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Talk about Typhoon’s funny circle of friends
The funny circle of friends about typhoons include:
1. Typhoon days are different. Even the power was cut off for several days. How can I, an otaku, survive!
2. I just walked in the typhoon for half an hour. It felt like I was taking a free full-body bath, except that the water in the bath was a bit cold.
3. Daily life during a typhoon day: lying on the bed and listening to the rain quietly. I gave in and decided not to go out today.
4. During the Typhoon Day, I DIYed at home and made a "Typhoon Salad". In fact, I just put all the vegetables together and mixed them together.
5. I just bought a bottle of drink in the supermarket. When I checked out, I found that the price had increased a lot, so I teased the salesperson: "The typhoon is coming, and even the price of drinks has increased." The other party replied: " Yes, it’s windy and rainy outside, we can’t get in the goods, and the cost has gone up.” I was speechless.
6. The best thing to do on a typhoon day is to lie in bed and read a novel, but I fell asleep while reading it.
7. On the day of the typhoon, the swimming pool at home turned into a fish pond. The children were catching fish and playing in it. I jumped in too, and found myself turned into a drowned rat.
8. I just saw a cat on the road, but when the typhoon blew, it was so frightened that it ran away. I chased it for a long time before I caught up with it.
9. The most interesting thing in a typhoon day is watching others running outside despite the violent storm, while I can quietly enjoy the comfort at home.
10. During the typhoon, I decided to be a volunteer and go out to help those trapped in the rain. As a result, I was blown to the ground by a gust of wind as soon as I went out. I got up silently and thought to myself: "This is the 'self-reliance' in the typhoon."
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