Excuse me, is there a saying that goes, "With lightning speed, you can steal the jingle bells without letting go..." If so, what's behind it?

With lightning speed, it steals the jingle bells and seizes the meaning out of context without hesitation, with majestic appearance, feather fan and silk scarf, while talking and laughing, the wall and oars are turned into ashes...

This sentence It's from the following joke:

"TALIAN"

One day I was playing ball, and accidentally the ball flew away and went straight towards someone. Fortunately, the ball was a little crooked. , not hit. I walked over, suppressed my blush, and said, "I'm sorry!" He suddenly came to his senses and said happily, "Fortunately, I was able to steal the jingle bells with lightning speed, seize the meaning out of context without hesitation, and I was so heroic. The feather fan and silk scarf, while talking and laughing, the wall and oars were wiped out..." I was immediately stunned by his talent.