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Zhu Tong: The hero who looks good but plays with black and white in Water Margin.

There are many people in Liangshan, such as brothers, uncles, uncles, colleagues, couples and so on. In the former, their seats (or seats) are all next to each other, while husband and wife are next to each other and sit next to each other. This is a rule, which embodies a kind of social identity. But there is one obvious exception, that is Jeikiy and Lei Heng. Both of them are leaders of Yuncheng County, and both of them are closely related to Song Jiang. No matter in The Water Margin or in people's idioms, they are closely linked ―― Zhu Tong and Lei Heng. The relationship between them is also very iron, as close as brothers. Jeikiy would rather go to jail in order to avoid Lei Heng's decapitation. But when it comes to ranking, the difference is big. Jeikiy ranked 12, and Lei Heng ranked 25th.

Why is Jeikiy ranked much higher than Lei Heng? The key point is that although Zhu Tong has a beautiful beard, he is like Guan Yunchang who has become a "bodhisattva", and his movements are often crooked. Because of this, Zhu Tong plays the white mafia, while Lei Heng only knows how to show "thunder" and play "horizontal", so he is prostrate in the white mafia and can't play in the mafia, so his ranking is naturally inferior to that of Zhu Tong. For example, there are two points in the classical village incident: Lei Heng is not as sophisticated and calm as Jeikiy. First, both of them went to patrol, and the magistrate of a county unified the requirements. They all went to Dongxi Village to pick some leaves from the "big red leaf tree" and "came to the county to collect them". Zhu Tong didn't enter the classical Zhuangzi, but Lei Heng went in and ate it. This behavior of eating and taking cards is very annoying and a bit petty. Second, Lei Heng arrested Liu Tang in Lingguan Temple and sent him to Classical Village. Classical said it was his nephew, so Lei Heng let him go. Classical gave him twelve taels of silver, which Lei Heng accepted. There are many questions here. If this person is really Classical's nephew, why did Classical give Lei Heng money? You know, Chao Gai is a defender, who can talk in front of the magistrate of a county! If this person is really unknown, can you send twelve taels of silver? Then there is accepting gifts on the spot (bribery), which is superficial, disloyal and contemptible. If it was Jeikiy, I would quit. I'll let Liu Tang go for free. Maybe more will be sent after classicism! At least it won't make a joke that Liu Tang chased out for money.

When the two patrolled, the magistrate of a county asked them to pick red leaves on the hill of Dongxi Village and come back to work, indicating that they really "patrolled there". What does this mean? In Yuncheng County, "thieves in the water margin gather to rob" and "thieves are rampant and there are many villains", which is related to both of them being lazy in their duties, in addition to the poor ruling ability of the former magistrate. When Shi Wenbin, the magistrate of a county, took office, he clearly knew this situation, so he would take such measures to limit it. However, Zhu Tong quickly gained the trust of the current magistrate of a county. So something was wrong with Song Jiang, and things at home were entrusted to Zhu Tong. After the magistrate took office, Lei Heng hit people, and the magistrate listened to * * * insisting that Lei Heng wear a cangue, while Zhu Tong released the murderer (Lei Heng), but the magistrate was "willing to betray him". Visible, Zhu Tong hands several visible magistrate of a county.

Classical robbed the birth program, and the magistrate ordered Zhu Heng to rob it. In Chaogaizhai, Zhu Tong suggested that in order to prevent the front from walking behind and the back from walking in front, the soldiers should be divided into two ways and stopped before and after. Zhu Tong wants Lei Heng to attack the front door and attack the back door himself. In general, the more hidden the escape, the better. Attacking the front door may be more powerful and less meritorious. So Lei Heng will attack the back door. At this moment, Zhu Tong suggested that there was still a way for the classical family. The commander-in-chief of the county who came to arrest the criminals immediately stated: "Zhu Dutou is right." In this way, Zhu Tong released Classical. Chao Gai lost contact with the arrested person, and Zhu Tong "left the soldiers behind" and continued to "catch Chao Gai". Classical asked him why he chased just now? Zhu Tong "see no one behind", and then said to classical, why don't you see my benefits? Lei Heng, I "earned him to hit your front door", and I deliberately dodged a road in the back to "let you pass". Finally, I have to tell Chao Gai that other places are not safe, only the Water Margin can be decided. See how much this thing needs to be hit!

Sung River killed Yan Poxi, and the lawsuit started. Send Zhu Tong and Lei Heng to catch Song Jiang. Zhu Tong asked Lei Heng to detain Song Taigong. Don't let him run away. Go to Song Jiang's house to search. In the village, Zhu Tong went directly to the cave where Song Jiang was hiding. Song Jiang was surprised, but Zhu Tong informed Song Jiang about the handling of the county case, and then discussed the escape with him. After coming out, Zhu Tong not only said that Song Jiang was not in the village, but also took Song Jiang's father, Song Taigong. Fortunately, Lei Heng know Zhu Tong this is "irony", don't want to make an issue of sung river's father, it will forget about it. Back to the county seat, the county magistrate asked, and the two replied: "I searched the village twice before and after, but there was no such person." Song Jiang's father "is ill in bed and can't move", which means it is not convenient to catch up with the court; Song Qing, Song Jiang's younger brother, also went out a few months ago. Looking at what is made, it is called flawless, and it is said that it is watertight. It is not only the magistrate of a county who wants to "forgive" Song Jiang, but also the magistrate of a county who really wants to catch Song Jiang. What should he do in the face of this situation?

Lei Heng killed someone and wanted to be sent to Jeju for final review. Because the magistrate of a county accused Lei Heng of killing Bai Xiuying, he * * *, "killed the copywriter", and once Lei Heng was transferred to the state, he was dead. Jeikiy arranged for everyone to go to the hotel to drink, so he pulled Lei Heng aside and let him escape. Tell him to run away with his mother. Lei Heng is afraid of bringing trouble to him, Zhu Tong said, don't escape is death! I let you go, but it's not a capital crime. There are two others, who have no parents to take care of them and have money to go to court at home. Look how well this thing works!

After Lei Heng was released, Zhu Tong was exiled and sent to Cangzhou prison camp. Because of his "shallowness", Zhu Tong was able to "do whatever you want" in front of the magistrate. The county magistrate has a four-year-old son who is "dignified and beautiful" and "cherishes gold as jade". Perhaps the child was curious when he saw Jeikiy's beard? He insisted that Jeikiy hug him. Zhu Tong took the little official's son to the streets, not only taking him to interesting places, but also buying him candy to eat. Needless to say, the little official's son and the magistrate are very happy. Zhu Tong, a felon, became the confidant of the magistrate and only took his children to "cross the street to play" every day. Everyone loves his son, especially the ancients. Winning the love of the county magistrate's son is winning the love of the county magistrate. See how accurate Jeikiy is in grasping this key. If it weren't for Song Jiang, Chao Gai and others who must go to Zhu Tong in Liangshan and Zhu Tong in Cangzhou, they would have a good "future". From this series of events, we can see that Zhu is everywhere and does whatever he wants. Why did Tong play The White Underworld? This is mainly because this person is sophisticated, smooth, calculating, shrewd and a little crooked.

Private classical, Lei Heng also have this idea, so both of them want to attack the back door. But Jeikiy suggested that there was a third way for the classical family. He knew this road, but Lei Heng didn't. Lei Heng had nothing to say, so he had to attack the front door. Both men are leaders. Why did Zhu Tong know that the Classical family had this road? It means that he is usually very attentive. When they met again, Zhu Tong shouted, "Keep your integrity and leave", which left a foreshadowing for the future. Under normal circumstances, what should be shouted at this time is "the thief should go", just like the generals who tried their best to suppress the water margin. Who will shout "protect integrity" or "deduct the company"? Classical is difficult to understand this kind of thing, Gongsun Sheng can understand it, and Wu Yong will understand it afterwards. Only Zhu Tong had the opportunity to "catch up" with Classical for a period of time and personally explain it to Classical, and Classical directly understood it. Zhu Tong not only let Classical know his own "benefits", but also betrayed his brother Lei Heng, saying that he might be "stubborn" and would not be a man. There is still a little doubt about this matter. Does Zhu Tongfang's classical works have no calculation of his own? Classical martial arts is high-powered. If Zhu Tong is really captured, will he be a desperate classical opponent? I'm afraid it is with such selfishness that he didn't even get a guest.

Jeikiy is a "caring" person. Song Jiang once told him in a drink that "there is a pit under my Buddha's seat." In case of emergency, you can come here to escape. As a result, Song Jiang used it himself, and Zhu Tong found it as soon as he looked for it. I wonder if Song Jiang ever said such a thing to Lei Heng? Or, if Zhang Wenyuan meets Song Jiang, what will happen to Zhu Tong? On the issue of Song Jiang, Jeikiy also showed great talent. He doesn't want to have any trouble with Song Taigong and Song family. However, he wanted Lei Heng to say what everyone in the Song family said, but he was cynical. How well this seemingly bureaucratic article is done!

Anyway, Jeikiy personally let Lei Heng go, which did have his brother's "friendship". Even if you don't behead, you will have to spend money and go to jail. But there is another side to it, and Zhu Tong has concerns. Lei Heng brought a lawsuit because he didn't bring money to the theatre. Bai Xiuying's father gave Lei Heng a good laugh in front of everyone. Lei Heng couldn't stand it anymore, so he hit the old son. In that society, everyone beat an old man who was watching a play, so you don't continue to find trouble with him. Dare you ask for something in turn? But this Bai Xiuying is different. She is the concubine of the current magistrate of a county. Magistrate of a county is fucking officer, for a * * *, unexpectedly let Lei Heng put on the cangue. Working under such an official, it's hard to say that one day it won't be his turn to Jeikiy! What's more, the cases of Classical and Sung River are all related to him. Once a crime is committed, the magistrate of a county will not show mercy, and the consequences will not be as light as letting a murderer go free.

Jeikiy is still sophisticated. When he arrived in Cangzhou Prefecture, the county magistrate did not send him to his cell, but stayed with him. Jeikiy didn't get carried away. He still hasn't forgotten that he is a criminal and a man with his tail between his legs. Look at him. "All the people in Cangzhou Prefecture, such as the escort, the waiting, the door, the bureau, the department level and the supervisor, have sent some favors." Therefore, the magistrate likes him from top to bottom. This is different from Yang Zhi's treatment of soldiers by "beating" and "cursing" all the way when he escorted the birthday class. He paid no attention to the old man and the two guards who came with him, so that he was called "damn soldier" by the old man. Under normal circumstances, if a criminal like Zhu Tong is treated better by his boss, he will treat this person with heart, just as Song Wu treated kindness and Zhang Dujian. But Jeikiy is different. He can try his best to please the magistrate, but he always has reservations on key issues. The magistrate asked him, why did you "let Lei Heng go and deserve to be here"? Zhu Tong replied, "How dare I let Lei Heng go? He just accidentally left. " When the magistrate heard that Lei Heng had killed someone, he asked him, "How dare you see his filial piety and let him go out of loyalty?" Zhu Tong's answer is: "How dare a villain bully the public?" Under the social conditions at that time, although Zhu Tong released Lei Heng privately, it would be appreciated by many people, and the magistrate might take a fancy to Zhu Tong's "loyalty" and value him more. But if Zhu Tong tells the truth, it may bring even greater disaster to himself, and it may also bring trouble to the officials who tried the case in front. When the interests are uncertain whether they can come, it is better to avoid disasters first. So, no matter how you beat around the bush, Jeikiy just won't admit "private release".

As a leader of Ma Jun, Zhu Tong has been in office for many years, but he has never caught a rogue. It's not that he is incompetent, but that his mind is really not in this place. On the contrary, the bosses who have relations with Jeikiy are very kind to him. Classical Song Jiang, who has gone to the underworld or is about to go to the underworld, is still remembered for his "kindness", which is really the fun of the underworld. Hierarchical society, first of all, is the personal attachment relationship. Family and the world are destined to be the master-servant relationship between the superior and the subordinate. Jeikiy's success lies in his understanding of this dependence, so that he can make judgments and choices beforehand. However, for literati, this choice is always suspected to be not the right way. No wonder the author asks such a question: "How to catch thieves and how to communicate with them?"