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What dialect words are there in music?
The lame (white) goes to the hospital-treating their feet (consciously)
Eat cowpea with clams.
Humpback rolling ditch-seven arches and eight warping)
Sprinkle pepper in the grave-hemp ghost
Don't shoot the mouse-hit the cat's heart.
Yi Baishi dried salted duck
Dried wine and bean curd-show your teeth
Steaming on bean sprouts-curl up and suffer indignities.
A pot of radish-you can't catch ginger (reins)
Tintin's cat (dragonfly) wants to eat cherries-its eyes are green (impossible).
When it rains, it's sunny-fake sunny (love)
Cats scratch Baba-they can't open their paws.
The tortoise cursed the tortoise-so did you.
Take off your pants and hit the tiger-shameless and deadly.
Take off your pants and hang yourself-shame on you.
Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha
Farting and burping-ventilation up and down
Monk Liu plays Gongpai.
What's terrible is pockmarked-there are many tricks.
Turtles fart-crack their shells.
Blind people wear eyes-an extra circle
Hanging a pocket in the air-loading the wind (crazy)
Eat peaches in the middle of the night-pick and pinch.
Old women eat bacon-quarrel
Blow the fire with a rolling pin-I can't steal it.
Fifteen humpback whales sleep in a bed-seven arches and eight corners.
Wax gourd skin as a hat-moldy and dusty (downright moldy)
The baby is wearing a suit-a big suit.
Caiyuanba old man-flies eat people
Rats drill bellows-both ends suffer from gas.
Sesame cakes in Guanshengyuan-many ideas
The Bell on Jie Fangbei —— The Mass View
Asako Looking in the Mirror-Personal View
Chestnuts in Haochi Street-Stir-fried and sold now
Beggars guard the road-sit down and change clothes.
Wang Erniang's foot binding-long and smelly
I got lost at the intersection-it was nothing.
No umbrella in rainy days-Genie (shower)
Camels get wet when it rains.
Foreign horses (bicycles) go downhill-ignore (step on)
Boiled tofu with spinach-one (green) and two white.
Hanging in your pocket for a long time-pretending to be crazy (wind)
Blow the horn at the window-the name is ringing outside.
The old woman hits, oh, hi-her eyes (teeth) are unlimited.
Beans wear tofu boards.
Porridge soaked in rice soup-add green (pro) and green (pro)
Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.
Blow fire with a rolling pin-I know nothing about it.
Pick a casserole and roll off the cliff-none of it tastes good.
Dragon lantern skeleton-playing with you
The dwarf crossed the river-drowned his heart.
Shrimp crossing the river-holding a beard (modesty)
The chopping board for thirty nights-it must not be empty.
Planting wheat in winter paddy field-exotic species (zai)
Brush hair loss-methodical.
Hump up to sleep-both ends are unrealized.
Shit is a whip-you can't smell it or jump.
The foot-binding of a lazy woman-smelly and long
Nail the palm to the horse's ass-it's too far from the hoof.
Pushing a cart in the room-a dilemma
Ants on a millstone-all roads are roads.
Monk's skull-no hair (method)
Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-unspeakable suffering
Tears in the Theater —— Worried about the ancients
Stuck skull block needle (severe)
Blacksmith's waist-full of eyes (myopia)
Uncle's beard-ignore
The bike goes downhill-don't step on it.
Old lady powder-not tender (I)
The old woman yawned-as far as the eye can see, she has no teeth.
Scholars fight-for pens (not necessarily)
The struggle between two fathers and sons-Hu dou (Hu dou)
Rebecca eats beans-ghost speculation (noisy)
I was wronged.
Two mothers push the mill-Martin (Japan)
An umbrella with no hair (lawlessness)
The stone in the toilet-smelly and hard.
Pick up the handkerchief in the toilet-wipe it clean.
Walking in the spiritual home-a strange house (object)
Belly fart-waist (demon) qi
Bridging incense sticks (bamboo sticks left after burning incense)-sad
I have a sore on my head and pus on the soles of my feet-it's terrible.
A savage lost his knife-there was ferocity there.
Paper lanterns-wear them when poking.
The clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.
Meat buns hit dogs-there is no return.
Carpenters wear flail-they deserve it.
The land old man sells the house-God can't live.
Confucius was moved-full of books (lost)
The mouse drilled into the book box-talking like a book
Rats drill bellows-both ends suffer from gas.
The mouse climbed on the scale hook-claiming itself.
Flies are called hard-mouthed salamanders.
Playing the piano on the plane-high profile
Gerber yawned-took a big breath.
Dogs catch mice-mind your own business.
Hang a mirror on your chest-just look at others, not yourself.
Cats cry mice-crocodile's tears
Daughter-in-law cries for the old man-lazy and heartless
Tiger's ass-untouchable
Hug the bitch, swing, pat, tremble
The grasshopper is wearing pants-it's tight.
Mosquitoes eat bodhisattva-mistook one for another.
The beggar shook his drum-poor and happy.
Hou Baozhai read the notice-fierce! Awesome! Awesome!
Li Jia's teahouse-there are different opinions.
Boil water in a copper pot to make tea-delicious.
The teapot is filled with jiaozi-you can't pour it out if you have it.
The dried noodles in the teapot are hard to catch.
Tea shop moving-start a new stove
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