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First, fortunately, I am a little fat, and I can feel my stomach when I am sad.

Second, you always feel that some people are lazy, as if you can really do great things if you are diligent.

Third, I am a rich second generation, but I work for myself to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face. I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

Fourth, don't envy others, think about what others don't have and what you have, such as ugliness.

Only the weak will cry and beg her not to leave when they break up. We strong people usually kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs so that she can't move.

I was hungry last night and told my daughter-in-law to buy a snack. what would you like to eat? Daughter-in-law said she was losing weight. She won't eat, not a bite. Then I buy it home. Don't tell me, women sometimes keep their word, just don't let me have a bite.