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Take stock of ten ambiguous relationships between men and women
1, often walking by the river, not necessarily wet shoes warm ignorance: boudoir.
Luzhe met Gloria Xiao's good friend Lisa for the first time. He is very considerate, serving them food and pouring wine, and occasionally throwing out a few cold jokes, which makes them laugh their heads off. This is Lu Zhe's first madness. He had a good chat with Lisa. Seeing their increasingly ambiguous eyes and Lu Zhe's excessive attentions, Gloria Xiao was jealous and stared nervously at Lu Zhe's every move all night.
After seeing LISA off, Xiao Weiwei asked Lu Zhe and LISA about their affair with resentment, as if she had been caught. Lu Zhe naively held Gloria Xiao in her arms like a child, and Xiao Wei took his hand and walked home. Long-lost relatives returned because of Lisa's appearance. Although sometimes they still argue and defend the ambiguous scene, Gloria Xiao understands that this is just an episode and a little game.
Fuzzy calculation:
1. He should do his homework before meeting his girlfriend. Only girlfriends can show charm, but they are not really attractive.
2, and girlfriends-when you appear in front of him, don't lose too much to girlfriends.
3, don't create opportunities for him to get along with his girlfriends alone.
2. The network comes like silk, and the network goes like a cloud: netizens.
Lu Jiaming reluctantly walked out of the house and couldn't find out the real reason for quarreling with his wife every time. He went to the company and turned on the computer. The long-awaited netizen immediately jumped out and gave him a big hug and kiss. Although it was just an emoticon, for an instant, he really wanted to have something real with her! He regards her as an object of online love and asks for comfort at any time. However, when he was chatting excitedly, the other person's head was inexplicably gloomy, and he kept leaving messages without any reply. He has a feeling of being played.
When I get home, I feel warm when I see my wife cooking in the kitchen and watching her busy figure-this is the home I need! The tearfish's ambiguous love makes him cherish the real feelings in life more, and the virtual feelings are always hard to match a good meal. Lu Jiaming was full of praise for his wife's food, and his wife's gentle smile made him secretly happy.
Fuzzy calculation:
1, you can vent your emotions online. But try not to meet each other. Even if the other person is a dinosaur, in case it is a beautiful woman. Ambiguity is afraid of turning into love.
2, you can also pretend to accidentally reveal the information of your close friend on the Internet, if you are happy to see her nervous about your appearance.
3, close to the office, dark and ambiguous feelings: colleagues
Sitting opposite Wen Qing is Xiangnan, a handsome boy who is five years younger than her. Xiangnan makes tea for her every morning, prepares breakfast to warm Wen Qing's heart, and from time to time orders him to buy drinks and send documents as his sister. Colleagues joked that it was a brother-sister relationship. Wen Qing smiled without a word and never explained. Xiang Nan handled his colleagues' jokes in a shy way. The tacit understanding between them makes Wen Qing's dull emotional life slightly turbulent. Later, the wind somehow reached her husband's ears. Now he is more punctual than punching in. 1 He waits at the gate of her company from 5: 30, and he also learns the considerate little gestures of the handsome boy. Wen Qing enjoyed her husband's positive love, and she couldn't help laughing in her heart. It turns out that a tired marriage really needs to be stimulated.
Fuzzy calculation:
1. Choosing a single colleague younger than yourself as an ambiguous object will make your mind younger, which is quite exciting for your lazy feelings.
2. Don't let him be your part-time nanny, let him do everything for you, and a trivial and beautiful feeling will be destroyed. Conquer others. It is inevitable that others dream.
4, brush your body every day, sparks everywhere: neighbors
One of Fang's favorites is her Tony Leung Chiu Wai. When she came back from shopping, she had a watermelon in one hand and a vegetable basket in the other. The neighbor who lives upstairs reached out to help her pick up the watermelon and followed her upstairs. He doesn't talk much, but he has a strange attraction. Fang Ai had never enjoyed such courtesy at home, so she stood at home and had a little chat with him. Since then, there has been a faint idea. When you meet upstairs and downstairs, you will also smile. Drinking morning tea in the same restaurant in the community and buying a brand of shower gel and soap will make the feeling of absence rise to a strange feeling. Husband praised her for becoming beautiful recently, and even dressed up for going to the vegetable market. Before, he never paid attention to her dress. It's too bright, my husband praised me, and the next thing will be easy.
Fuzzy calculation:
1, ambiguity is a stimulant. Whether it's for neighbors or husbands, in short. Your confidence has greatly increased. In addition to dressing up the appearance, it would be better if we could repair the connotation.
2. Keep the distance between the upstairs and downstairs with the neighbor man, and don't take another step up.
5, ambiguous years, three minutes lingering ambiguous relationship: elevator.
Meeting him at a fixed time every day has become a little secret of Helene. I don't know what floor he works on, only that he will come out at work lunch. He probably likes reading, so he always has a book in his hand. On one occasion, he was holding a book, Song of the Sad Cafe, which was Helen's favorite book recently. In this way, they became book lovers. Once, my husband caught them chatting in the elevator, and the man looked at her with admiration. At home, her husband kept asking her when she met the man. Well, it was the first time after marriage that her husband was seriously jealous, which made Helene laugh.
Fuzzy calculation:
1, the elevator is the most suitable for flirting, rather than noisy discussion of gossip. Practice electric eye skills when you have time.
2. If you just want to keep an ambiguous mood, you don't need to ask others the detailed floor.
6. The more dynamic, the more ambiguous the relationship: fitness instructor
Xiaoman goes to the gym three times a week. In fact, she is not a fitness enthusiast. She accompanied her friends for a free experience, and Xiaoman had a little feeling for the' coach' who received them. A handsome coach like Han Xing Hyun Bin not only has a strong figure, but also guides you to keep fit with his hands, and always smiles like sunshine when he speaks. Xiaoman is like a spring breeze. My husband is under 35, but he is prepared.
Middle-aged and elderly people never want to play with her. The fitness instructor saved her! Xiaoman asked for his mobile phone number. At home, Li Lashen's arm is also called by the coach. With a fitness instructor, Xiaoman feels that life is full of vitality and movement. The fitness instructor actually gave her a fitness suit on Valentine's Day, and quietly told her that he also had one. That coquetry ambiguity makes Xiaoman more and more radiant, and she can't tell whether she likes sports or takes her to exercise.
Fuzzy calculation:
1, take this opportunity. Exercise well, carve a good figure, earn ambiguity and shape a good figure.
2, you are beautiful, your husband is always the first person to see, and men always have feelings for beautiful women.
7, the ball turns moderately, the relationship is infinite, and the ball friends.
Chen Hanwen likes to play snooker, and there are not many people around him, so he found some friends online, and they often agreed to spend an afternoon together in billiards city. Soon, a snooker beauty who likes to wear red clothes appreciates Chen Hanwen very much. Her hitting posture is charming, a bit like the taste of Xiao-Ting Pan, the first beauty in domestic snooker, which is his type of appreciation. After the game, Chen Hanwen likes to invite her to a nearby restaurant for dinner and talk about the snooker game with her. The carefree feeling, thinking of the weekly ball activities, made his life a little more energetic. He tried to invite his wife to join us, but she was not interested. She likes yoga. But it is precisely because they have their own interests that Korean cherishes the time with their wives more.
Fuzzy calculation:
1, lovers don't necessarily have the same interests, and it's also good to find reasons to cherish each other in their respective interests.
2. If necessary, take the other person to participate once and let the other person know that the scenery in your interest circle is charming. This little worry will only make the other person love you more.
8, posture stretching, eye contact ambiguous relationship: dance class
In fact, the couple went to the dance class together, which was agreed by Qi Hong after Aaron asked for it for a long time. Originally, they were both typical otaku and otaku, so it was really boring to stay at home. One day, looking at the empty living room, Aaron felt that dancing was enough. In college, they always hold dances in the classroom. The couples who took part in the dance class did not publicly identify themselves as husband and wife, and the coach arranged partners for them. Aaron's companion is a handsome white-collar worker in the company. He said that the company does not hold parties regularly, so he came to study specially. When they were practicing dancing, they talked enthusiastically. Obviously, the partners are interested in Aaron. Qi Hong's female companion is also good, which makes people love. After the whole dance class, there was a contest of eyes between Aaron and Hong Qi. Being warm and ignorant with others in front of each other is really like eating ice cream, and you are carefree in your heart.
Fuzzy calculation:
1, play eye games, tighten jealousy, show appreciation and see your own light in different places.
2. Exchange partners occasionally. It is another feeling for husband and wife to dance together and flirt in front of everyone.
9. Meet perfectly and play a warm-hearted relationship: bang.
After attending a family party hosted by his girlfriend, Qiao Xiao also wanted to have one at home. At my girlfriend's house that day, I met a friend of my girlfriend and had a good chat. They drink and dance slowly together, and they are really ambiguous objects. Finally, under the guidance of her girlfriend, she also became the hostess of the party. He was invited to his home and brought a bunch of lilies. Xiaoye is like a rabbit excited at the end of its arm. It worries about being known by her husband and enjoys being admired by another man. Every once in a while, I will send lilies and meet them at friends' parties. Women don't have to wait for their husbands to wake up, and imagining other men doesn't mean cheating. With this little ambiguity, Xiao Ye has more confidence in running a marriage, at least she won't be angry because her husband never sends flowers.
Fuzzy calculation:
1 is a good time for you to fuck the heroine. Remember to show yourself differently and let his eyes revolve around you.
2, occasionally attend with his female companion, this ambiguous identity will make you more comfortable.
10, walking on the road, another style: donkey friends.
Irene seldom stays at home. The home is always quiet and desperate, and my husband always fantasizes about the world in front of the computer alone. Irene likes to devote herself to nature. She meets a group of fast-paced people in the city and chooses a destination every week. Walking on her left all the time is a person whose heart beats at the thought. He helped her with her backpack and quietly held her hand when she was tired. Irene has a sad joy, but because of this little joy in her heart, she doesn't feel lonely when she goes home. She stopped clamoring for her husband to accompany her at any time and even prepared a midnight snack for him. On the contrary, my husband is sorry. When she is busy in the kitchen, she will stand beside her and listen to her nagging. Where there is interaction, there will be action, Eileen thought. She must seize this opportunity.
Fuzzy calculation:
1, in outdoor activities, show weakness to the person you like, and you will soon get the love of the other person.
2, group activities, should not be too ostentatious, suitable for low-key ambiguity.
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