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What are the famous weapons in history?
Overlord Gun
The first of China's top ten famous guns, it is made of fine steel and gold. It is shining with gold and full of domineering. The spear is one foot, three feet and seven inches long and weighs ninety-nine and eighty-one kilograms. The tip of the spear is sharp and will kill you if you hit it. The body of the spear is so heavy that if you sweep it, you will die. Legend has it that when Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, was young, he failed to learn both calligraphy and swordsmanship. Ji's father, Xiang Liang, was furious. Xiang Yu said: "Books are enough to record names and surnames. One person can be defeated with a sword, but it is not enough to learn. Learning to defeat ten thousand people is not enough." So Xiang Liang taught him the art of war, and because of his magical power, he created this overlord spear.
gentian bright silver spear
The full name is "gentian bright silver spear", with a green sword in the left hand and a bright silver spear in the right hand, riding on a white dragon horse, wearing a white helmet and white armor. The savior riding alone in Changbanpo fought back and forth among 200,000 Cao troops, and was invincible. Such a fierce general was Changshan Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong! The full name of his gun is: Gentian Bright Silver Spear.
The Fire Dragon Spear
It is about one foot long, and the whole body is made of iron-melted red copper. The end of the spear is carved with a hooked fire dragon head. The head of the spear is a dragon tongue, shaped like a flame. This spear It is the treasure in the palm of Jizhou Housuhu, one of the four heavenly kings in "The List of Gods".
Plum Blossom Spear
The plum blossoms are proud of the snow and have a wonderful fragrance. This spear is the treasured spear of Huo Qubing, a famous general in the Western Han Dynasty.
Huo Qubing went to the Huns with Wei Qing when he was 17 years old. He bravely defeated the entire army and was awarded the title of champion. He defeated five Xiongnu kingdoms in six days. Later, he fought a decisive battle with the Xiongnu in Mobei and won a complete victory. He was awarded the title of "Langjuxu Mountain" in Mongolia. The Xiongnu lamented about this: "The loss of my Qilian Mountains has deprived my animals of their ability to feed; the loss of my Yanzhi Mountains has deprived my married women of color." Unfortunately, he died young and died of illness in Chang'an at the age of 23. He left a famous saying: "The Xiongnu will not be destroyed, and there will be no home for them." The fragrance has been passed down through the ages.
Liquan Gun
With this gun, he repeatedly defeated the Jin army and won a great victory in Zhuxian Town. His poem "Man Jiang Hong" says: "The ambition is to eat the meat of Huns when they are hungry, and they are laughing and talking about drinking the blood of Huns when they are thirsty." This vividly expresses his devotion to the country! The spear is nine feet long, has a golden pole and a golden dragon head, and has a silver tongue tip at the front. It is the treasured spear in the palm of Yue Fei, the famous anti-gold general of the Southern Song Dynasty.
Tiger Head Zhanjin Gun
The gun body is made of mixed iron and fine steel, one foot and one foot three long. The head of the gun is in the shape of a gold-plated tiger's head, and the tiger's mouth swallows the blade. It is made of platinum and is extremely sharp.
The treasured spear in the palm of Ma Chao, a famous general of the Three Kingdoms, a powerful figure in Xiliang and one of the Five Tiger Generals.
The mighty water gun
The barrel of the gun is nine feet long, the head of the gun is one foot and three inches long, and its blade is three inches long. It is made of fine steel mixed with gold and is extremely sharp. It was Qi Jiguang, the famous Ming Dynasty general who quelled the Japanese pirates, who held the precious spear in his palm.
Five Tiger Soul-Severing Spear
Made of iron and steel, the spear is two feet long. It is the ancestral treasure spear of Luo Cheng, the seventh hero among the heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties and the Duke of Yue. The marksmanship is unpredictable and endlessly magical. His special skill of "returning the sword" has brought down many powerful generals.
Green Sinking Spear
Made of fine steel and cold iron, the spear is one foot long and weighs sixty-eight kilograms. Jiang Wei, the famous general of Shu and nine expeditions to the Central Plains, holds the treasured spear.
Reed Leaf Spear
Made of iron, the spear is one foot and three feet long. The spear head is as slender as a reed leaf. It is made of fine steel quenched with silver and can break through armor. It is the treasured spear of Yang Yanzhao, the Liulang of the Yang family, a famous general in the Northern Song Dynasty. With this gun, he guarded the three passes and resisted the Khitans. A biography of the Yang family's loyal heroes has been passed down through the ages!
1. Ming Hong Dao:
When Emperor Xuanyuan’s golden sword was released from the furnace in ancient times, there were still raw materials left. Due to the high temperature, the still liquid casting raw materials spontaneously flowed to the bottom of the furnace. After cooling, it will form a knife shape. Huang Di believed that his spontaneous sword intention was too strong and could backfire on the wielder. The Yellow Emperor was afraid that the sword would be lost in the world, and wanted to destroy it with the Xuanyuan Sword. Unexpectedly, the sword turned into a cloud magpie in his hand, turned into a burst of red and disappeared into the clouds.
The sword is three feet long, and other information is not recorded. Later, it was obtained by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and given to Dongfang Shuo.
Evaluation: Judging from the qualifications of the material alone, the Minghong Sword is comparable to the Xuanyuan Sword. If it can also achieve some results in the battle of chasing deer, its status is no less than that of Xuanyuan, the best sword in the world. Golden sword. However, the Yellow Emperor was afraid that it would "steal the master" and blocked the future of this famous sword.
2. The ancestor of the Miao knife:
The Miao knife is a type of short sword. The knife is one foot and two long, curved and convex outward. The back of the knife curves with the blade. There are two blood grooves and two stripes of wavy nail prints on both sides. The blade is extremely sharp. The handle is three to four inches long. It is made of two pieces of wood, horns or animal bones, and is fixed with pins. .
The sword of Chi You, the leader of the ancient Sanmiao and Jiulu tribe alliance, was named the "ancestor of the Miao sword" by later generations. In the battle of the deer, he was defeated by the Xuanyuan sword.
Evaluation: Why did Minghong and Miao Zu, the ancestors with two swords, lose to Xuanyuan Sword directly or indirectly? Is it destined to be God's will, Xuanyuan Sword cannot tolerate second place...
3.4.5, Dragon Teeth, Tiger Wings, Dog God
Three ancient evil weapons, the maker of the sword is unknown, according to legend Many evil things were used in the forging materials, and there were many curses attached to them. At the end of the Xia Dynasty, it was owned by the monarch Jie, and then the tyranny began. The three swords were enshrined in the Ancestral Temple of the Xia Dynasty. According to historical records, when Shang Tang attacked the Ancestral Temple of the Xia Dynasty, there were dark clouds in the sky, ghosts crying and gods howling, and the three evil swords of Dragon Fang, Tiger Wing, and Dog God turned into three evil winds and struck. Suddenly, the Shang army suffered numerous casualties. King Tang abandoned his weapon and dismounted, and broke into the main hall of the Ancestral Temple alone with the Xuanyuan Golden Sword. He slashed with the sword, and the three evil swords were broken into pieces and sealed underground.
The times have changed. Han Qi, a famous blacksmith in the Northern Song Dynasty, discovered the ruins of the Shang Dynasty Ancestral Temple in a deep mountain. He opened the seal and obtained the fragments of the three evil swords of dragon tooth, tiger wing and dog god. "There is a faint black air in the broken iron, and it will explode when touched." Later, Han Qi and the palace swordsmith worked together to cast it. It took one year and eight days to cast the three guillotines for subduing the dragon, subduing the tiger, and killing the dog. They were approved by the emperor of the Song Dynasty and stored in Kaifeng Mansion. He was the governor of Kaifeng at that time. Bao Zheng became the first "Kaifeng Three Guillotine" knife holder.
Rating: Xuanyuan Sword again... Alas, I have nothing to say. What is worth mentioning is that after being smashed by the Xuanyuan Sword thousands of years ago, the three evil weapons were sealed for many years and later became the "Three Guillotines of the Blue Sky" representing the righteousness of the world.
6. Daxia Longque
The ancient famous sword was owned by Jin Wengong, one of the five hegemons of the Spring and Autumn Period. According to later generations, during the third Jin-Chu War, he was defeated by The famous sword Zhanlu.
Evaluation: Why must the sword lose to the sword? Perhaps it can be understood this way: the sword represents the kingly way, and the knife is a symbol of domineering. China has always regarded the kingly way of "benevolence" as the mainstream, so weapons like the knife have been suppressed by the times.
7. Qinglong Yanyue
The sword used by Guan Yu, the famous general in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, was a heavy cavalry broadsword. He has experienced hundreds of battles and is invincible. I won’t go into details. He is truly “well known”.
Evaluation: Qinglong Yanyue, like Guan Yu, has become the incarnation of "god" in the hearts of the Chinese. It can be said that it is a relatively successful one among the knives I reviewed today, regardless of its material. His qualifications, achievements, and charm are all impeccable, and he can truly be regarded as the "ancestor of Chinese swordsmanship."
8. Xintinghou
When Zhang Fei, a famous general in the late Han Dynasty, worshiped as Xintinghou, he ordered a blacksmith to smelt iron from Chizhu Mountain, make it into a sword, and wear it with him. After Guan Yu died in battle, Zhang Fei went to Soochow to avenge his brother. He drank and whipped the soldiers before going out. The general couldn't bear it. He sneaked into Zhang Fei's camp at night, beheaded Zhang Fei with Xinting Hou, and defected to Soochow overnight.
Rating: It is purely an "evil weapon" that can kill its master, comparable to Japan's famous sword "Demon Sword Muramasa".
9. Cold Moon
The famous sword of Mrs. Xu of the State of Zhao in the late Warring States Period was shaped like a crescent moon and radiated cold air. The royal family of the Later Yan State spent a lot of money to buy it, and after it was repeatedly tempered by the palace craftsmen, it finally became a poisonous knife that could seal the throat when it saw blood. Its strength was also greatly improved, and it was enough to cut off the sword of the King of Qin at that time - General Mo Xie.
Jing Ke, the assassin of the Yan Kingdom, brought the Han Yue Blade to assassinate the King of Qin, but failed and was killed. The whereabouts of the Han Yue Blade were unknown.
Evaluation: A typical "rookie carrying a magic weapon", a rubbish assassin, what is he doing with such good equipment, it is a complete waste of resources.
10. Cook Ding’s kitchen knife
The kitchen knife used by the famous chef Cook Ding in ancient times is made of the most common iron blade and the most common wooden handle. However, due to the chef’s superb skills, even if he uses it Jie Niu is also "easy to do", so it is durable and the edge remains as good as new even if it is not sharpened for decades.
Evaluation: Almost all knives are sharp weapons for killing people, but this knife only promotes the classic Taoist way of maintaining health. Follow the ups and downs, be passive and do nothing, and let everything take its course. Ordinary things can be done "with ease". It's not the sharpness that matters with the knife, but the person who uses it. The Kitchen Knife is the most simple and unpretentious knife, but it is also the most perfect knife.
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