Suitable for girlfriends to tease boyfriends.

A joke suitable for girls to tease their boyfriends

1. There is a wild horse, and no one can go near it.

Body. Some people say that this is a heavenly horse, and mortals don't deserve to ride it.

But there is only one accident, and that is you, because the name of this horse is piggy riding.

2. The parrot and the chameleon are in love. One day, the parrot broke up: my mother doesn't allow us to be together. The chameleon was surprised: What's the matter? What did you say to your mother? I'll tell you the truth. I said you change color as soon as I get close to you. My mother said you were a gangster. I can't believe it.

The pony must cross the river with food on his back. Uncle Niu said: Nothing. The water is shallow. It just reached my calf.

The pony was just about to pass when the squirrel stopped him and said, no, no, the water is deep. A friend of mine was swept away two days ago.

Pony thought for a moment, then turned around and kicked Uncle Niu: Your legs are long! !

4. I don't know when I started to live less and less like myself, and more and more like Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan's wife.

Men's words are like the sun in winter, they are all deceptive.

6. The Jade Emperor is very old, but he refuses to change his surname, for fear that people will greet him and say, "Come ~ Old Emperor?"?

7.a: Do you have 10,000 now? Call me if you have 10 thousand. b； Yes, yes, but it's still useful for me to keep it Please, I've been drinking all afternoon. Give me a hand!

8, 300 pounds of anonymous did not see her husband lying on the sofa, sitting on his ass. The law did not hold her responsible, because the law did not take responsibility seriously.

9. I had a conflict with the muscular man in the bar, and the other party tried to hit me. I said, "You don't ask who I am?" "Who are you?" I am a piece of shit, big brother. Aren't you afraid to get your hands dirty when you hit me "

10, one day Xiao Ming said to his classmates, you are really a 290, and the classmates don't understand what it means? Xiao Ming said, "250+38+2". This is you.