Jokes are short and humorous.

The joke is short and humorous, 20 words.

The joke is short and humorous, with 20 words. Joke is a Chinese word. Joke is an artistic language. They are taken from life, so they are easy to understand. Jokes are usually short, but funny jokes can usually make everyone laugh for a long time. Here are 20 humorous words.

Joke short humor 1 1, the monitor asked: Who is the biggest officer in our platoon? A: It's a platoon leader. The monitor asked again: Who's under the teacher? The recruit replied: The teacher rode the horse.

At the gate of the supermarket, I saw a big brother who delivered the courier and just started the motorcycle.

In less than 3 seconds, I heard a bang, and everyone else and the car fell to the ground.

I saw him get up silently, take out the key and unlock the front wheel of the car.

After dinner, I taught my daughter to be polite to others.

I said to my daughter, "First of all, learn to say' thank you'. When you receive a gift from others, say "thank you"; When eating, people will say' thank you' when they bring you food. Mom should also say' thank you' when she dresses you. "

In order to make my daughter understand the meaning of thank you better, I took a bottle of drink and put it at hand. I said to my daughter, "You see, even if it is a bought drink, the producer will print' thank you for your patronage' on the bottle cap."

As I spoke, I unscrewed the bottle cap and showed it to my daughter.

I was dumbfounded after unscrewing the bottle cap. I saw "another bottle" printed on the cover.

At KFC in front of the railway station, a customer asked the waiter: Is there a power supply here?

The waitress said quietly, I'm a waiter.

Guest: ...

5. Two miners pull coal together. One car was behind the other and pulled to a hillside. The person behind found that the person in front didn't exert himself, so he said, "Pull hard!" "

The person in front turned around and said angrily, "Who said I didn't work hard? You see, I have bent the rope. "

6. Old man: "I am old, and now I have a poor memory. Many things are easy to forget."

Young man: "I have a way to solve this problem."

Old man: "Really?"

Young man: "of course, really, you lend me 500 yuan first, and I have to see how bad your memory is first."

7. On the train, the man was alone in the soft sleeper, and a woman pushed the door and inserted it.

Open your chest and scratch your hair and say, give me 5000 yuan, or call someone and say you are flirting with me. The man paused, took out a pen and paper from his bag and wrote, I am deaf-mute. What do you want?

The woman picked up a pen and wrote down what she had just said on the paper.

The man smiled and took the note and opened the door: You can go out.

Joke short and humorous 2 I want to roast chicken legs.

I asked my sixth-grade daughter what her plans were, and she said that her goal was to be admitted to No.1 Middle School, a key middle school. At that time, my little nephew, who just turned two and a half, was there, so I asked, "Cheng Cheng, what are you going to take when you grow up?"

"I want to roast chicken legs." He answered without hesitation.

Babe, your imagination is too rich.

My son has twins in kindergarten.

When I saw my children off this morning, the kindergarten teacher told me that my son has been bullying new classmates recently and likes to pat twins on the head.

Asked about the reason, the son replied weakly: Did they watch it together? I have been away for three days, why can't the swelling go away? ......

Buffalo likes fish.

What are the grandsons, grandfathers and buffaloes like?

Grandpa: Buffalo looks like an ordinary cow, except that it likes to live in water.

Grandson: Oh, I see. It must like fish.

Wake me up.

Son: Didn't you say you never wake me up at night?

Mother: Yes!

Son: When was I born?

Mother: 3 pm!

Son: So you didn't wake me up?

Pretend to be awake

My cousin (four years old) came to Xin Wei's house to play, which was very annoying. Now she finally put her to sleep.

But when Xin Wei went to the toilet, when he came back, the little guy continued to make trouble.

Xin Wei was very angry. He shouted at her, "Are you finished? Do you sleep or not? "

The little guy was probably scared and immediately cried and said, "I'm asleep, pretending to be awake!" " "

satisfy

Hey, what's up? Frederick, father asked, is your female teacher satisfied with you?

Ah, yes, dad, very satisfied.

How do you know she told you herself?

Of course, dad. The day before yesterday, she said to me, "If all the students are like you, I will leave school at once!" " "This shows that I have all learned.

I really want to drink

The father took his youngest son camping in the wild to let him experience a simple life.

When the father reached into the mountain stream and lifted the water, the child was dumbfounded and shouted, "Dad, you don't want to drink water, do you?"

"Of course!" Father said, take it in your hand! Drink water gurgling.

"Oh, Dad!" The child said, "I'm not talking about water, but tadpoles in the water."

An upright man is open and poised, little people are dirty.

My brother is lying on the beach enjoying sunbathing, while my brother is playing with mud all over his face.

My brother sneered, "This is called' an upright man, a dirty little man'."

Ann a Portugal.

My son's deciduous teeth have fallen out.

Son: Mom, my tooth fell out, and all the children laughed at me for having no teeth. Can you help me install a Portuguese? It will look good, and my mouth will smell of grapes every day!

Another road

Mom: What's the number of this question?

Son: 5.

Mom: It's clever to take it out so soon. Here's five cents for popsicles.

Son: Mom, write one more question. 100!

How did the ancients make a fire?

Teacher: How did ancient people make a fire?

Najia: Did they hit each other with stones to produce Mars?

Teacher: What did they use to light the fire?

Najia: Old newspapers.

Joke short humor 3 no chance

A man accused the lawyer of saying, "You promised me that my wife would be acquitted, but she was still sentenced to one year." The lawyer said angrily, "That's because she kept saying in court that I didn't even have a chance to interrupt!" " "

legal advice

The newlywed wife asked the lawyer, "I have been married to him for less than a month, and he threw a cake at me." I want to divorce him. "Lawyer:" Yes, just charge him with intentional injury. "The bride continued," What I can't forgive most is that I made the cake myself. The lawyer thought for a moment and said, "Then you are guilty, too." You are suspected of manufacturing and supplying the murder weapon. "

Wait another year.

A couple wants a divorce. They are fighting for custody of their three children in court. They all want two children. The judge was annoyed and said, "Well, don't divorce first, go back and have another child, and then divorce next year. There is no need to argue."

Good grievance

Three prisoners sat in front of the squint judge. The judge asked majestically, "What's your name?" "Bill." The second prisoner answered honestly. "I did not ask you!" The judge growled. "But I didn't say anything!" The third prisoner replied with grievance.

cause

The husband asked a lawyer to handle the divorce procedure. Lawyer: "Why divorce your wife?" Husband: "I can't stand my wife's bad habits any more." She doesn't lie down and sleep until dawn every day. " Lawyer: "What does she do at night?" Husband: "Wait for me to go home!" "

Why did you fight?

The judge is interrogating a young man who was fighting in a telephone booth. "Why do you want to fight?" Asked the judge. "I was chatting calmly with my girlfriend at the phone booth." The young man said, "At this moment, the guy came over. He wanted to make a phone call, but I wouldn't let him, so he kicked me out of the phone booth. " "No wonder you lost your temper." The judge thought for a moment and said. "Not only that," the young man added, "but he also kicked my girlfriend out of the phone booth."

Have a cigarette!

Before the execution, the prison guard said to the condemned man, "Come, have another cigarette!" " "Prisoner:" If you don't smoke, you will become addicted. "