Humorous jokes for customers _ make everyone laugh.

Humorous jokes can improve the atmosphere, so which humorous jokes are suitable for customers? Below I collected some humorous jokes for your customers. Come and have a look with me.

Selected customer humor jokes 1) I will only do two things in my life: one or the other.

2) Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

3) Sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter, it is a kind of grace. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party.

4) I thought of the word "special effort", and I have done it before &; hellip& amphellip

5) How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

6) You are gold, I am coal, you will shine, and I will be hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

7) If the sky is affectionate, you will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die early!

8) You are fat, and your man's love for you has not changed, but the average love for each piece of meat is less.

9) God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

10) We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

1 1) That night, I hugged you and told you to put that thing on your ear. It's cool that you said you didn't wear it. It's a safe period, nothing &; Hellip& amphellip, what if the traffic police catch you not wearing a helmet?

12) If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; Without you&; Hellip& amphellip stupid people don't exist.

13) They will never realize how important stupidity, laziness and worthlessness are to the happiness of our lives &; hellip& amphellip

14) Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed in was a royal salute.

15) If the incense burned for one year can meet you, the incense burned for three years can know you, and the incense burned for ten years can cherish you. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

16) It is said that history is a little girl's braid, and I smiled slightly. Is history so beautiful? The accurate statement should be: history is a person's beard. As time goes on, the black drops become white drops.

17) If it is sunny, you will be fine. It seems that you have left in this weather!

18) I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

19) the sage said: women have two advantages, but there is a loophole. Men have one advantage without advantages, so men often seize the two advantages of women and make up for the loopholes of women with their own advantages.

20) Optimists invent yachts, pessimists invent lifebuoys; Optimists build tall buildings, pessimists build fire hydrants; Optimists are hard racers, pessimists are doctors in white coats. Finally, the optimist launched a spaceship, and the pessimist opened an insurance company.

Humorous jokes for customers 1) Don't fall asleep in class, just bury yourself on the wine table and get drunk.

2) Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, especially ugly!

3) It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.

4) Being single is painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day, and everyone thought it had good eyes. hellip

5) In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

6) The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

7) Brother, lie down where you fall.

8) Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but change in silence!

9) The face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must, so it has to be.

10) Bed rest is the minimum respect for weekends.

12) The train to hell has left, please don't disturb.

13) I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

14) Why is her brother a gangster? Shit! You * * * * * * * * * * *?

15) Cheap is also an art. Let's do this art well together!

16) Don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.

17) Status quo: I'm wasting time, I'm wasting time, I'm blurring the present, and I'm afraid of the future.

18) the cow hit the high-voltage line, and it was really awesome to bring lightning.

19) A star can become more famous by taking off a little, but I have been caught taking off everything!

20) There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

Classic humorous joke for customers 1) In every dormitory, there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps very late.

2) Everyone should love animals, because they are delicious.

3) If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

4) Without toads, swans would be lonely.

5) Don't make your girlfriend blue, because she is blue and you are green, and don't make your boyfriend red, because he is red and you are yellow.

6) Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

7) Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen; April fool's day confession, people do not believe; Tomb-Sweeping Day confessed that people should not. Alas.

8) Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

9) Female &; Lsquo depreciation rate &; Rsquo is amazing, from &; Lsquo The new rsquo mother becomes &; Lsquo old grandma rsquo, it only takes one night.

10) Everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

1 1) You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you&; Hellip& amphellip pig!

12) "March 8th Girls' Day", that's a good idea. Women's Day will be celebrated in one day.

13) Failure doesn't mean that you have wasted your time and life, but failure means that you have reason to start over.

14) I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any Japanese virgin!

15) We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

16) Why can you see the masculine personality of the beloved goddess? That's because the goddess doesn't hang you at all and doesn't give you porridge.

17) men love to fuck, and women love money! Men love each other without conscience, and women pretend to have an orgasm with their eyes closed! In fact, life is not easy, all TM depends on acting!

18) If you think I'm fat, just say so, don't beat around the bush and say, "You really walk one step at a time"!

19) otaku, as long as there is a power outage, will degenerate into a caveman.

20) The flies in the crown are not more noble than those in the toilet.

2 1) Young girls are precious, while young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, they can both be thrown away.

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