2 classic funny poems

1. When weeding in the afternoon, bow and shoot big eagles

2. The garden can't be closed in spring, so I lured the red apricots out of the wall.

3. Since ancient times, no one has died. You don't need paper to shit.

4. Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep after you die.

5. As long as the hoe dances well, can't you dig down a corner?

6. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.

7. I didn't mean to be different, so how can I have outstanding taste!

8. Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep after you die.

9. Women please themselves while men please themselves.

1. Only women and English are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find!

11. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still turned a deaf ear to me.

12. Although the famous flower is taken, I'll loosen the soil!

13. Green hills are left, but there is still no firewood.

14. After listening to your words, the saints study.

15. Never leave the wall, but resolutely pull it out.

an upright man is open and poised, I do my homework!

lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, bend your head and do your homework!

18. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, tell them that I am doing my homework!

19. Goose, goose, goose, cut with a knife, pluck hair and boil water, and stew geese in an iron pot

2. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring is bitten by mosquitoes everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

2 selected humorous quotations of the classic dry rice man (selected 2 sentences)

1. I will make my dry rice shine in that smelly and decadent day.

2. Don't call me single dog. I'm not like them. I'm a lightning wolf who does nothing in the canteen.

3. working hard as a laborer may not necessarily make you rich, but working hard as a dry cook will definitely make you look rich.

4. Baby, what did I miss you so much? No dry food? Get out

5. Eat well, sleep well, live well, and hope that your past efforts can fulfill your ideals and wishes.

6. Today, I ran for the king of dry rice in the canteen. I suddenly forgot the words behind my manuscript and said for a while: Don't forget Ling Yunzhi when I was young, and I once promised the king of dry rice in the canteen.

7. I visit myself three times a day. What shall I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When are we going to eat?

8. Nothing can't be solved by a dry meal. If there is, do it twice.

9. There are two dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun, and the other is the way you work hard.

1. People who do nothing have to eat with pots.

11. Some people worry about exams, others worry about running for office, and only I worry about what to eat every day.

12. When a person washes a meat for a long time and sees two things stuck together, they should be separated.

13. Dry food runs ahead and work runs behind.

14. migrant workers are also dry people, but only by eating well can they grow up well.

15. Dry the food in the canteen completely, so that others have nothing to do

16. Don't use your youth to plant rice backwards. Love is not as delicious as dry rice, and it will be over.

17. The sleepy king in class, the rice king in the canteen, the lonely king in school, and the ham Wang Zhongwang, each section is stronger than the other, and I want Kijiro for jelly.

18. 8% of the pain in life comes from dry food, but I know that if there is no dry food, 1% of the pain will come from lack of money, so I choose dry food between dry food and lack of money.

19. When you come to my house for dinner, I will poison it myself.

2. Don't call me single dog, I'm a lightning rice wolf. 2 classic funny quotations

2 classic funny quotations

1. "As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway!" It fully proves that the leader is too pure and lacks lying skills.

2. If you can't afford a house while you are alive, you can't afford a tomb when you are dead. Let's buy a train ticket and bury it, dear!

3. My only weakness is that I have a lot of money, and now I am almost perfect.

4. Tiedao Department: Does saving people come first? The question hurts!

5. Life is like mahjong: love at first sight is called Tianhu, free love is called Pinghu, finding a lover is called dark bar, attracting another husband is called grabbing bar, having children with another husband is called blooming on the bar, a lover is called hanging, no lover is called Xianggong, and being single is called touching yourself!

6. I invited the leader to dinner, but the leader declined something. I wanted to say "yes" but I said "damn it". Shit, no more handwritten text messages. . .

7. If you don't have an egg, it won't hurt; But you have a fat, and you can make a fat egg!

8. The blender takes away my youth, the excavator takes away my dream, the roller crushes my hope, and the electric welding machine can't sew up my sadness!

9. Nowadays, men don't have to chase girls so hard. As long as you have a car and a house, your wife will follow. Believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

1. Some people say that men who are not good to women in this life will be sanitary towels in the next life

11. Some people say; A woman who gives a man a green hat will have to be a contraceptive in her next life

12. In order to work overtime, I decided to leave everything at work until after work!

13. I've been chasing you hard for so many years, but I still can't surpass the distance between you and Wei Sheng towel!

14. I asked Fahai: What is fate? He said: You wait, I will accept you sooner or later. .

15. In Chinese class, the teacher asked Xiaoming to make sentences with the Great Wall. Xiao Ming replied, "The Great Wall is very long." The teacher was unhappy: "No, create another one!" " Xiao Ming was even more unhappy and twisted his head: "Why, I'm not Qin Shihuang!"

16. If you don't have the luck to buy 5 million in the lottery, then try to buy 5, in the ticket. This chance is very high, dear!

17. It's not terrible to work overtime. What's terrible is not knowing when to work overtime.

18. Will there be any accidents on Tanabata ~ ~?

19. Su-jin's national tour page~ant begins, and it seems that she is not looking for Xu Xian.

2. Bai Yansong is so awesome that he spoke to the Ministry of Railways: Our technology is very good and qualified, and we still have confidence. Bai Yansong said: A person's heart function is good, and everything in the liver, spleen and stomach is good, but he is mentally retarded. Can you say that he is a healthy person? ! 2 tea-tasting verses

were deeply slept by the wine, and the gambling books were so fragrant that it was only unusual at that time. Nalan Xingde's

Who cares about the west wind and cools alone in Huanxisha? Don't miss the old friend and try new tea with new fire. Su Shi's "Looking at the South of the Yangtze River"

On a cold night, guests come to tea as wine, and the bamboo stove soup boils and turns red. Du Lei's Cold Night

The short paper leans sideways to make grass, and the clear window plays with tea. Lu You's The First Night of Spring Rain in Lin 'an

When you are sleepy after drinking, you will be thirsty for tea. Su Shi's

Li Qingzhao's partridge rustling on the window in a cold day

There is no reason to hold a bowl and send it to a tea lover. Bai Juyi's

Mo Chen's baking tea is dark, but he likes to bask in the valley and be sunny. Zhang Ji's "Mountain Home"

sighs that the old friends have made up the old ones, and whoever sleeps will have tea in the afternoon. Lu you's secluded early summer

raises a glass to toast Tu Su wine, and after a banquet, we share victory tea. Dong Biwu's

New Year's Day Occupies Liu Yazi with People's Rhyme

Every spring is like a sick wine, and there is only a small curtain of tea and fragrant seal. Xin Qiji's

Mountain monks go over the ridge to see the old tea, while village girls cook the wine. Zhu Yunming's

Li Qingzhao's

Tea cakes are fragrant when chewed, and smoke is condensed at the place where water sinks and burns. Li Tao's spring day palindrome

is a great poet, but a scholar reads and cooks spring tea. Huang Tingjian's "Send Wang Lang"

stay for a long time eats tea porridge, * * * I eat fern. Chu Guangxi's

Eating Tea and Porridge

No tea, no food, no words, just for him to languish. Shu prostitute

. "Looking for Chu Shi" by Huangfu Ran

Put the windlass in the well to soak in wine, and open the parrot in the cage to make tea. Zhang Li's

A Summer Veteran's Pavilion

Wake up drunk in the afternoon, and the red sun wants to calm down, and a bowl of new tea is fat. Wang Zhidao's Nanxiangzi (to Professor Yuan Bin and Xi Qing).