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Courtship dialects in various places

1. Beijingers

The boy said to the girl with a big smile on his face, "Dear, I love you very much. Can we get married on May 1?"

The girl said shyly, "OK. What do you think about traveling and getting married? Charter a special plane, like Clinton, hee hee. . 。”

The boy was scared out of his mind. Boom!

2. A young man from Shenyang

whispered, "I love you, do you know?"

The girl was absorbed in eating ice cream, looked back at her boyfriend strangely and said, "What are you doing? We like gold necklaces, 99.999, you have to understand. . 。”

3. Cantonese

The boy said loudly to the girl with headphones in his ears, "I love you well. Do you feel my sincerity?" I love you for ten thousand years. "

Girl: "Wow! I love you too! " Boom, boom, boom. . .

4. Shanbei people

The man herding sheep was sunbathing when he suddenly saw a baby girl mowing the grass, so he sang, "Sister, I miss the hillside, I am herding sheep in the riverbed. . 。”

the girl also came to the fun and sang a song: "eighteen miles high slope, bear the burden of noodles, brother, your cave is at the head of the village, let your sheep go and don't look back." . 。”

5. Tianjin people

The young man grunted and drank tea soup, and smiled and said to the girl, "Is it delicious? Isn't it fragrant? I thought you were a thief the day I saw you. Do you know how I feel about you? Four words-eat delicious! "

The girl slapped the table generously and said, "Come on, come on. Love is just one word, okay? Look at your stupidity! "

6, Harbin people

The boy ran to the girl panting and handed a bunch of candied haws and said, "You eat, thieves are sweet! What do you think of our wedding in the Spring Festival? "

The girl's teeth were badly bitten by maslinic acid. She smiled at the boy and said, "Well, it's sweet! Getting married during the Spring Festival? I think so, why not! Oh, yes, let's rinse hot pot in the evening, don't you think? "

The boy giggled: "Bingo!"