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Lu Zhenhua's self-report in the heavy rain.
Mother Rong's needles and my braids are the shadows of childhood!
I am a supporting role in Deep Rain, and I have been an orphan since I was a child. 17 years old, a servant of a high official came. The official has a daughter named Pingping, who is also my first love. Although Pingping was a princess in the late Qing Dynasty, she was influenced by the West because her father was a diplomat! I like riding horses in western red horse cheongsam very much. Very nice! I'm completely fascinated by her! Although I was humble at that time, I studied hard and practiced calligraphy and martial arts in order to be worthy of Pingping. Later, our relationship was discovered by her father, and she felt that we were wrong. So her father doesn't approve of us being together. So at that time, her father ordered someone to tie me up and torture me. At that time, I was severely pulled out of my body by a servant, leaving scars! Bloody Full of embarrassment. Almost lost his life. Fortunately, Pingping arrived in time! That's why I ran away.
Later, at the entreaties of Pingping and me, she agreed to let me go and let me farm. He also made it clear that if I can't farm, I will never come back! When we parted, Pingping promised me that she would wait for me to come back. However, is there so much fighting in the world? In those years, I missed Pingping day and night. Finally, many good things happen. Fifteen years later, I finally became Ma Yukun's right-hand man! I became a general in the late Qing dynasty, and I was in the limelight for a while. When I came back to the official again, I realized that Pingping had been forced to get married as early as ten years ago. So she wore a red horse cheongsam and shot herself in our usual cloister. Later, seeing the corruption in the Qing Dynasty and the death of Pingping, I decided to rebel against the Qing Dynasty, build my own army and become a commander! People call it "Panther!" At that time, I was fierce in the eyes of many people! Arrogant I'm crazy about stealing women as wives, just like collecting stamps. As long as some places look like Pingping, I will try my best to marry them! So, I later had nine wives,
Later, because Japan invaded the three northeastern provinces, I only took two wives to settle in Shanghai. Because I was designed by Xue Qin and bewitched by her, my eighth wife Wen Pei and her mother and daughter were forced to run away from home. The culprit is me and Xueqin,
Later, one day, my daughter Yiping came to Lujia for money as usual. I was bewitched by Xueqin again! In addition, at that time, Yiping was strong and unyielding, and he was determined to have a hard time with me. I like to get used to others' resignation all my life. I have never been uncompromising, and no one dares to disobey me. Although not as good as my peak in Shanghai, a thin camel is bigger than a horse. Therefore, Yiping's disobedience at that time seriously violated my lamella! So, when I was in a hurry, I gave her a whip, and then I began to regret it. So I decided to call Xueqin to Yiping 200 yuan. At that time, Yiping had her pride and self-esteem, so she refused my kindness and pointedly said, I despise you. One day, I will look at each and every one of you and laugh and cry. Say that finish, she awkwardly make a dash for the door. Later, she happened to meet Shu Huan in the rain. Although there have been twists and turns, but still forged an indissoluble bond.
Later, I felt that the life of Yiping and her mother had been very difficult over the years. Later, I asked No.2 to send money to their mother and daughter, but Yiping refused. In the end, number two failed. Later, I asked Ru Ping to send them money, such as Ru Ping. When I went to Yiping's house, she was not at home, only her mother was at home. At first, her mother refused, but under Ru Ping's kind persuasion, she said that she would secretly give the money to Wen Pei and keep it from Yiping. At that time, Wen Pei felt that their mother and daughter were really desperate, and Yi Ping, who could not bear to live such a bitter life outside, began to waver. Later, Yi Ping walked to her door and overheard what Ru Ping said to Wen Pei. Yi Ping thinks Ru Ping is "ironic!" Therefore, Yiping refused without hesitation, and her mother had no choice but to agree with Yiping's move. At that time, Ru Ping was also depressed and felt that her kindness had not been rewarded. I can't help but say, no wonder dad hit you that day. It seems that I shouldn't sympathize with you, such as Ping. Then I put the money at Yiping's house and left directly.
At that time, Yiping was full of the idea of finding a serious job, but he didn't expect to hit a wall everywhere. Later, I saw that the Li family was poor and needed money badly. So, in desperation, she returned to Shanghai and decided to be a singer in a ballroom. At that time, she also made many unreasonable conditions with Qin, the boss of Shanghai. At that time, Manager Cai even stopped her and said to her, "Do you think Shanghai can't live without you?" Tell Yiping to restrain himself and not to take himself too seriously. Because of the Fifth Master Qin, I know that she has a good voice, and I also think that her temperament is different, and she is bold and has backbone! She has great commercial value. So, at that time, Qin worshipped her very much! Give her a break! Just continue her willfulness. After listening, Qin couldn't help laughing and talking. What a joke! I haven't heard such a funny joke for a long time, and then Master Wu of Qin got angry again, with a straight face. Why do you want me to promise you these unequal treaties? At this time, Yiping said confidently, because I will be the pillar of the Grand Shanghai Ballroom! Later, Qin Xinran "promised" her conditions! So, Qin immediately asked Manager Cai to pay her 65.438 million yuan in advance, agreed to her debut under the stage name of "White Rose", and helped draw up the contract. Also tailor-made clothes for her free of charge, and sent a fake application to deal with Wen Pei, so as not to worry about Wen Pei's despair! Carefree Yi Ping can finally go all out to work.
Later, Yiping officially worked in Shanghai for a few days, because her singing was so moving and beautiful. So she quickly became popular in the circle, so on the fifth day of her debut, a misty rain shocked the audience! The sound remains the same! At that time, the applause lasted for a long time, and the people present kept shouting encore, encore! Encore! ... at this moment, Master Wu of Qin will laugh, too. At this moment, Shu Huan's eyes will look straight. After she sings, she will go backstage to remove makeup and get ready to go home! At this time, the ambition of the Fifth Master of the Qin Dynasty was completely revealed, and it seemed that he had "forgotten" the three chapters of their previous agreement. I intend to force Yiping to sing on stage again, but Yiping refused, so the domineering Fifth Master of Qin became angry and stopped worrying about Yiping's feelings! Later, due to the timely stop of Shuhuan, Yiping was able to end. Later, Yiping knew that Shu Huan and Duffy were good friends of Lujia, and she also declared that I would never be good friends with people who knew Lujia! Later, she didn't intend to be friends with them. Coupled with some verbal friction at that time. So, she changed her previous attitude and seemed to forget all their kindness to her just now. Then Yiping will turn against them! Let adjutant Li pull himself home.
Later, because Yiping had a job and a high salary, she became more confident. So, on this day, she went to Lujia to pay back the money, and experienced some twists and turns, which made the atmosphere at the scene messy and made everyone unhappy. Shu Huan finally chased Yiping and left Lujia, leaving Lujia with a face of stupidity and dumbfounded! At that time, Ru Ping felt bad, began to have a sense of crisis, and became jealous.
Later, Meng Ping was pregnant with what happened that day, wondering? Why did the book ring chase Yiping out that day, when it was the first time we met? Because Ru Ping couldn't stand Meng Ping's soft grinding and hard foam, she accidentally let it slip. Later, Ru Ping asked Meng Ping to keep his mouth shut! Don't tell anyone about Yiping's work in Shanghai. At that time, Meng Ping "agreed", so Ru Ping told Meng Ping everything! Later, Meng Ping went to Shanghai alone to explore the reality. Seeing the photo of Yiping at the gate of Shanghai, Meng Ping also saw the gorgeous words with pure beauty and white roses written on them. When she saw Yiping dressed up, she was suddenly surprised. So she immediately went home and told her parents about it! Later, Ru Ping complained that she went back on her word! I was really angry when I learned the news. I really don't think Yiping should go to that messy place to work and "trample" his personality in order to be angry with me.
Later, I decided to go to Shanghai to save her. On the day I went to Shanghai, Yiping sang an extra song on the stage because she was in a good mood. At the same time, Yiping won a house full of applause! Hearing the song "Unforgettable Past" sung by her reminds me of some past events. Then, I saw a black sheep. He walked up to her, got as drunk as a fiddler, and said those dirty words to Yiping. After listening to this, I suddenly became furious and gave the rogue a hard blow. Later that rascal became angry from embarrassment! Ready to fight back, later, Shu Huan came to the rogue out of maintenance. Later, Qin came again, suggesting to find a place to talk. Qin and I should be polite first, and I made a statement later. I apologized to him, and then, I watched it again patiently, and even said humbly and apologetically that I would take my runaway daughter away and help Yiping pay the debts of Shanghai! Hearing this, Fifth Master Qin wanted to hear the opinion of White Rose. According to Ping, she was like a "little leopard" with sharp teeth and claws! Dead or alive, come with me and accept my money. Finally, Wu Ye of Qin Dynasty saw her decisive refusal and showed no mercy! He is also out of interest! Decide to be tough, show your attitude and fight me to the end! Fifth Master Qin told me at that time that I don't care about your housework and I don't want to, but I care about Shanghai. In addition, it must be managed. After hearing this, I suddenly became dissatisfied and even wanted to get angry, but I knew that it was useless to make trouble without reason! And I know that times have changed, and now, it is not my world. So, I have to give in. Compromise for perfection. There is also the Fifth Master Qin, who also explained to me that white roses don't need to eat at all in Shanghai, and there are bodyguards to protect them. Therefore, Qin advised me not to worry about her safety. Water under the bridge. At this time, I have nothing to say, and decided to "respect" Yiping's decision. Finally, I said to Yiping and Shuhuan, you should be careful! So I left the Grand Shanghai Ballroom in dismay.
Later, Wen Pei also knew that Yiping was working in Shanghai, and she tried to stop her. Later, she knew that Yiping earned clean money and didn't spoil herself. Finally, Wen Pei didn't resist Yiping's stubbornness. She knew that Yiping had books to read! Wen Pei can absolutely trust Shu Huan's character, so she can only reluctantly agree to let Yiping stay in Shanghai, because she knows her daughter's temperament very well.
Wen Pei also knows that Yiping must realize something, and she will stick to it and will not change it easily.
Later, Shu Huan saw the front part of Yi Ping's diary, and many words were sharp, which caused great insult to Shu Huan's personality! "Take him to pieces!" At that time, Yiping saw the diary thrown by Shu Huan and saw the contents! Yiping panicked at that time. Later, Yiping also let go of her temper and explained to him that she often kept a diary insincerely! Let him read the whole diary. But because, at that time, Shu Huan was flustered and lost his mind. So, he didn't listen to Yiping's advice! I was not in the mood to read the contents of the diary, so I also laid the groundwork for the big oolong that happened later. He also said to Yiping, what a beautiful face and ugly heart. It's a pity that I, He Shuhuan, as blind as a bat, was seduced by your (Yiping's) beauty. After waiting for some disheartened words, I left angrily and never looked back!
Later, Ru Ping and Shu Huan got engaged, and Yiping appeared at their wedding. Later, because Yiping ate less for a long time and suffered from severe malnutrition, she fainted after singing blessing song for a while. Later, she woke up immediately. Later, Yiping left the wedding scene immediately. Later, Shu Huan felt bad! Leave the bride and everyone behind and follow Yiping out! Regardless of the embarrassment of the scene. Later, Yi Ping decided to throw herself into the river, because the shadow of her inner injury was too big, and she was hit by various factors. Later, he was rescued ashore by Shu Huan. Later, Yiping narrowly escaped death in the hospital. Finally, the doctors saved her from death, and she survived! Finally, the two men got back together.
Later, when Japan invaded Shanghai, I saw a few Japanese soldiers doing evil in China and killing innocent people at will. It's the last straw. I'm so angry! I really can't stand it. Finally, I decided to mind my own business. Later, I took the opportunity to approach, robbed the Japanese officer's gun and shot and killed several Japanese soldiers. Later, Shu Huan joined the fight and completely settled those Japanese soldiers. At this time, the people admired our feat so much that they couldn't help shouting, Long live China! Later, I was shot and seriously injured. Shu Huan carried me home and invited a doctor to treat me. The doctor also said that I was badly hurt. There is really no way to treat it. At that time, the doctor told my family to prepare for my funeral! Say that finish, the doctor walked out of the lujia gate! Before I finally died, I said what I had to say! I looked at the photos of Pingping for a while, and then I passed away.
My nine wives were disappointed by me in the end!
At this time, I received a box lunch to settle my salary.
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