What is the funniest logic reversal joke you have ever heard?

The funniest logical reversal joke I've ever heard is my day.

My day is a funny logic reversal joke. The specific content is to go to the driving school for the first time today. Before practice, the coach asked me to see how much oil was left in the tank. I unscrewed the fuel tank cap, and the light was too dim. I haven't seen it clearly for a long time. I took out my lighter and approached the fuel tank. Just as I was about to press the lighter, Master kicked me away. The coach has a bad temper. I tried not to get angry. When practicing driving, it happened to be downhill. When I stepped on the accelerator nervously, the coach shouted, "Brake! Brake with your feet! "

I quickly opened the car door, stepped on the ground, and the sole rubbed hard on the ground! After dragging for more than twenty meters, the car finally stopped! The coach was so scared that he took fifty dollars and asked me to buy him a bag to calm him down! I was depressed at that time, so don't scare me with toothpaste! When I handed him ten boxes of Chinese toothpaste, he silently refunded all my tuition fees and said there was a driving school next door. I said I was introduced by the one next door! In the end, I had no choice but to go to the bank to deposit my tuition.

As a result, I met a good man in a long line. He said he wanted to withdraw money, and I just wanted to deposit it. If I give him money, we won't have to wait in line. I thought it was right, so I gave him the money happily. There are still many good people in the world. I suddenly saw a circle of people when I went out. It turned out that two women were fighting. Just turned around and walked, I suddenly heard a voice "stripped her clothes and pulled her pants to see how she will behave in the future!" " Oh, I'll go! who the hell are all these people？ So I went back to the crowd.

In the evening, I go to the bar to watch the ball game. It's past 2 o'clock in the evening and I haven't got a taxi for a long time. Suddenly, a Porsche Cayenne slowly stopped next to me, and a young woman in sexy clothes slowly fell from the window, looking very charming and smiling. She looked at me and said, where are you, young man? I will see you off. My brother answered her politely: I'm sorry! I don't take a taxi. I was impressed by my wit afterwards. How much do you think it will cost me to buy a Porsche?