Complete works of English jokes

1, a history teacher and his wife are sitting at a table (a history teacher and his wife are eating)

When his wife asked "What's new at work", he replied "No, I'm teaching history".

(The wife asks, "Is there anything new at work?" The husband replied, "No, I teach history." )

The lecturer of evolution has been talking for nearly two hours. Then he started again. He said, "Let me ask the evolutionist a question-if we have tails like baboons, where are they?"

The teacher who taught evolution has been talking for almost two hours, and his topic comes again: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question-if we used to have tails like baboons, where are our tails now?"

"Let me try," said an old lady. "We have worn them off by sitting here for so long." .

"Let me try," said an old lady. "We must have worn them off after sitting here for so long."

A young couple began to worry about their four-year-old son, who can't speak yet. They took him to see an expert, but the doctor didn't find anything wrong with him.

A young couple is very worried that their four-year-old son can't speak yet. They took him to see a specialist, but the doctor found nothing unusual.

One morning at breakfast, the boy suddenly blurted out, "Mom, the bread is burnt."

Then one morning, the boy suddenly said, "Mom, the bread is burnt."

"You talked! You talked! " His mother shouted. "I'm so happy! But why did it take so long? "

"You talked! You talked! " His mother shouted. "I'm so happy! But why should we wait so long? "

"Well, so far," said the boy, "everything is fine."

"Well, until now," the boy said, "everything is normal."

Brother: I saw you kiss my sister. If you don't give me a penny, I'll tell my father.

Brother: I saw you kiss my sister. If you don't give me five cents, I'll tell my father.

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. This is a nickel coin.

Sister's boyfriend: Come on. This is five cents.

Brother: That's 1.25 dollars I earned this month.

Brother: I made 25 cents this month.

Two brothers are looking at some beautiful pictures.

Two brothers are looking at some beautiful oil paintings.

"Look," said my brother. "How beautiful these paintings are!"

"Look," said my brother, "how beautiful these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there are only mothers and children. Where is the father? "

"Yes," said the younger brother, "but in all these paintings, there are only mothers and children. Where did dad go? "

My brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously, he is drawing."

My brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously, he is drawing these pictures."