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Original Zhao childhood folly

Childhood folly

If you think back, everyone did something stupid when he was a child, which is not surprising, because childhood is childish.

Often take fantasy as reality. It is not necessarily a fool who does stupid things. The difference between a wise man and a fool lies in: a wise man.

After you do something stupid, you will change and learn something from it, while fools will do it again and again and stay stupid forever.

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I did a lot of stupid things when I was a child, but now I can't help laughing when I think about it.

Chasing "fart"

When I was five or six years old, I had a strange hobby: I liked to smell gasoline. I think it smells the best in the world.

The taste is gasoline, which is much more wonderful than Green Star brand toilet water. In the smell of gasoline,

I like to smell the exhaust gas from cars best. So when walking with adults, I always try my best to inhale through my nose.

The feeling in the nose when the car passes by is really wonderful. Once I went out with my brother, and he often looked for me.

Inhale through your nose and ask, "What are you doing?" I replied, "I'm chasing the gas released by cars." elder brother

He smiled and said, "This is car fart. Why are you chasing fart? " My brother and I were shaking our heads on the road together.

Laughed for a long time.

Laughing and laughing, but my strange hobby is still the same, and I still love to smell the gas emitted by cars. Because it's very

Very convenient. Walking on the road, you just need to inhale hard through your nose. Later, I felt that the smell of gasoline in the air was too strong.

Faint, fleeting, always smells bad, so I always want to play. Finally came up with a way.

Let's go Once, a motorcycle stopped at the entrance of my alley. There is a thick exhaust pipe at the tail of the motorcycle, which was sent by the machine.

When moving, black viscous oil and gas will be ejected. I think it will smell very enjoyable if it is closer to that exhaust pipe.

I waited patiently in the alley. After a while, the owner of the motorcycle came and waited for him to get on the motorcycle.

When I was ready to leave, I quickly squatted on the ground and waited with my nose close to the exhaust pipe outlet. motorcycle

Of course, the owner didn't find a child lying on the ground behind him, only saw his foot stomping a few times, motorcycle.

Screaming and jumping out like an arrow. As for me, I almost fainted lying on the side of the road.

I will never forget the feeling of that moment-with the crashing sound of the machine, it was black.

Colored smoke came on my face and wrapped me up. There is no wonderful smell at all, only one kind of thorn.

Nose, almost suffocating strange smell from my eyes, nostrils, mouth, into my brain, into it.

Into my heart. I cried and coughed, but I felt dizzy and dark, and I couldn't wait to put

Everything in my stomach will vomit ... God, is this the smell of gasoline that I once secretly loved! Wait for me.

I took a deep breath on the ground and saw several people around me looking at me and laughing, as if watching a funny person.

Happy clown. Later, my face was blackened by the violent jet of oil and gas, and my appearance was embarrassing and slippery.

record ...

From then on, I began to hate the smell of gasoline, and gradually understood that if I did too much, everything would be.

Will become ridiculous.

Prison ant

When I was a child, I thought that all animals in the world could be raised by people, and all animals could.

From childhood to adulthood, just like people, a baby less than a foot long in the cradle can always grow into a giant with indomitable spirit.

People. Even ants are no exception. I sang "Little ants, love to work, busy working all day" in the song, so

I have a special feeling for ants on the ground, and I often lie in the corner or on the side of the road to carefully observe their activities and see their rows.

Team up to transport food, move, and fight reptiles and flying insects countless times bigger than them ... about five years old,

One day, my sister and I had a whim: why can't we keep ants in glass bottles? Like raising chickens.

If ducklings feed them like that and give them food and drink, they will grow up, even longer than crickets and slugs

Make it bigger.

This matter is not complicated. Find a glass medicine bottle with a lid, and then catch the ants in the bottle. let us

A * * * caught fifteen ants and then tightened the bottle cap. In this way, these fifteen ants have a transparent and neat new ant.

Go home. My sister and I watched the ants in the bottle with great interest. They kept shaking their heads.

The top two tentacles, walking up and down in a hurry in the bottle, seem to be looking for something. I miss them.

Probably hungry, they unscrewed the bottle cap and put some rice grains in it, but they were not interested and stayed in the bottle in frustration.

Running in the park. They must be shouting in their language, but I can't hear them ... get up the next morning.

The first thing is to look at the ants in the glass bottle. I saw fifteen ants lying at the bottom of the bottle, safe and sound.

Quiet, motionless, all dead. My sister and I were very sad for a while, thought for a long time and came to a conclusion.

Argument: Because the medicine bottle is airtight, the ants are suffocated. Now that I think about it, it is more likely that the medicine in the bottle made the taste smaller.

The ant is dead. )

Now that the reason has been found, new methods will follow. I found a matchbox to make for ants.

New house. Afraid that they would suffocate again, I ordered my sister to punch a few small holes in the matchbox with a pin as a means.

Take a deep breath. It is already late autumn, and the weather is a little cold. My sister has a new worry: "The matchbox is very cold and small."

Ants will freeze to death! "Yes, do something. In the eyes of my sister, my brother, who is one year older than her, is omnipotent.

You can't. I really figured out a way: take out some straws from the grass nest to keep warm and cut them open with scissors.

Crushed and put in a matchbox, let our ant guests have a fresh, breathable and warm farewell. I

My sister and I caught some ants and put them in a matchbox. We also put some biscuit crumbs in it. We believe that ants will like them.

This new home. Unfortunately, they can't be observed outside like glass bottles. But you can listen with your ears,

Stick a matchbox to your ear and you can hear their footsteps. These rustling sounds are very slight. They must be

Be sure to listen in the dead of night, and listen calmly. If there is nothing here, I have nothing.

Without wonderful reverie, I seem to see those happy little ants grow up and they have beautiful wings.

Like a group of majestic crickets. ...

However, our experiment failed. In less than two days, all the ants in the matchbox escaped.

Without a trace, I finally understand that ants don't want to be locked up. They would rather be in the corner, on the side of the road and in the wild.

The fields are busy, it is difficult to work hard, and they don't want to enjoy happiness in the comfortable nest that people have set for them. Come to them.

Nothing is more valuable than a free life.

Jump into the river

Under the gaze of dozens of pairs of eyes, I climbed the concrete bridge fence of Suzhou Creek Bridge. I stood so high and surging.

The swift river is running seven or eight meters under my feet. I closed my eyes, took a deep breath and prepared to go down.

Jump, but my feet are a little shaky. ...

Someone was whispering behind my back-

"Oh, so high, higher than diving pool's platform! Does the child dare to jump? "

"Courage is not small!"

"Look, he's a little scared."

There is nothing lacking in the discussion. It has reached my ears. So I closed my eyes and took a deep breath.

angry ...

This is the first grade of junior high school. During the summer vacation, I often work in the alley with a group of friends.

Go swimming together in Huangpu River or Suzhou River. One day, I saw some handsome young people standing on the Suzhou Creek Bridge.

Taking turns diving on the bar, the jump is natural and graceful, which is amazing and enviable. Suddenly want to try,

They can jump, why can't I? When my friends knew what I thought, they all expressed doubts. They don't believe me.

I have such courage. I was in a hurry and swore, "Look at this, I won't jump. My surname is Zhao! " "So look at me.

Seriously, several children who are close to me are also worried about me. They said, "Well, we believe you dare."

Jumped. You can't really jump! ""If you eat a big board, it means when you fall into the water from the sky.

Physical contact with horizontal lines is extremely dangerous. That is no joke! "But no one can stop it.

My determination. When I climbed the bridge fence, my friends were very worried about me, and some even dared not look and hid far away.

remote ...

However, when I stood on the high bridge fence, I was really scared, especially looking down at the running water under the bridge.

I just feel dizzy. I have never jumped into the water at a height of more than one meter before. Now let's take a look.

Without any preparation and training, Zi jumped into the water from seven or eight meters high, which was a bit risky. if

"Insert a candle" and jump in an upright position, which is less dangerous, but it will definitely be teased. Hastily

What about water? I'm not sure at all ... I hesitated for a few seconds. I was stunned when I heard the comments of the onlookers behind me.

Zi summoned up his courage: the first one fell into the water!

I closed my eyes and jumped. But the result was very bad, because I was so nervous that I curled up when I fell into the water.

My back was so hard and stiff that I almost lost consciousness. When struggling to swim ashore, I found my back was red.

A large piece of red, however, this extremely unpretentious jump made me know how to keep my balance.

"I can't do this jump. I'll jump again. " When my friends crowded in, I gasped and announced my decision.

No matter how they dissuaded me, I climbed up the bridge fence again. I danced twice again. Although I can't see myself falling.

My posture when I was in the water, but judging from the admiration of my partners and the eyes of onlookers, I succeeded in falling into the water twice.

My parents and school teachers never knew that I had swam in the river, let alone dared to cross the bridge.

Jump into the river. They may not believe that such a gentle and kind student, who is always immersed in reading, should

However, he will take risks that only urchins can do. However, I did it, and I worked harder than me.

Children should be bold.

It seems a bit foolish and unworthy to take such a risk for the sake of temporary strength, but I have established it.

The belief that I can do whatever I want. With the growth of age, there are more and more such beliefs.

Safe. Although I had failures and setbacks in the future, I never gave up what I was looking for easily.

Ideals and goals.

(Selected from The Childhood Life of China Writers, Heilongjiang Children's Publishing House 1999 1 Edition)