Want 20 10 the funniest classic joke.

1. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

I don't think you are a qualified friend, so you'd better be my wife!

3. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

4. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

5. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty!

6. Now when I wake up every day, all I see in my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep. ......

7. Honey, I bought a ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never separate-inseparable

If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

9. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

10. Your hesitation period has passed. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

1 1. I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it.

12. I met you among thousands of people and in thousands of years. I didn't catch up with you earlier or later, just to gently ask "hello ~!" Pig head! Will you be my girlfriend?

13. You sneak into my room, get into my bed and play hide-and-seek with me. I can't sleep for you, and I'm crazy about you. I know you love me, want to kiss me, want to bite me ... damn mosquito, fan you to death!

14. I haven't heard from you for a long time. I've been thinking about you these two days, and my heart is in a mess. I have searched all your favorite ponds, dining rooms and sleeping lawns, but I still haven't seen you. My heart is broken! ! How can a pig with such a big head be lost? Do you know what I want to do to you now? Is to pull you to the bedroom, turn off the lights, close the curtains, press you crazy on the bed ... and then say to you ... panting: "Look, my watch will shine!" " 4. Remember? I saw you in the park that day, sitting in the sun, lazy and uncomfortable I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: "Keep your voice down, no one will call me an idiot after tanning!" " "

15, the night is already deep. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly when I want to hug you in the middle of the night? I really need you! My beloved pillow, where did you fall?