What joke is funny?

Super funny joke 1 The fourth guy in the dormitory got out of bed and looked for slippers for a long time. He didn’t find any slippers. I asked everyone: Where did my shoes go? 2 Unit congratulations, a leader said: "I wish everyone good health..." He held it in, there was no more words. 3 I once went to buy mutton skewers. I stretched out 4 fingers and said to the boss: "Here are 3 mutton skewers." The boss was confused: "How many?" I stretched out 3 fingers and said "4"... 4 Our general manager's surname is Zhou. Once he called me while I was driving. When I was nervous, I opened my mouth and said: "Premier Zhou..." 5 My surname is Zhu, and I manage the unit's computer room. Someone once called me on my mobile phone: "Chief Chicken Section, are you in the pig room?" At that time, he cursed the guy! 6 While queuing up in the cafeteria, I heard a boy next to me say: "Master, let me have a bowl of 'Bullet Cauliflower' soup!" (Seaweed and Egg Drop Soup) Haha, I laughed so much that I sprayed soup. 7. One day I was eating at a rice noodle shop, and the rice noodles were very slow to come out. I was so hungry that I finally couldn’t hold back anymore, banging the table and roaring. I wanted to say that if the rice noodles were not served, I would turn over the table! The result was: "Boss! If you don't serve rice noodles, I'll eat the table!" The whole store was silent for 3 seconds and then burst into laughter under the table... Embarrassing... 8 My parents were arguing, and my dad said angrily: "Get out of here!" "Get out!" 9 When I was playing basketball in high school, after A got the ball, he passed it to B selflessly, and B scored easily. After a while, B got the ball, and A shouted to pass the ball to him, but B threw the ball himself. As a result, A shouted angrily: "You really blinded me just now..." The whole audience fainted with laughter. . 10 In my impression, the squad leader in primary school was extremely serious. During a self-study class, the classroom was abuzz with people. After maintaining order several times, the squad leader finally couldn't bear it anymore. He stood up, slapped the table and roared: "If anyone makes any more noise, cut him off!" ...The whole class was silent 11 When I was in college, I asked a buddy how Manchester United was doing, and he said excitedly: "Manchester United lost, and Beckham got two yellow plates and was dismissed!" 12 Just started college, military training, continuous training With an unknown accent, he shouted the command - "Drill to the left!" "Drill to the right!" When I was 13 in college, I heard a girl ordering: "Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, without the potatoes!" 14 When I was cooking at noon, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: "Go and cut the carrots into cubes!" 15 When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me which year I graduated. I originally wanted to say 2000, but I got excited and said, "Two thousand years ago..." What made me even more upset was that the examiner actually said "Oh" and said, "A student of Confucius, right?" 16 I remember one time. I went to buy a fruit called Elizabeth, and I opened my mouth and said: "Boss, how much does Shakespeare cost?" The boss was stunned on the spot... 17 I was drinking with the leader and others, raised my glass and loudly said: "Let us die together!" At that time My brain is too hot... 18 Boss, do you have any toilet paper cards? 19 I work in the logistics department. During the Chinese New Year, a customer called me to check when the pre-holiday goods would arrive. Because the past few days during the holiday were so confusing, I couldn’t figure out the contents of the order, so I asked casually: "Who are you?" What?" 20 I have a friend who has just watched "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and is very interested in the "dog-beating stick method" and often makes jokes with others. One day, he kicked someone else as usual and shouted: "Kick the dog!" Everyone laughed wildly, and he felt embarrassed, so he kicked him again and shouted: "Kick the dog!" 21 When I was in high school I went out to work during the holidays and wanted to find a job as a waiter in a restaurant. Because I was still a child and it was my first time working part-time, I was very nervous. I originally wanted to ask the manager if I needed part-time workers, but I thought it would be more reserved to ask if I needed any manpower. The result was: "Manager, do you need any thugs here?" At that time, I almost found a hole to crawl in... 22 The manager usually said to the smokers during meetings: "Strangle all the smokers to death!" 23 I remembered that KFC was out of town at that time. When Xiang spread his wings, I always thought that Liu Xiang was the spokesperson for KFC because I didn’t watch the advertisement and listened to other people’s words. When I arrived at KFC, I directly told the waiter: "I want Liu Xiang to spread his wings..." 24 When my colleague wanted to ask about the exchange rate between RMB and Japanese yen, he immediately said: "How do you exchange the apes for Japanese yen?" 25 At noon one day, my mother Ask me to move the dining table to the side. My brother didn't move for a long time, and my mother said something like this in a hurry: "Did you hear me? I told you to move the table two kilometers to the side!"