Ask a joke about Tencent's employee application, that is to say, I can do nothing but plagiarize and be admitted.

I have been naughty since I was a child and like to copy my classmates' homework. In high school and college entrance examination, I tried my best to copy every exam until I was admitted to my dream university, Lan Xiang University of Technology. After graduating from college, I took the copied resume to interview the company examiner. When I heard that I graduated from Lan Xiang, I was deeply impressed, and then I was told to go home. The first one is like this, the second one is like this, and the third one and the fourth one are interviewed one after another.

Just when I climbed onto the roof to end my life, I suddenly saw the advertisement on the telephone pole downstairs. This is hope!

I can't die, it must be a revelation from God! I flew downstairs, pulled down the job advertisement and rode my bike to the door of the company! I clung to the notice and secretly vowed to get the job!

I walked into the building with a tight body and suddenly realized that I didn't bring my resume. I just want to find an internet cafe to copy and paste a copy.

A middle-aged man with gold-rimmed glasses and shiny hair stopped me. "Are you here to apply?" He looked at me and asked:

I turned my head and didn't dare to look straight. I faltered and answered "Yes ~~ Yes ~ ~". He looked at me and smiled and said, "I am the president of this company, please follow me." "A dead horse is a living horse doctor!" I said to myself, follow him to a huge office quickly. I was surprised to see the layout of the room and lamented the luxurious decoration. I fantasize that I can have such an office in the future, with a beautiful female secretary and a group of sexy female subordinates, spraying love for a long time ~ ~ ~

"Please sit down," he said, reaching out and looking at me.

"Why do you want to apply for our company?"

After hearing his question, my mind went blank.

"Because ~ ~, I ~ ~ feel ~ ~ well', your company ~ ~ well ~ very"

"That's enough!" He frowned and snapped:

I was stunned by his capacity for drinking ~ ~ ~ sitting in a chair and looking at him in surprise.

"What education have you received? Have work experience? " He took a few steps forward and asked slowly:

I blushed and whispered:

"Lan Xiang ~ excavator major, no ~ no work experience"

When he heard what I said, he immediately leaned back and smiled.

I just looked at him, gnashing my teeth ~ there was a fire burning fiercely in my heart.

He said in a playful tone:

"You go, nothing. Our company doesn't need people like you! "

After listening to his words, I was so angry that I could do nothing! !

I can't hold back my inner flame any longer! ! !

I patted the table and stood up angrily! Shouting: "I can copy! ! ! "

I can copy! Echoes on the floor.

The busy people outside stopped their work and looked for the direction of the sound, while he sat in a chair and looked at me in surprise.

Eyes full of incredible!

I gasped and watched him through my eyes.

He closed his mouth slowly and turned around.

This is a positive expression! He stood up with a smile, walked up to me, opened his arms and hugged me tightly!

At the same time, there was deafening applause outside the door.

I will never forget what he said in my ear,

"Welcome to Tencent!"