How to say good morning in a funny way

I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut, and changed my ugly style.

2. At our age, you must wear a safety helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise you will be recognized by classmates driving BMW and Mercedes-Benz.

3. Find someone who can make you laugh. I can’t do that. I can only make you cry.

4. I feel like I have amnesia. The specific manifestation is that I forget the fact that I have no money once I start buying things.

5. What should you do if your boyfriend is angry? Most of the time he is just pretending, just give him a beating.

6. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel, or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

7. They say that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and force her to kiss her, but why would I be beaten by her boyfriend?

8. My friend actually said that I look dark, so I slapped him in the face. This was not to protect you secretly.

9. Don’t retouch your pictures endlessly. We all know how ugly you look in real life.

10. Girls who can’t unscrew bottle caps are actually pretending. Ask her to try opening a package without using scissors.

11. Every time I don’t want to study, I look in the mirror and tell myself that I must study hard if I look like this, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

12. If you like someone, just confess it. If you don’t get rejected, you will really think that you are a pure and beautiful little fairy.

13. In the summer, you have to go to the bank, firstly to use the air conditioner, and secondly to check the balance. Your body and mind will feel much cooler.

14. Girls should not quarrel casually. This will make them look very uneducated. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be civil and military.

15. There are many ways to end a friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money and not repay it.

16. The era of spending fifty yuan to think deeply has passed. Now it takes half a day to spend five yuan to think about something.

17. Although you have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temperament, bad personality, and bad appearance, the only thing you are proud of is: a good appetite!

18. You still have to have dreams, otherwise why would you talk to others if you drink too much?

19. Don’t think that the world has abandoned you as soon as you fall out of love. Don’t be stupid, the world has never needed you at all.

20. What defeats me is not naivety, but naive enthusiasm.

21. Many people like to travel and share their experiences. I feel reassured when I see them spend all their money on a trip, but their lives have not changed at all after they come back.

22. You can love the wrong scum three or five times, but you cannot love the same scum three or five times. Taking the wrong path may be due to bad luck, but always jumping into the same pit is mentally retarded.

23. You have worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and pain. But I don’t know how good you are!

24. There is no right or wrong in this world. Who made you look ugly and have no money?

25. Women’s troubles: It is difficult to be a woman. She is not only afraid of her husband’s future, but also afraid that her husband will be remembered by others after he succeeds.

26. Many people say: The world is so big and I want to see it. I just want to ask: How far can you go with such a small wallet?

27. Why do experts recommend eating 70% full dinner? Because the other 30% should be used for midnight snacks.

28. It is said that social phobia mainly comes from low income. My social phobia mainly comes from others thinking that my income is not low!

29. Some people say that 99 things in the world can be solved with money, but what they fail to say is that solving the remaining 1 requires more money.

30. Experts said it was unsafe to play with a mobile phone while walking, which scared me so much that I started running to play.

31. I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, brand-name bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

32. Tomorrow comes tomorrow. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

33. No one cares whether you fly high or not, and no one cares whether you are tired from flying. There is a group of people waiting to see how hard you fall.

34. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without one.

35. I raised a fish and it died. I didn’t want to bury it in the ground. I wanted to cremate it. Who knew that the fish would become more fragrant the more it was roasted, so I bought a bottle of beer!

36. Women like bad men, not bad-looking men.

37. Don’t keep saving money when you are at your most beautiful age. If you don’t spend money, it is just paper. If you spend it, it is money.

38. Home and dormitory are the only places where you can feel comfortable being ugly.

39. If you die one day, what will be your last words? Can I try another doctor? I always feel like I can survive.

40. When you lose the motivation to work, just look at the balance on your bank card, and then you will find that you don’t want to work anymore.