Ask for some funny Cantonese songs.

Singer: Ceng Zhiwei/Lin Mincong

Audition website: /programs/view/Z_9AsHPJIcc/

Lyrics.

Wulitou love song kebabs

26 nights

Erliugou tomato

It bleated in my mouth.

Lifelong eggplant

The tomatoes are bleating.

Scared to death, I can't wait to have diarrhea.

My sports car

Filled with sun-dried tomatoes

Pull a trap with me

Focus on the slag car

You can hear the mountain waves baaing obliquely.

I know I fell to the left and hit you, Grandpa.

If you love me.

Mind if I pinch you, Dad?

If your sister

Tonight, I will eat wild food.

Still love me?

Continue to choke on tomatoes

My heart only waits for you, Du, Du Tomato.

exactly

Come on, come on, come on, eat game

La la la. . . . .

My heart only waits for you, Dudu eggplant.

Come on, come on, come on It's wild

exactly

Come on, come on, come on, eat game

(help! )

Tell me why

You are an old bean, you are on the left, and your mother is on the shoes.

Your old bean pointed out that your left mother pointed to rubber shoes.

Wet drying and deburring of trouser legs

Oh baby, why?

Tell me why

You are an old bean, you are on the left, and your mother is on the shoes.

Your old bean knows a little about the wild mentality of the strange department.

This is an undisputed debt.

Drink Zuo Wei's expired Gahua milk

Or eat left d smelly shoes

See a strange monster

Put half an orange in your mouth.

You don't have to eat breakfast.

Put two oranges in your hand.

Beautiful girl died in the bathroom.

Norman Sang has no oranges.

In fact, you have an orange in your heart.

Imagine yourself as an orange.

Heletzgo

Jinshan orange is choking.

Jinshan orange is choking.

Here's orange juice residue.

Give you all the orange residue.

But I can't catch you.

* * * You are an orange.

I want to smoke you an orange sooner or later.

showmelovelovelovetwonight

I am willing to slap you every month and every year.

showmelovelovelovetwonight

Love is just an orange.

I once stayed with a friend, and he used the middle fruit fragment "Tell me why …" as a ringtone, which was really interesting.

Wash the dormitory in the middle of the night and groups of people sing together.

Ha ha.

Ceng Zhiwei @ Lin Mincong is wild, nonsense. Go and listen.