A philosophical joke.

Lead: Everything has its negative side. Where there is pain, there is happiness, and happiness is naturally accompanied by jokes in life. Let me arrange a philosophical joke for you. Let's laugh together!

Philosophical jokes (1)

1. Animals that can reach the top of the pyramid: eagles and snails.

Goshawks are because they have proud wings;

Snails can climb up to find their own direction and stick to it. They won't stop because of the small scenery on the road. What they want is the highest position and the best scenery.

2. Does the chicken ask the hen? Mom, can you take me out to play today without laying eggs?

The hen said, I can't. I have to work. ?

? But you have laid a lot of eggs? Asked the chicken.

The hen said meaningfully to the chicken. An egg a day keeps the kitchen knife away. If there are no eggs, the owner should kill the chicken and eat the meat.

Remember, son: it exists because of value creation! Elimination is due to the loss of value. The value of the past does not represent the status of the future. ?

3. A loaded donkey panted for a horse with little load. Help me move things. For you, this is nothing, but for me, it can reduce a lot of burdens. ?

The horse replied unhappily:? Why let me help you move things, and I'll be happy and relaxed?

Soon, the donkey was exhausted. The master put all the goods on the donkey's back on the horse. . .

Philosophical funny jokes (2)

1, when you are proud, all your friends know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

2. Eat to live, but live for what?

3, life is like dandelion, nothing to blow as little as possible.

A celebrity is a person who doesn't know who he is before he becomes famous and who he is after he becomes famous.

We are all farsighted and can't see the happiness around us.

6. Life is like a box of chocolates-although most of them are dark, the white ones are more conspicuous!

7. The best way to lose friendship is to lend money to friends instead of lending money to friends.

8, people! I grew up with A Dream of Red Mansions, but I found myself living in a world of water margin. I wanted to make friends with some Taoyuan brothers in the Three Kingdoms, but I met some monsters who traveled to the West.

9. Many things in life are like sneezing. Although I had a hunch, I was always caught off guard.

10, the road is an incurable scar on the earth, so every step of life is a dull pain.

Philosophical funny jokes (3)

1, learn to speak in two years, and learn to shut up all your life. Do you understand? Don't say much. Uneasy and calm, speak slowly. If you really have nothing to say, don't say it.

2, easy to go downhill.

Freedom is not to do whatever you want, but not to do whatever you want.

The best way to impress people is to talk about what they cherish most.

Personality is not determined by what you have, but shaped by what you lack.

6. Cats like eating fish, but cats can't swim. Fish like to eat earthworms, but they can't go ashore. God has given you many temptations, but he won't let you get them easily.

7. One day? Me? I forgot a word, okay? Looking for what? Words, in order to find the apostrophe? Me? Asked a lot of people: what does that pie mean?

Businessmen say money, politicians say power, stars say fame, soldiers say honor, workers say salary, and students say scores?

Finally? Life? Tell? Me? That pie represents health and happiness. Without them, everything is a cloud!

8. Eight things in life are invisible: people can see, but people can't see; Conversation is visible, heart-to-heart is invisible; The taste is visible, but the taste is invisible; Joy is visible, but the purity of the soul is invisible; The network is visible, but the mind is invisible; Handshake is visible, but friendship is invisible; Mail can be seen, but missing can't be seen;

Success is visible, but hardship is invisible.

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