao Guan, the monitor of Class One, Grade Five, and Zhang Liao Liao, the vice monitor, accompanied by Ouyang, the sports committee member, and the recreation committee member, came to the home of the class committee with a cold and a low fever and brought him greetings and good wishes. Monitor Zhao and Vice Monitor Zhang visited the small room with great interest, and played four sets of "Contra" games with great interest, enjoying themselves with ordinary students. Then, the monitor and Liu Xiaohua's parents had a cordial conversation. Ye Zhao, the monitor, happily recalled the past when I started cheating with him last year. During the conversation, monitor Zhao repeatedly stressed with concern: "If you are ill, don't do your homework. Have a good rest, the body is the capital of the revolution! " Liu Xiaohua said excitedly, "Thank you for your concern! I must overcome my illness, overcome all difficulties, return to the warm collective as soon as possible, and return to my dear teachers and classmates! " Then, monitor Zhao and his party kicked shuttlecock at home. The blue sky is like washing, and the birds are also infected by the warmth of this group, chirping and singing a beautiful life. At noon, Liu's father bought delicious visual beef jerky and cool and delicious freshly squeezed orange juice to entertain monitor Zhao and his party. During the dinner, the host and the guest held in-depth and pleasant bilateral talks on whether primary school students will feel queasy after eating two popsicles.

The following is a classic post.

1. Talks are always conducted in a cordial and friendly atmosphere.

2. Students have reached a broad consensus on Liu Xiaohua's disease.

3. And admit that there is only one school in the world, and classes are an inseparable part of the school.

Liu Xiaohua said that we should arm ourselves with the great thought of "Theory of Three Represents" to resist diseases.

5. We should closely unite around the class group centered on the head teacher, concentrate on study and development …

6. Liu Xiaohua fought the disease with meaningless heroism. At present, it has achieved staged victory, and health has further developed in a good direction.

7. Accompanying the tour was Comrade Zhang Erwan, a representative of the physics class and former deputy director of the Health Duty Committee.

8. In order to cooperate with this visit, the school leaders specially set up a hotline 168XXXXX at the Telecommunications Bureau to facilitate other students who could not go spontaneously to express their condolences to Liu Xiaohua, including how Xiaohua got sick, what disease he got and whether he could be cured. Whoever answers correctly will be rewarded with a small red flower. ...

9. In principle, the minutes of sympathy for Liu Xiaohua's illness were adopted and distributed to teachers in all classes for careful study and discussion.

10. We should firmly grasp the fundamental point of taking medicine, so that Liu Xiaohua students can truly enjoy the fruits of sympathy from their classmates and teachers, and strive to reduce the number of pathogenic bacteria. The outline of this semester's class grading plan puts forward that it is an extremely arduous task for students to improve their academic performance by about 5% this semester. To achieve this expected goal, we need not only to continue to work in a down-to-earth manner, but also to have new ideas and measures.

1 1. According to the news of XX School in XX City on May 25th, the students who attended the condolence meeting of Class One, Grade Five thought that Comrade Zhao's exposition on the important strategic opportunity period of the first year of this class and the concentration on building an excellent class group in an all-round way expressed their understanding, represented the wishes of class parents, and further enhanced our sense of historical mission and urgency. Combined with the actual work, the participants said that we must firmly grasp the important strategic opportunity period of the first semester this year, speed up the study of English learning and Chinese composition system, complete the four main courses (Chinese, Mathematics and English Politics) that are related to the whole class, and strive to build an excellent class in the whole school.

12. The monitor immediately instructed the Health Committee to strictly control hygiene to prevent such accidents from happening again.

13. The Monitor said that this year marks the third anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations between Liu Xiaohua and China. Over the past three years, with the joint efforts of both sides, the friendship between the two countries has continued to develop. The two families have close contacts, and parties and exchanges are increasingly active. The development of bilateral relations benefits from mutual respect, mutual trust and non-interference in each other's internal affairs. Economically mutual benefit, complementary advantages and common development; In class affairs, we all follow the purpose of the school charter and the recognized basic principles of classmate relationship to promote peace, stability and development of both sides and the class. Children have watched too many news broadcasts, and the composition is written like this. .........

The geography teacher talked about tornadoes in class: tornadoes blew around and scraped off some bras and underwear. .............. later became the director of the Student Affairs Office, and he was speechless. Also, during the lecture, you said: you don't need to do the English paper in math class, and you don't need to do the paper in math class. You must write a paper for math class first, and then write a paper for English class. At that time, the whole class wanted to stab him.

Chinese teacher in the temporary class: Speaking Chinese multiple-choice questions: Students, why not choose A, yes, because A is wrong; Why not choose B? Yes, because B is wrong. Why not choose C? Yes, because C is wrong. So this question should be chosen? The students shouted d in unison. Yes, let's move on to the next question.

In college, there are many teachers who love to play tricks on people. Before the pathology class, everyone slept and read books as usual. Suddenly, the teacher handed out a handout on various sexually transmitted diseases before class. Nobody took it seriously. They threw it on the side of the schoolbag, used it as calculation paper, and used it as a lunch bag ... It was not until the last class that Mr. Pig announced a big news from a bolt from the blue: "90% of the questions in the final exam came from the lecture notes he gave last time." "ah! Ah ah! ! Ah ~ ~ ~ "In an instant, the classroom was filled with sadness and screams, and at the same time the following unsightly dialogue appeared ..." Strange, I clearly remember that I have AIDS ... and how can I have more herpes? " "Oh, do you have herpes? Give it to me! " "What, you lost the syphilis bag in the lunch box? ! "A classmate rummaged through the closet and found his fragmented lecture notes. He shouted excitedly, "I'm in trouble! I have gonorrhea! " "Hey, who else has AIDS? I have all sexually transmitted diseases, except AIDS ... ""Come on! Come on! I have AIDS, but fortunately I have kept it ... "At this time, the group leader of the big pathology showed the love of compatriots and wanted to help you copy the complete lecture notes again. "Who else got incomplete sexually transmitted diseases? Remember to come to me after class, this is the only section! I won't wait for you in the future ... "

The head teacher is an English teacher. Every time she says the word' silent', she always pronounces it as the first sound. But she always takes up her lunch break and asks us to write the text silently or something. Every time we show impatience, she begins to say: I try my best to find opportunities for you to' touch', but you still can't' touch'! Let you' touch' for your own good. Who doesn't want to' touch' and go out. I have no obligation to "touch" you. ......

The head teacher is a beautiful woman, not much older than us. She always pretends to be educated on the surface, but she is thinking in her heart. ...

In junior high school, we dug earthworms to go fishing after class. We don't want to be found by the teacher in class. She screamed in a voice that can be heard by all ages: You play with bugs in class!

Physics said, "I'm sweating all over, and you have no reaction at all below." You won't have a loan in your stomach in the future. Don't be lazy with me. " Boys laugh wildly .........

Our junior high school Chinese teacher came into the classroom one day after the bell rang and said to us, classmates, I was about to go to the toilet, but the bell rang and I held my urine to give you a lecture.

Hello, students. My name is Jiao. There was a commotion under the podium. ...

Even the head teacher of junior high school, who teaches Chinese: this article is nonsense, only pigs fart ~ ~ ~!

A junior high school teacher met a student and suddenly checked his personal hygiene. He said to a classmate with long nails, "That man (himself) chewed your nails. Chew quickly."

One day, in our long-awaited health class, the teacher only said one sentence: You all know what I want to say (in the book). I won't tell you what you want to know. Find it yourself, don't tell. . . . . . Until class is over.

Any student who has any questions is bold to ask them. A girl with poor grades stood up and asked a simple question. The teacher scolded her first, and then said, "Students should be as brave as this one to ask questions." The students are very cold.