Ceng Xiaoxian, a classic quotation of ipartment.

1. "Welcome to your moon, my heart. The good man is me, I am Ceng Xiaoxian. " (mantra)

2.？ The fairy is dead and has something to burn.

I finally know why there are so many fake milk powders now! It's simple! You buy some milk powder first, then stir it and dry it. Look, this is handmade milk powder, and there is also a nice name called Luffy milk powder. I have thought of all the advertising words for you: since drinking Luffy milk powder, my back is sore, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating ~

4.？ Hello, everyone. Welcome to Xiaoxian's date. I am your new little fresh and good friend!

5.？ A hundred people have a hundred opinions, and you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone ... is human!

6.？ People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, and dead mice are not afraid of cold!

7. "Parents can't call their children rabbits, because ... it's bad for parents' inheritance."

8. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

9. Bars don't sell wine, they sell salted fish.

10. As the saying goes, wine is full of desire, and food is full of nothing.

1 1. Say what, you are not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you are really a joke.

12.？ As the saying goes, there is no real singing in the party, no real evidence in the interview, and no beautiful women in the broadcast. These are the three unchanging laws of the media!

13. Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!

14.？ Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.

16. mine, hahahahahaha, is called Little King Kong with eyelashes.

17. Lisa, this is my roommate, Guangu Ji Shen.

18. When faced with two choices, coin toss is always effective. Not because it always gives the right answer, but the second you throw it into the air. You suddenly know what you want.

19. I admit that I like you very much. I have been crazy, lost and sad for you, but I can't convince myself to love you again. Our world is too far away. I can't delay myself and you because I am greedy for temporary satisfaction.

2 1.？ Meeting and parting, like a turn, turn around and turn around, become the dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

22. A lover's tears will make him drunk at a drop, but a loving heart will be broken when rubbed. What kind of pressure are you two physically and mentally disabled young men and women under?

When faced with two choices, tossing a coin always works, not because it can give the correct answer, but because you know the answer you want at the moment you throw it in the air.

24. I just found that the gentleness of life is: the best friend is around, and the favorite person is opposite.

25.？ If you step on a banana skin and slip, you must run over and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

26.？ Maybe one day, your brain will collapse, and then the next day, you will leave a pile of shit and bandages. However, life always goes on, because big things will be calm. I'm the good guy. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm back.

27.？ Never abandon others, because you may be rejected by others. Conversely, don't be discouraged because others don't like you, because you may not like others at any time.

28. If idiots can fly, this is an airport.

29. I will be crazy about you again.

30. Parting is the beginning of reunion, and this time parting is for the next better meeting. Happiness is not the only purpose of doing something.

3 1. I allow you to walk around in my world, but you will never run around in my world. ?

32.？ Zi Qiao is right. I shouldn't run away anymore. I don't know when I began to have a crush on you. Maybe this is the last time I kiss you, maybe earlier. During the time I left you, I kept thinking that without love, my life lost its color. Without you, my body lost its soul. You made me keep the record of not throwing up thousands of cups and disappeared. You made me desperate to get back.

33. Now I am a dying old man. I am rich, but I am not married. Some people say that happiness means scratching when I itch. Unfortunately, I can't catch it when it itches. For me, it's been a long time since I felt that itchy. I can only write all my memories into a book to commemorate my lost youth and that lost person.

34. What is the most important thing in falling in love, that is, you two, what you lack.

35.？ I didn't just break up for another person. She has done nothing wrong. I can't leave everything to her. I have always been a hesitant person, so I missed her and fell in love with another person. Now they are all hurt because of me. I must take this responsibility. Even if I run, I will run there. I can't wait!

36. Ceng Xiaoxian: I have already talked to her. Watch, sashimi and balloon anger read together: don't be angry!

I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me.