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English word ballads
My father has a bad temper, which makes me sad.
There is a cat (cat), which is very fat and eats mice.
Put down the plate and go to the gate. It's already late.
Wake up in the morning and come to the lake to catch a snake.
Without the net, the fish can't get up and the clothes are wet.
In order to catch pests, never rest and do your best.
A very big pig digs a hole.
No tip, put my lip (lip) and zipper (zipper)
A kite (white) was bitten by a dog.
Learn to ride a horse, mother's pride.
Jogging (jogging) in the morning, taking dogs (dogs) and stepping on frogs (frogs)
Jump gently, jump up and sing pop songs.
Close your eyes and smell the roses with my nose.
Drink coke, listen to jokes and break my waist.
Take the gun, aim at the sun and keep running.
Bug, hug me.
Make excuses, borrow a car, use it, and be rejected.
Playing dumb is really cute.
The combined pronunciation of vowels A, E, I, O, u+r
Driving to the stars, the road is still far.
If you want to be smart, you must start from studying art.
A driver (driver) fell into the river (river) and his life was over (end)
A robber (robber) specializes in grabbing rubber (rubber)
Put on your shirt, take off your skirt and throw it in the dirt.
This bird always runs third.
Short, like sports, running in the airport.
Eat pork with a fork.
A nurse lost her purse.
Buy a turtle, purple.
Pronunciation of o and its letter combinations
A goat (goat), wearing a coat (overcoat), got on the boat (boat)
A piece of oatmeal, stuck in the throat.
Boil the oil and pour it into the soil.
Join or not, flip a coin.
Take the hook, come to the stream and look at the water.
Holding a book in his hand, he began to cook while reading it.
In the hot noon (noon), jump on the spoon and fly to the moon.
A fool, falling into the pool, is really cool.
I found the round watermelon growing on the ground.
A mouse in a shirt walked into the house.
It's snowing, the wind is blowing and the trees are growing.
With the autumn wind, the leaves turn yellow and fall on the pillow.
I don't know cow, how, ask now.
A town (town) is constantly falling (sinking) and is about to die (buried).
Pronunciation of the combination of e and a letters
A bee, hiding in a tree, no one saw it.
Deep cliff, driving a jeep, not sleeping.
Holding Barbie dolls, eating cookies and watching movies.
It was smashed to pieces by my niece.
Lost glue, no clue, blue face.
Holding a paper towel (paper towel), line up.
A pea (pea) fell into the sea and made a pot of tea.
Weak (weak), climb to the top (peak), unable to speak (speak)
Swallow lead (lead), touch your head (head), it's dead (dead)
Eat bread, spread out the newspaper and start reading.
No training, no pain, no gain.
Raise your hand and the teacher praises you.
Paw, take a straw (straw, straw) and draw a picture.
Sit on the lawn and study law.
Pronunciation of y and its letter combinations
Holding the puppy, I feel happy
Lying comfortably in bed (comfortable) and lying lazily in bed (lazy) are really crazy (crazy, fascinated)
If you are shy, you are shy. If you dare not try, the plane will fly.
Keep crying (crying), tears dry (dry), fried (fried)
Many days (days), no salary (salary, salary), nothing to say (say)
The sky is gray, I have no intention of playing, so I will go home and stay.
Naughty monkey, pick up the key and throw it at the donkey.
Save money to buy honey (dear, baby)
There is a boy who is playing with a toy and is very happy.
Jump into soy sauce (soybeans, soy sauce) and enjoy it.
Pronunciation of three-letter combinations
A rabbit, dare, stare at me.
Share weal and woe, care for each other, and drive away fear.
Fair weather, cool air and hair.
Brand-new chair, rolling down the stairs, needs repairing.
Fired yesterday, hired today, retired the day after tomorrow.
Putting tires on is really tiring.
Come close to me, with tears in your eyes, and call me darling.
A bear (bear, bear), a skirt (wear), picking pears (pears)
A deer, raised his beer and cheered loudly.
This engineer is a pioneer in all aspects.
Pronunciation of c and its letter combinations
Wash your face, tie your shoelaces and take part in the competition.
Eat rice, add some ice, and shout nice.
Listen to music, do magic tricks and eat garlic.
After reading comics (funny, comedy), have a picnic (picnic)
Quick, hide a cock in a sock.
Take off your jacket and forget your ticket. It's still in the pocket.
Each student came to the beach with peaches in his hand.
The audience watches (watches), the fierce game (game), the ball should be caught (then)
Pronunciation of n and its letter combinations
Sunny day (sunny day), no money (a penny), feel funny (funny, interesting)
The fastest runner becomes the winner and enjoys dinner.
Receive ink (ink), without thinking (considering), raise your head and drink (drinking)
Enemy tanks (tanks, ponds), put in banks (banks, warehouses), thank God (thank you).
Running along the mountain road is long and strong.
Like a king, plug in the swing and keep swinging.
Beautiful spring (spring), songs sing (sing), flowers bring (bring)
A song (song) with long lyrics is always sung wrong.
Pronunciation of q.x.l, r and its dr and tr
A fox (fox), avoiding the bull (cow), hides in the box (box)
Forgot to recite the text (text, textbook), there is no next time (next time)
If you are sick, buy pills (medicine) and pile them up into hills (mountains)
After dinner, I was in a carry with my schoolbag on my back, and I was late.
A needle fell into the noodles.
My parrot likes carrots.
Have a dream, fall into the stream and scream loudly.
Playing chess in a dress turned out to be a mess.
A truck (big truck), full of ducks (ducks), luck (smooth) all the way.
Pronunciation rules of other consonant combinations
Young age (age), reading pages (books, pages) and raising wages (salary)
When you are in trouble, try to double it.
Open the refrigerator, take out the porridge and fall off the bridge.
He's had enough. He drinks a lot and never smiles.
Wish in your heart, catch fish and cook.
The plane crashed, burned to ashes and crashed.
A young man (young man) opened his mouth and blew to the south.
Take a shower and learn to take a shower.
My mother has a younger brother and wants another one.
Cold weather, wearing leather and feathers.
High above (the sky), I don't know why (why), I dropped spy (spy).
Standing on the top, talking to the sky.
Turn on the light at night to protect your eyesight.
The method is right (correct), and the fight (refueling) has a bright future.
A chicken, come on, kick me.
Eat quietly and pay attention to your diet.
Cats eat mice (plural of mice), which tastes good (delicious) and wants to eat them twice (second time)
Twins always win!
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