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Teacher Diary (1)

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May 8, 2021 ? Sunny

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I just walked into the classroom and just finished introducing myself.

In the first row on the left, there was a boy with a round face, handsome features, and a strong appearance. He asked in a provocative tone:

"Do you know what root 2 means? You Do you know what rational numbers include?"

After asking, he raised his neck with a rebellious expression and tone, as if he was trying to stump me but would not take it too seriously.

I looked at him with a smile:

"This classmate is eager to learn and make progress, and is not ashamed to ask questions. This spirit is worthy of praise."

After a pause, I added :

"This is the learning content for the first grade of junior high school mathematics. It seems that you have already studied ahead. Knowing so much is really a thing that makes the teacher happy."

Then I said : "Root 2, in the language you can understand now, is to find two identical numbers whose product is equal to 2, which is the opposite of the square. Please tell me, how many squares are equal to 2? I guess you have to try this one by one. Let’s start with 1. The square of 1 is 1, and the square of 2 is 4. What is the number between?”

The student was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to say. .

I said again: "If you don't know this, then learn the current knowledge well first, have a solid foundation in basic skills, and then study ahead if you have the ability. If you have learned well, you can come and make things difficult for the teacher. If the teacher is stumped, it means that Teachers still need to learn from you. Keep up this studious spirit and I believe you will make great progress!"

Before I came here, the principal told me that there were three particularly troublesome students in this class. Difficult to manage. Loves to fight, curse, and does not follow discipline. Beat me if I don't obey.

It can be seen that these three have already been registered by other teachers.

I can’t imagine how difficult it is to manage?

Now when I come here, he gives me a warning and I have to make him retreat.

After the homework was done, I put an application question on the blackboard: "The homework is done, let's have a prize-winning knowledge quiz in the extra time. The rules of the quiz are: no one raises their hands, only If you raise your hand and answer correctly, you will be awarded 10 points; if everyone raises their hand and answers one by one, 2 points will be added to the one who raises their hand first and the answer is correct. ”

< p> The whole class opened their curious eyes and stared at me excitedly. There are only one or two female students who don't study well and don't seem to be very active.

"Who can raise your hand for this question?"

I summarized the characteristics of these three mischievous people:

Xiaofan , loves sports, is the tallest and strongest, has an impulsive and rebellious personality, does not follow discipline, loves to swear, loves to fight, and is a school bully.

Xiaodong is thin and strong, hyperactive, loves to talk, loves to curse, does not follow discipline, and is used to bullying weaker classmates.

Xiao Li is fair, short and fat, not so restless, but he likes to talk sarcastically, pick up trouble, and likes to form cliques and help evildoers. He likes to quibble when he makes a mistake and has good eloquence in shirk-shirking responsibility.

I am quietly observing the reactions of these three.

Xiaofan raised his hand first, but gave the wrong answer.

"Although Xiaofan did something wrong, he had the courage to raise his hand first, which means he still used his brain. If he can take the initiative to think, it is worthy of encouragement. Add 1 point. Think again and see if you can You can't break through yourself. If you think correctly, add another point."

Xiao Dong and Xiao Zhang next to him raised their hands at the same time, and Xiao Dong slapped Xiao Zhang's hand:

" Don't say it, you don't know how, let me say it."

"Xiao Dong, let Xiao Zhang speak first. He and you raise their hands at the same time, and you can both speak. Besides. If you two agree, just say I agree with him." Xiao Dong is still tough: "He won't, let me say this first. The problem is..."

I am a little annoyed. This child is so domineering in front of the teacher, which is not a good sign. I must teach him to respect others and abide by the rules.

"Don't worry, according to the rules, Xiao Zhang can raise his hand a little faster than you, so let him speak first. You can add after he speaks.

Please follow the rules. "

When Xiao Dong heard this, he immediately fell out. He dropped the pen and began to curse:

"This is the hammer rule, and I will not abide by it. If you think about your face, you are not a good teacher. I'm not participating in this bird race! "

"Then please go out. If you don't abide by the rules of the game, you don't have to participate. From now on, please use civilized language! "

I said calmly.

"Xiao Zhang, please tell me your solution. "I looked at Xiao Zhang with a smile.

"Teacher, just let Xiao Dong speak. It doesn't matter whether I speak or not. ”

Xiao Zhang looked at Xiao Dong’s back outside the door with a little fear.

The bullying came to the teacher, and I realized the seriousness of the matter.

"Xiao Zhang, are you afraid of saying something wrong? It doesn't matter, as long as your mistakes are the result of your own thinking, they are worthy of encouragement. Tell me? Don't be afraid. ”

Xiao Zhang gave the correct answer. I took the lead in applauding him and told the monitor to give him 10 points.

Xiao Dong came back from the door. , he said anxiously:

"I have the same answer, and you have to give me 10 points. ”

“You have abstained and do not follow the rules. You cannot join.” If you can say in front of everyone that I voluntarily abide by the rules, then you can rejoin. ”

Xiao Li immediately came up to help: “You are unfair, everyone can stop saying it, and only let Xiao Dong say it, you are discriminating against people!” Why! ”

Xiaofan was busy thinking and didn’t help for a moment.

I heard that the three of them usually work together to make noise, which made the teacher cry. Today, the gang of three became The two helped.

I looked at Xiao Li, a little angry, but held it in.

"No need to say anything about the others, because they didn't break the rules. Did I discriminate against him? If you feel it's unfair, you can appeal to your leader, I don't mind. ”

Everyone else was answering questions enthusiastically. I ignored these two people until the session was over.

“Okay, that’s it for today’s question and answer session. Everyone’s performance great. Continue tomorrow. Now, according to the duty schedule, Xiaofan and Xiao Zhang clean. The squad leader supervises, arrange the table, put the bench on the table backwards, and the rest of the people please leave the classroom. One of the students on duty was sweeping the floor and the other was mopping the floor. "

I said cleanly, knowing that Xiaofan would be dissatisfied.

"I don't sweep the floor. I don't sweep the floor at home or at school. Why should I do it? "

As I expected, Xiaofan twisted his neck, took his schoolbag and prepared to leave by force.

I looked at him with a smile:

"You You don’t have to be on duty, but please don’t come to this classroom tomorrow. Every student in this classroom has the obligation to be on duty. If you don't fulfill your obligations, you are not eligible to use this place. ”

“What you say doesn’t count, it’s what the hosting boss says. I just want to stay in this classroom, it's none of your business, so don't worry about me. ”

Xiao Zhang is already sweeping the floor, and Xiaofan is domineering and arrogant, not afraid of what I say.

The root of their wanton behavior may be: they think that the trustee is afraid that they will not be able to do it in the future. Come, so everything will go according to their needs. They are troublemakers, and the hosting boss has to coax them to maintain their livelihood.

I immediately said: "Xiaofan, I will call Teacher Fang immediately. . If she doesn't support me if I don't let you into this classroom, I will resign immediately. You have to clean this place today. Either you leave or I resign. ”

Actually, I communicated with Teacher Fang before. In order to manage these troublemakers, I said that I hope Teacher Fang will cooperate with me and support my management methods.

I know what I know .

I called the phone and said in front of the whole class: "Teacher Fang, in the future, students who disobey management and do not cooperate with the teacher's work will not be allowed in my class. Do you agree?" "

"I support your ideas and any decision! Whoever disobeys management, let him leave here, we don't want him! "

After hesitating for a moment, Xiaofan's face immediately changed to a helpless expression: "Okay, okay, can't I just sweep it?" "

As he said that, he picked up the broom and dustpan very awkwardly and started to clean.

I stood aside and stared at him: "Be serious and sweep it clean, otherwise it will be regarded as a crime. There is no duty.

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After cleaning, I started to praise him again:

"Okay, as long as you abide by discipline and obey management, you will still be a good student, and I will like you just as much. Everyone makes mistakes, and it’s good to know your mistakes and be able to correct them. Praise you! ”

Xiaofan is a child after all, and he also likes to be praised.

After leaving the trustees, I breathed a sigh of relief!

Today is finally over !