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It is said that the command transmission of the US military in 19 10 was like this:

Battalion commander to officer on duty: At about 8 o'clock tomorrow night, Halley's Comet will probably be seen around here. This kind of comet can only be seen once every 76 years. Order all soldiers to assemble in the playground in field uniforms, and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them. If it rains, meet in the auditorium, and I will show them a movie about comets.

The officer on duty told the company commander that according to the order of the battalion commander, Comet Halley will appear over the playground at 8 o'clock tomorrow night. If it rains, let the soldiers put on their field uniforms and March to the auditorium. This rare phenomenon will appear there.

Company commander to platoon leader: According to the battalion commander's order, the extraordinary Halley's Comet will appear in the auditorium at 8 o'clock tomorrow night in a field suit. It rained on the playground, and the battalion commander gave an order again, which only appeared once in 76 years.

Platoon leader to squad leader: At 8 o'clock tomorrow night, the battalion commander will appear in the auditorium with Halley's comet, which only happened in 76 years. If it rains, the battalion commander will order the comet to put on the field suit and go to the playground.

The squad leader said to the soldiers: When it rains at 8 o'clock tomorrow night, the famous 76-year-old General Harley, accompanied by the battalion commander, will wear a field suit and drive his comet car across the playground to the auditorium.