English joke: two lawyers.

Two lawyers went into a restaurant and ordered some drinks. Then they took sandwiches out of their briefcases and began to eat. The shopkeeper came over and told them

"You can't eat your own sandwich here!"

The lawyers looked at each other

Shrugged his shoulders and exchanged sandwiches. Chinese:

Two lawyers went into a restaurant, ordered two drinks, took sandwiches out of their bags and began to eat. The owner of the restaurant came up and warned, "You can't eat your own sandwich here."

The two lawyers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and exchanged sandwiches.