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Decompression artifact becomes sticky. How to make it change back?

If the decompression artifact becomes sticky, you can change the answer with a brush.

Decompression artifact-funny joke

1. My son happily told everyone when he got home: "In class today, the teacher said that a child who ate hippo milk gained more than 20 kilograms a month." Dad shouted loudly, "nonsense, there is no such thing." Whose child is it? " The son replied seriously, "It's a hippo's child."

One day, the police found a little girl wandering alone in the street. She doesn't know her name or where she lives. The police began to rummage through her pockets helplessly, hoping to find some clues. The little girl didn't resist, but said softly, "Don't be afraid that I don't have a gun."

Teacher: Our school will switch to English teaching from next semester. Some classmate: Ah! We won't understand. Teacher: Don't worry if you don't understand. Learning languages means listening more. Listen to me speak English every day, and you will understand after a long time. Student B: But I listen to the dog barking at home every day, and I don't know what he is talking about.

4. A classmate had some problems with punctuation in his composition and was called to the office by the teacher for questioning. The teacher is a talkative person, but his mouth is not tight, his mouth is full of saliva, and raindrops directly hit his classmates' faces. Out of politeness, this classmate hasn't spoken. Finally, the rain is too heavy for the students. They said politely, "teacher, will you just speak without punctuation?"

5. Mom: "Qiqi got 85 points in this foreign language exam. How much did you take? " "

Child: "I am a little more than him." "

Mom: "86 points?" "

Child: "No, it's 8.5."