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What are the unforgettable experiences on the train?
The cause of the incident has to start with the epidemic last year 1 month. I believe that everyone's sense of panic caused by the epidemic at that time is vivid. As a college student, I naturally took an online class at home for one semester. I stayed at home for half a year and did nothing. Because of my uncle's insulting remarks-"You can cross the road here", I gained 30 pounds. As an adult man, why can dignity be trampled by a 50-year-old man who lives in a daze! I've always been car-scrapping, okay? So at the age of 20, I decided in two minutes how to tell him how "car-scrapping" I am. I packed my luggage in ten minutes and persuaded my mother in eight minutes, so I took a taxi and embarked on my "journey south" from Northeast China to Guangdong.
Looking back on a series of operations at that time, I don't think too stupid, but "handsome", because I never know how strong I am until I take that step.
Before that trip, I packed the worst clothes in the worst suitcase, took 200 yuan and bought the cheapest hard-seat train. I want to experience the feeling of being born after I die. During this period, my family called me many times, but I think it is irresponsible for me to call me back and try to put out my struggle. After all, I am not a rich second generation. So I got on the train and turned off my cell phone.
Before turning off the phone, I watched the whole journey for 42 hours, so I took out the book I brought out and started my long journey. Fortunately, the people around me are all young people my age. One is the glory of the king, more than 30 stars, and the other is from my hometown. He likes playing guitar and animation as much as I do. I talked to him for a long time, Eva, and there was another one who looked as young as me, but he was the father of two children. Maybe turn off your cell phone. I feel a lot of human touch.
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As for why I sat for 50 hours in 42 hours, it was because Chibi was flooded. Although I don't know what is the relationship between this site Chibi and Chibi in Romance of the Three Kingdoms! But this red cliff is only an hour's drive from Changsha. I estimate that nine times out of ten it is Chibi. Anyway, I don't understand and I'm too lazy to check. When Chibi was flooded, I jokingly said to my friend, "It seems that Duke Guan is on duty at Chibi today!" Although the joke was cold, everyone smiled politely.
After bidding farewell to my friends, my little brother and I took two children of similar age to Guangzhou, Guangdong Province, and said goodbye to each other, thus starting my first "trip south". Although I didn't make much money, I really gained a lot at that time, including bragging and saying to others, "I took the train for fifty hours!" " "
In a word, instead of being a salted fish, it is better to force yourself and treat numbness as a mature scum.
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