Jokes about 1+ 1

The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it? Xiao Ming said he didn't know, so the teacher told him to go home and ask his parents.

Xiaoming came home, and his mother was watching a TV series. He asked her what 1+ 1 was?

Mom didn't listen to Xiao Ming and said, go, go, go! Leave me alone!

Xiaoming asked his crazy grandfather: robbery!

Xiao Ming asked his brother who was watching TV: gangster!

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1 what is it?

Xiaoming: Go, go, go! Leave me alone!

Teacher: What are you doing?

Xiaoming: Robbery!

Teacher: Who taught you that?

Xiaoming: Gangster boss!