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Speech by the host of Youth Activities Association
Dear comrades.
Woman: Young friend.
H: hello.
Woman: The moon on the 15th lit up my hometown and my relatives.
M: Explain the construction site of the project management department of a7 Bid Section of XX Highway.
Female: It lit up the National Youth Yuquan Activity Camp of the Central Committee of the Communist Youth League.
M: At present.
The fifteenth moon shines on the earth.
Mid-Autumn Festival is more homesick.
Woman: Tonight.
Miss your family, miss your family.
People who don't go home the same way
Let more relatives get together.
Let's raise our glasses.
Man: Now I announce:
Xx road construction site, youth activity camp, friendship association between the two places
H: From now on.
Man: Chunhua Qiushi
Jinyufeng road
Woman: Night in the Mirror.
You miss me too.
M: The harvest season.
You like me too.
W: When will there be a bright moon?
Holding my cup, I asked the blue sky
M: Where is youth?
Tomorrow will be better.
W: Express our love for the people we love.
To thank the leaders for their careful arrangements.
The choir is grandly launched.
-"Tomorrow will be better"
2. (Male solo)
(Female) Men don't flick when they have tears.
Homesick, insist on not wanting to go home.
(Male) You ask him where his home is.
Home is at the foot of Guo Huashan.
(female) Teacher Du at the construction site of the project management department sings a song for everyone:
Dawn, please applaud.
3. (Female voice solo)
(Male) Who said that the daughter is too soft-hearted?
Who says daughters are inferior to men?
Female Heroes on Mount Guo Hua
Dare to pick round and round of the moon.
Next, please welcome xu teacher, who is brilliant and talented in the camp, to present a song "Moonlight in the City" for everyone.
4. (Game "Step on Balloons")
The golden wind makes Huaguo Mountain colorful.
The bright moon shines brightly on the highway.
Today we are destined to meet here.
Now let's play a game together. The name of this game is "Step on Balloons"
(Male) The rules of the competition are that six brave men selected by the engineering department and six beautiful women selected by the activity camp are freely combined into six teams, each with six balloons, and the competition lasts for three minutes. Finally, the team with the least balloons will perform a love song duet for everyone.
(Female) The game begins.
5. (solo "flower escort")
(Male) The game is temporarily over.
To congratulate the winner
In order to comfort the heroic spirit who struggled tenaciously but still lost, Miss Yao from the activity camp performed a solo dance "Flowers" for everyone.
Please enjoy
6. (male solo "I really love you")
When you eat to your heart's content
When you're drunk.
(Male) When you are hungry.
When your mouth is watering.
(Female) Do you remember?
I really love you, Monkey Jujube Master.
There is dedication. I really love you.
(Male) Please listen to Master Wu, the master of back cooking, sing for everyone.
-"I really love you"
7. (Little joke)
(Female) I laugh when you laugh.
Laugh when you come, and laugh when you leave.
You can't live without laughing.
Laughter makes you younger.
Smile for everyone in Mid-Autumn Festival.
Manager Sun, the master of humor, specially prepared a little joke for everyone. Please welcome Manager Sun.
8. Fashion Show
(Male) The Mid-Autumn Festival is full in August.
Holiday dress scenery line
Please have a look.
Here comes the red sorghum model team.
(Female) In the evening, the Paris foreign model team came.
Give special love to special you.
Please watch the fashion show "Youth" carefully prepared by the housekeeping department of the camp.
Lighting and sound preparation
(Female) Please welcome the model team of the villa.
9. (Leading performance)
(Male) Meet the Mid-Autumn Festival.
A thousand words come to mind.
(Female) We finally got together tonight.
Leadership cares and warms people's hearts.
Mr. Wang, the general manager of the activity camp, saw that the employees were so happy and wanted to give you a show. Let's welcome General Manager Wang's contribution to "Borrowing Heaven for another 500 years" with warm applause.
10, (game delivery package)
(Female) According to the strong demand of party member,
Decided to temporarily add a game activity.
-Old-fashioned parcel delivery
(Male) The rules of the game need not be elaborated. Please take the initiative to perform for everyone.
(Female) From now on.
1 1, (Dance music "Spice Girl"
Sister ")
(Female) Hongshan Hong
Heishan grapes
Bright white moon
Golden perfume pear
Stupid boy (female)
(Male) Hot Mountain Girl
(Female) Do you know?
(Male) Do you want to see it?
hot chick
I'm going to show up with you today
(female) Please have a look.
How hot are hot girls?
(Male) Please watch the dance "Spice Girl" performed by the catering department and housekeeping department of the camp.
12, (party ends, dance begins)
Comrade (female)
A (male) friend
(Female) Autumn is coming.
Cool weather
The green leaves welcome the frost and show their beauty.
Traffic children are even hotter.
Here comes the hot girl.
All the handsome boys and girls are here.
M: Dear leaders, teachers and students,
Female: Dear instructors:
H: Good evening, everyone!
W: A romantic and warm midsummer night, let's relax and erase the pain.
M: Good moment, full of passion and good mood.
A few days, a lifetime, is just a short moment.
W: A few days of sweat and wind and rain are just a short beginning.
M: Tonight, let's open our hearts and not be bound by our thoughts.
Woman: Tonight, let's put on our wings and soar in the ocean of happiness!
Woman: Let's hold hands.
Man: Keep shoulder to shoulder. We should even say thank you to the base leaders and instructors who care about us and train us hard these days.
All thanks will become the most charming songs. Let's sing together! Zheng Yang Central Primary School Zimao Mountain Military Training Art Evening begins now!
Intermediate string:
Woman: Xinjiang is a beautiful paradise on earth, and spring in Xinjiang is even more charming. Please enjoy the violin ensemble Spring in Xinjiang. Performers: Class One, Class Five, Zhou Jinfeng, Class Two, You and Xu.
Man: Grandma's Penghu Bay floats in my heart. The water and the song are memories that will never be forgotten. Please enjoy "Grandma's Penghu Bay" sung by performers such as Zhang Mi and Cai Zhizhen.
W: The life in the base for a few days has brought us unforgettable memories. Thanks to the care and care of the base leaders and instructors these days and the strict requirements, we have made such great progress. After leaving the base, it means the beginning of a new life and a struggle. I believe that each of our children will change from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan. Please enjoy the story "Ugly Duckling" brought by Jiang Ke, a student in Class 8, Grade 5.
M: Nanyin is the most proud exclusive music of Minnan people. Its unique charm is euphemistic and memorable. Please enjoy Shi Tao, the performer of Nanyin solo "Thank the Princess" in Class 3, Grade 5.
Female: Students, at the Spring Festival Gala, the crosstalk performances of those big names always make everyone laugh and feel happy. Tonight, two students will perform the cross talk "Such a Student" for everyone. Please enjoy it. The performers are Yu Xilan and Wu Qifeng from Class Two, Grade Five.
Man: In military uniforms, we are the best. Standing here, we are the best because we are all descendants of the dragon. Please enjoy the guitar performance and sing Descendants of the Dragon. Performers: Class 4, Five Years, Sean, Chen, etc.
W: At least we have you. Our life is so beautiful. Please enjoy the chorus "At least you". The performers are from Class 5, Class 5, Hongjiangshan, Chen Wanling.
W: What is childhood? Childhood is a song. Childhood is? Childhood is a dance. Childhood is drunken lying in the lotus pond, listening to the most charming night. Please enjoy the bamboo flute solo "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond" by Xu Peirong, a performer in Class 6, Grade 5.
Boys and girls, guess whose child I am. Can't you guess? It doesn't matter. Let's help find out whose child this is. Please enjoy the sketch "Whose Child" performed by Xu Yabin and Wu Yuyu in Class Four, Grade Five.
W: Everyone has heard of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Now let's enjoy the group singers Sun Qinglin and Xu Haosen of Class 6, who killed the Three Kingdoms in five years.
M: Military training is sharpening. Think about the red army's 25 thousand. Look at the revolutionary veterans when you are tired. Hard times? You have to suffer to be a master. Please enjoy Chen, the performer of the electronic piano solo "Love of Crossing the Road" in Class 5 and Class 7.
Woman: The voice of the Yellow River is still in my dream. Please enjoy the solo song "yellow river of the song" performed by Chen Feiyang in Class 3, Grade 5.
Man: Can Yue Fei's "Man Jiang Hong" arouse students' patriotic feelings? Please enjoy the recitation "Man Jiang Hong" brought by Class 7, Grade 5.
M: Dad's snowflakes are floating in the sky, in dreams and in everyone's heart. Please enjoy the solo of the song "Daddy's Snowflakes" brought by Linlin, a student in Class 8, Grade 5.
Woman: Look, on this beautiful purple hat night, a group of rabbits are dancing. Holographic scenes are where they live. Please enjoy the rabbit dance brought by class five, grade five.
Concluding remarks
Man: Please remember this face beside you, it is our true friend!
Woman: Please remember this time, it's a memory worth cherishing!
M: Remember the laughter and laughter tonight.
Woman: Remember to have fun at this moment!
Remember today, beautiful purple hat night, and unforgettable green night. Tomorrow, we will spread our wings and fly together with a green dream! Zheng Yang Central Primary School Zimao Mountain Military Training Show ends here. Thank you.
20 14 Speech by the Moderator of the Mid-Autumn Festival Celebration.
Good evening, leaders, friends and colleagues of David!
(Female): "Tonight the sky will wash the world again. Summer retreats, autumn retreats. " On this night of bright autumn moon and fragrant osmanthus, let's gather songs and laughter from all directions, autumn homesickness from all corners of the country, and gather in our second hometown XX to sing the autumn harvest and autumn customs.
(M): The surging river can't drown the vast Chinese soul. The majestic Kunlun Mountain. Can't lock the Chinese style. No matter how cool the autumn wind is, it is also the day of full moon. Entering October, we gaze at the golden autumn with the same eyes. Entering the National Day, we have the same feelings from the heart. We began to feel the joy of harvest and start to ignite expectations for the future. Let's take advantage of the moonlight and the joy of harvest to celebrate the National Day on such a beautiful night today!
(Together): "Welcome National Day, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival" Gala begins now! ..... pause, after everyone applauds.
(female): Please welcome the first program, the spray printing workshop XXX sings "The Condor Heroes" for everyone.
(M): In the impassioned Heroes of the Condor, we feel the sincerity and vitality of life. Here, life always has many colors, and there are many opportunities to show our different selves.
Woman: But most importantly, don't forget to reunite with family and friends during the National Day holiday. Please enjoy the Agreement brought by workshop B ×××.
M: The martial arts in China are extensive and profound. Many people in China use martial arts to keep fit. Next, please ask the injection molding department to perform the martial arts "Hongquan" for everyone. A man with music should be self-reliant.
Woman: After the wonderful program, let's all play a game to liven up the atmosphere. The game "grab the stool"
(m): After the game program, please ask the love song master in the model department to tell you about the pain of parting, and ask the model department to ××××.
(Female): The fifteenth moon reminds every wanderer of homesickness. The moon in the sky tonight is not round, but our Dawei moon is round! Please ask the injection molding department to play Moon on the 15th and Mother's Kiss for your harmonica and electronic organ.
What a lively night! Let's take a good look at the style of our colleagues in Dawei factory, and then move on to the next link, IQ.
(Female): Wow! The IQ question is so fierce that you can think of the scene where everyone is actively working at ordinary times. Next is the song "Overfire" brought by the inkjet workshop.
(M): The song "Over the Fire" is very sad. Please enjoy the solo dance "Sister in Red" performed by the semi-finished Ercang.
(Female): Where is the red envelope? This is a red envelope. Next, we enter the next game show "Riddle Quiz".
game ...
(m): Today's program is really colorful, boasting, singing, guessing and playing. Let's play something. Please welcome the semi-finished guitar in Warehouse 2 to play Weeping Man.
(Female): It's really beautiful and sad. We should be a little sad on National Day, but we don't want to cry tonight. Listen to "Who knows the prodigal son's heart" performed by the injection molding department.
(M): The game we are going to play next is a bit special. It is called "helping each other in the same boat" to test everyone's cooperation and coordination ability.
After the game, ...
(Female): Tu Honggang has a very powerful song called Farewell My Concubine, which contains a line: "Ask the world who is the hero who fights the sword".
(m): So, beauty is sad. No wonder many men like to be heroes. Ha ha laugh ...
(Female): Alas! Be a garrulous man. Let's welcome XXX, a semi-finished product from Warehouse 2, to sing "Hero" for everyone.
(m): The flowers are overflowing, the wine is overflowing and the songs are beautiful. Why not have some violent music? Please welcome the model ××××××× guitar ensemble "Forever never say goodbye".
(Woman): Next, it's time for our game. This game is a bit special. It's called "Table Tennis Match".
After the game, ...
Woman: After comparing our chopsticks skills, let's invite the material control department to sing the song "Dump, Dump" for everyone.
(m): Stand as loose as a pine and lie as a bow. Today, there are so many martial arts experts. Please welcome XXX, a graduate of the security department of Wushu School, to perform hard qigong for everyone. (Music China Kung Fu)
(Female): When will there be a bright moon? Ask about Sky Wine. The 60th birthday of the motherland is coming. Let's raise our glasses to congratulate each other. The next game program is a beer drinking contest.
After the game, ...
M: After the beer competition, the next segment will be the most exciting moment tonight. We brought the girl from Osaka, Xinjiang to the party.
(female): please the administration department ×××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
(m): Yesterday, we sweated together, bit by bit, and achieved fruitful results.
(Female): Today, we sweat together and work day and night to achieve Dawei's future.
Tomorrow, let's sweat together and open up a better future for Dawei!
(Male): Dear leading colleagues, friends of workers and staff, the "* * * Welcome the National Day, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival" gala of XX Toy Factory ends here. Good luck with your work! All the best!
(female): Here, I wish our motherland peace and good luck forever, and I wish XX factory prosperity.
Da, with strong financial resources.
I wish you all a happy National Day and a healthy family! See you next year! ! !
Please invite all performers, staff and department leaders to take a group photo on stage.
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