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7 escape from danger
American soldiers, like long snakes, are still moving forward quickly and forward.
After a long March and a long raid, many American soldiers were thirsty and exhausted, and many people began to complain about this ghost war. Otherwise, they may be with a blonde at the moment, complaining about the weather.
Suddenly, at the corner of the mountain road, a soldier ran out of the team and hurried to find a place to get rid of himself.
"John lai-you can hurry up. This place is like Qipanshan. Don't be a forgotten lamb. You know, this place is deserted, and I'm afraid wolves often haunt it. " No sooner had the man left the front foot than someone called him from the back foot. It must be the little leader or his best friend.
At the moment, nak is still squatting in the grass, motionless. He is like a latent cheetah, ready to rush out, pounce, bite the enemy's ear or bite the enemy's throat.
The story that happened on the street corner was clearly seen by Ke Qiu Ping. He held back his feverish heartbeat, watching the big troops go faster and faster, farther and farther, secretly secretly pleased.
"Ha ha, here comes the opportunity. Opportunity knocks but once. I must catch it! " Ke Qiuping muttered so much, just as he was about to walk out of the grass and wait for an opportunity to make a move, he was surprised to find that the guy called "John Lai" had unloaded his weapon and squatted in a place to relieve himself. That bastard seems to have been constipated for a long time, or repressed for a long time, and now he is much more relaxed and comfortable. I'm so tired, it's time to have a rest. No matter how urgent the war is, you can't make people pee, can you? Whatever it is, go to hell!
In the grass, the cheetah stared at the target, locked the target, held the gun in one hand and supported the ground in the other, and crawled forward. ...
..... near. ..........................................................................................................................................................................
"Ha ha, as long as I have this guy, I am not an ordinary civilian, but an armed, er, militia, I have her, who am I afraid of? Rival love? Joke! With her, my beloved girl will definitely sit up and take notice of me, give me a thumbs-up and admire my skills and charm. Naturally, my heart will sprout. With it, I don't worry about serving my country and I'm not afraid to be a hero. With her, I will be beautiful, full and have no regrets. I dare to travel around the world and lay a world ... "
Ke's desire for peace was flattered, as if there was a golden house in the gun and Yan Ruyu in the gun. It seems that from then on, all his hopes were pinned on that gun, a rifle, a really good gun.
Now, Ke Qiu Ping has been lurking behind the enemy. He looked around to make sure that no one came to help him. He aimed at the target, jumped up and caught the real guy. Unfortunately, despite his caution, John Lai found him. I think that guy just took a shit and looked around. It was an extraordinary time, and someone might shoot a sniper and a bullet at some point.
Hearing the sound, John Lai stood up, pulling his pants with one hand and pointing to the "uninvited guest" with the other, as if to say something, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Walter Ayou won the bet? Bikelfo loves children occasionally! "(Who are you? What are you doing? Because it's on fire! ) Ke asked for peace and didn't understand what it meant. Luckily, he has a gun. He held it high and aimed it at the man. He also said something to the American soldier, which probably means: You are my enemy, and so on.
John lay is very sad. I didn't expect him to say that the wolf is coming, and the wolf is really coming. Damn it! War, damn war, don't let people shit, what do you mean, don't die? In desperation, he stretched out his left hand again and again, pointed to his chest, then tied his pants at random, looked at the dark muzzle, and the hero didn't eat the immediate loss. He quickly raised his hands and surrendered, never daring to take a step forward again, and then his mouth spoke again. Now, this is not a battlefield. I am just an American soldier, a soldier who has left the team, not your enemy. Now, I lost my gun! We can fight empty-handed if you like. You should know that guns are to soldiers what horses are to riders. What does that mean? I have to get my gun back.
Ke made peace with a gun in his hand. Because of fear or excitement, his whole body wobbled like a tumbler, and the water in the kettle jingled. Come to think of it, people are right. Besides, we Iraqis are brave, wise and just, stabbing people in the back, as if it were not decent people. Besides, evil does not overwhelm right, and evil is invincible. How can I let American soldiers joke and spread it at the end of the future war, saying that I am timid for peace and dare not compete with American soldiers empty-handed? Won't it ruin a hero's reputation? If this matter is known by the girl in the dream and will not be looked down upon or disdained by others, then everything will be ruined. Besides, now he is an unarmed American soldier, plus long-range attacks, how capable can he be? Even the tiger is panting. I should believe that I can beat him. I must defeat him, convince him, kowtow for mercy, and then give me my gunman. It's beautiful.
Thinking of this, Ke asked for peace and dropped his guard, but John Lai was sincere and didn't play tricks. He gave Ke a peaceful smile, then took off his grass-green coat, revealing strong and full muscles.
"Ha ha, very sincere, and it's a corner!" Ke Qiuping said to herself, "Not bad. Very challenging. Very good. I like to challenge, challenge myself and challenge others, especially the guy with strong competitiveness. Challenges are an indispensable part of my life. If I beat a strong opponent, I can prove myself. If I dare to do it, I will show my charm as a man. My beloved girl, I like this very much.
When the decisive battle was coming, Dick Qiu Ping tried to relax himself. He quickly threw his gun into the weeds behind him. John's eyes flashed an imperceptible light. Ke Qiu Ping smiled slyly and pulled down his dark brown coat, revealing his croaking muscles. When he saw the flesh on his opponent's face, he involuntarily twitched.
"Come on-"Ke Qiu stretched out the hand of peace, like a drawn sword. He let out a cry and made a move to his opponent with his other hand.
So, John was hungry, and Ke made peace. He did his best and allocated 1000. American soldiers closed their eyes on everything, followed by a Dapeng with wings spread. Ke asked for peace and made a move to catch the moon in the sea, making his opponent fall into a dog and eat shit. John Lai quickly rolled over and jumped on his prey again, like a tiger going down the mountain. Ke inquire, the figure is as fast as lightning. The enemy's temptation is deep, but Ke doesn't know what he means by seeking peace. He started to attack on the defensive, and he pressed. Who knows, he brought a crane to eat meat, and then a fairy picked peaches, punched him in the chest and kicked him in the crotch. Iraqi soldiers shouted "Ouch! Oh! " Twice, I fell down, squatted down, and my two ends became warped. The American soldier did not move, holding his arms in both hands and smiling with his arms hanging down. That opponent is really not simple. What is commendable is that he doesn't want to put him to death, otherwise, just now, he would have died. Besides, although his opponent has been defeated and fought many times, there is no gas barrier. Unexpectedly, just when he was sure of winning, he was defeated.
The contest ended with two to one, and the opponents of both sides took a little breath and launched the next round of attack. Because in the first round of the contest, John Lai attacked blindly and his physical strength was too high, so in the second round of the contest, he seemed unable to do so. Nevertheless, after several rounds, both Ke Qiuping and John Lai understood diamond cut diamond. Although this battle is more and more like a performance, no one can conquer anyone.
Half an hour passed, and an hour passed. ...
The contest is still going on, just like a tug-of-war, and it is difficult to tell the winner. The two soldiers were exhausted and panting.
After a rest, John Lai made a gesture of truce, then raised his hand over his head, flushed with excitement, and said something to the effect that it was great! Wonderful! You are a good man ... in fact, I am also a stupid soldier. If it weren't for this damn war, he wouldn't have left his hometown, crossed the mountains, crossed the ocean, came to Iraq and got into the quagmire of war ... Well, I'll give you the gun. Maybe you have a real gun in your hand, really? Of course it's true, deserter? No, I just hate war and run away from it. I don't want to fight, and I don't want to see blood. If I'm lucky, I'll find my way home, now! Right now! I like plain days. Plain days are real. By the way, before I leave, I hope you can give me the kettle. Believe me, good luck!
John Lai kept pointing, pointing and talking about himself. Ke Qiuping couldn't believe her ears and eyes. He was carried away by this sudden happiness, and his whole head suddenly turned into a beehive, buzzing and endless.
Kettle? How did he know he had a kettle? In this place, the kettle is simply more important than life. It's really a good eye, and you really can't do it. However, no matter how good his eyesight is, he won't know his secret. Yes, how did he know that the kettle was given to him by his dream lover who pursued peace? I'm afraid he'll gouge out his heart and cut the meat.
To show sincerity, John Lai took down the bullet bag and threw it to Ke Qiu for peace, smiled kindly at him, then pointed to the horizon and pointed to the other side of the mountain with his finger. Go on, wow, it means that my elderly parents are not so loyal, so it is better to be filial. Besides, I have a charming wife and lovely children. They can't live without me, and I can't live without them, otherwise, that family.
Water under the bridge. Ke's pursuit of peace completely eliminated his guard. He picked up the bullet bag and weighed it in his hand. It was so heavy that he tied it to his belt at once. Then slowly squat down, grab the coat and put it on at random. He took out the kettle from his big pocket. He smiled and walked over and handed it to John Lai. Then he patted each other on the shoulder in a friendly way, turned around, walked forward and picked it up in the grass.
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