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More than 500 idioms in Cantonese
Zao Jun fell off the wok - spirit (steaming and fine are the same pronunciation)
Wife Danzhe - Yin Gong (gong and public are the same pronunciation)
Husband splashed the fan - —Desolate (the same pronunciation as "Qi" and "wife")
Soy sauce for cooking rice - coloring and trimming the water (describing people as very artificial)
The blind man eats soup balls - he knows what he knows
Ask the monk to borrow a comb - redundant
The monk Danzhe - lawless (the same pronunciation for Fahe)
One-eyed man looks at his wife - looks at the sun at a glance
The Chaozhou guy plays the erhu - he takes care of himself (onomatopoeia)
A Tuo sells shrimps - no one weighs them (because both A Tuo and Xiami are bent over)
Soy sauce chili sauce - you can order it if you want (order and dip have the same pronunciation)
Soy sauce bottle cap - salty and wet (describing a lustful person)
Iron Guaili plays football - one kick (describing one person doing all the work)
Strike in the Palace of Hell - no ghosts to use
Shentai cat shit - gods hate ghosts Annoyed
Nan Wu Lao fell into the cesspit - no sun talisman
The sweet potato fell into the stove - it's time to simmer (it's dead now)
Plane dating ——Gao Dou (describing a person with high corners of his eyes)
African Monk—Black Hate
The wind blows the eggshells—the wealthy and scattered people settle down
Overnight frying Ghost - not angry
King of Yama's married daughter--find ghosts
King of Yama recruits workers--find ghosts to make them
Undersea groupers-- Good blood stasis (fish and blood stasis have the same pronunciation, which means very embarrassed)
Black and white swans - day and night
Brother Huangpishu - not eating if they are not cooked
The wind blows the emperor's trousers - Gu Jiuhan (describing a person who is very stingy)
Burned pig's head - familiar noodles
Husband's purse - husband's money (superficial)
Carrying bamboo poles in cold alleys - straight out and in
Making dragon robes out of linen - not with fruit seeds
Shiteng Knife - Wen Youwu Yes, Wu but not (Wen and Wen are the same pronunciation, Wu and Wu are the same pronunciation)
Shit pit stone - smelly and hard
Shaking pen - not to give up (to give up and to give up) (Write the same pronunciation)
October mustard - to arouse the heart (describes a woman's love for a man)
Rattan braised pork - fit1 to oil leakage (onomatopoeia, describes clothes, etc. Very worthy of someone)
Luodicheng - no one wants it
Dog on the roof - there is a way (describing an affair between a man and a woman)
Airplane candle - burning clouds (ecstasy)
Heaven urinal - full attention
Cowhide lantern - unclear lighting
Ear teapot - Have a mouthful (describes a person who only talks but does not do anything)
Have sex with a naked chicken - eat meat (describe a person who is beaten hard in a fight)
Throwing stones and falling into a cesspool—— Arousing public outrage (feces)
Passport photo - making a fool of yourself
Wet cotton - impeccable (impeccable)
A Beng barking dog - —The more he barked, the more he walked away
The fish seller——has a voice (the sound and fishy smell have the same pronunciation). Voice, news, means that something has hope of success)
Selling fish tails - chatting up (another way of talking)
Salted egg soup - heart Du Shi Sha
Paper doll - lively and lackluster
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