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Are there any literary and artistic works about fighting corruption and promoting integrity?

Three Passes of Crosstalk (part of the content is based on the jingle circulated in the market)

Author Luo Huisong (Insect of the Net)

A: Today we will tell you Tell a joke

B: The name is "Three Passes"

A: My name is Li Youcai. I live in a poor ravine. When I see injustice, I like to make up jingles. There is a writer Zhao Shuli. He spread my name to China, and the district chief read his book and promoted me to a disciplinary inspection cadre! When I met Yang Ergou who had just been dealt with, I had to convince him with my thoughts! ... Ergou, no, (pat the head on the left) Director Yang, it’s wrong again (pat the head on the right), Yang Erchou, hello!

B: Three times to take advantage of others! Three times to take advantage of others!

A: Even though they have been dismissed from their posts, they still want to take advantage of others!

B: The foreign language is "Thank you"! (Facing the audience) My real name is Yang Ergou. I am the second oldest in the family. I bark when I see the crowd, and I am boneless when I see my superiors. Just because I have this kind of virtue, I am nicknamed Yang Ergou! My godfather, the former district chief, asked me to be the leader of a small situation. Less than six months after taking office, his godfather was jailed and relieved of his duties. I was implicated and dealt with, and I was so angry that I walked around on the street. I met Li Youcai face to face and chatted to relieve his worries. (Bow) Talented uncle!

A: (Agree) Hey! (White) In the past, he called me "old immortal", but now he calls me "talented uncle". After making a mistake and being dismissed from his post, I think this guy has really improved a bit!

B: Uncle Youcai, it feels very uncomfortable for me to be dismissed from my job. I drink at home every day. Why should I be dismissed from my job? The more I think about it, the more confused I become!

A: The party and the people have given us a way out, but you still refuse to accept it. If you don’t say something ugly today, you will be confused for the rest of your life! Let me ask you, what is the source of your rights?

B: Of course it’s a blessing from the district chief’s godfather.

A: You can only say this from behind your back, and you have to say "government"!

B: Yes! yes! Uncle Li Youcai, I accidentally went too far.

A: Actually it was given by your godfather. ...Have you ever heard of "passing five levels"?

B: Who doesn’t know this? Guan Yu traveled thousands of miles alone, killed six of Cao Cao’s generals, and passed through five passes!

A: You’re really a bit smart! Now that we are the director, we must do what Chairman Mao said: serve the people! But there are many hurdles you have not passed well.

B: Do you have to pass the test to be an official?

A: If you can't pass the pass, you will be beheaded at worst, or roasted sweet potatoes at home!

B: (surprised) Is it so serious? Which ones?

A: There are at least three.

B: This is the first course?

A: First, the money mouth.

B: Listen carefully.

A: Ergou, those who are corrupt are those who manage money, and those who take bribes are those with power. Some people use the money in their hands to buy the power of the Communist Party, and then use it to The power of the Communist Party is to make more money, so that those who earn money are not as good as those who have a way, and those who have a way are not as good as those who have a seat.

B: How can you get money if you have a seat?

A: You know this better than me. There is a foreign country called Canada. If China has money, everyone will take it. If you don’t take it, you won’t take it. If you don’t take it, you will get it. If the country loses weight, the country will gain weight!

B: It’s all the truth!

A: The salary is low and the funds are scarce. What’s the point of stealing and getting some? Out-of-control phone bills, disguised travel expenses, inflated medical expenses, exorbitant transportation expenses, astonishing food and drink expenses, endless kickbacks, and endless bribes.

B: That’s indeed what happened!

A: However, the Communist Party represents the interests of the people, how can we ignore it? A mayor, who lost his moral integrity and power and almost died because of money, lamented in prison: "A house with a lot of wealth is just three meals a day; a mansion with a thousand rooms is just a place!" ”

B: Why bother then when we have today! (Facing the audience) I still have the nerve to talk to others!

A: So, the money from labor makes you happy and secure; the money from aid makes you feel warmer; the money from the collective has infinite power; the money from rewards inspires you to work hard; the money you save makes you diligent and frugal; The money you take in bribes makes you bored; the money you spend in congratulations, you pay back twice as much; the money you receive as a gift makes you a lazy person; the money you misappropriate is hard to repay!

B: The talented uncle is really talented, and every word of it makes sense!

A: Stop flattering and listen to what your elders say about the second level!

B: Ask your elders for advice!

A: The second level is called the power level. Nowadays, there is a saying in some places: if you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you don’t, you can do it; if you say you can’t, you can’t do it, and if you do, you can’t do it. Being able to do is not as good as being able to talk, and being able to talk is not as good as being able to shoot; being able to shoot is not as good as being able to stuff, and being able to stuff is not as good as being able to ask. Praise was given to those who flattered horses, promoted those who regarded deer as horses, ignored those who treated cows as horses, and punished those who worked alone.

B: Someone told me a set of experiences: life lies in movement, and improvement lies in activity. If you don’t run and don’t send, you will be resigned to fate; if you just run and don’t send, you will stay where you are; if you run and send, you will be promoted and reused. If you want to make progress, always go to the boss; if you want to be promoted, always go to the leader's home. Don't even think about it for one thousand yuan. It's hard to negotiate for three thousand or four thousand yuan. If you register for five thousand or six thousand yuan, it's hard to get paid if it's less than ten thousand yuan.

A: How much did this hat cost you?

B: (Embarrassingly) I...

A: Actually, you are talking about gaining power, and I am talking about using power. Your dearest secretary Sai Jinhua once wrote an article praising you based on the "Inscription on a Humble Room" by Liu Yuxi, a great poet of the Tang Dynasty.

B: My secretary is still nice to me.

A: The poem says: It doesn’t matter how talented you are, just having an official position; it doesn’t matter how deep you are in learning, it just means you have authority; in this yamen, I am the only one who is the most respected. There are trumpeters in front and flatterers behind; there are confidants in the conversation and laughter, and there are no weak soldiers in the dealings. You can get special privileges and make money. There is no harshness of criticism, but there is praise like thunder. The blue clouds rise straight to the sky, showing majesty everywhere. The crowd said: "This person is a bad person!"

B: (angry) This little devil, I will lay her off when she gets back! ...(self-deprecatingly) Oh, I got laid off earlier than she did!

A: Your unit office talks about relationships.

B: I know this. If you have a relationship, you need it. If you don’t have a relationship, you need a relationship. If you don’t have a relationship, you need a relationship. It’s hard to find a relationship and buy it. There must be a relationship when doing things. If you have a relationship, it doesn’t matter what you do.

A: So, in your unit, three official seals are not as good as one fellow countryman, and the official seal is as big as a bowl, and it is not worth a word to an acquaintance. Don't do things if you don't get benefits, and do things indiscriminately if you give benefits. It is easier to do things in crooked ways, but big things can be done by sending women, but it is difficult to do things in the right way!

B: Ashamed! Ashamed!

A: Let’s talk about Sai Jinhua

B: (facing the audience proudly and sweetly) She was a famous prostitute in the Qing Dynasty and later became my little secret

A: Sai Jinhua hugged you to sleep all night, and the next day you applied for her as a deputy section officer

B: To be honest, that night, I was like Bole discovering a thousand-mile horse, and the director was thrown out of bed Don't drive her!

A: (Facing the audience) I don’t know how to be ashamed!

B: How can uncle pass this power test?

A: The party and the people give you power, and the three representatives will always remember it. Although the director's official position is not high, he has a thousand eyes watching from behind. Being honest and serving the public in doing practical things will keep the people's sorrow in their hearts!

B: Great!

A: Er Chou, guess what the last level is?

B: Juyongguan? Shanhaiguan? Hulao Pass? gate of hell?

A: None, its name is the Enjoyment Pass. Nowadays, some cadres eat, drink and have fun all day long, as evidenced by the jingle: Being an official is not afraid of drinking, and drinking thousands of cups is just leisurely. The mandarin duck ham is served in thin waves, and the seafood is grilled and made into mud balls. The whole body is warm after a massage in the sauna, but it is cold in front of the mahjong table at midnight.

What's more, I like that the lady is as white as snow, and she looks so beautiful after being escorted!

B: And the food is getting more and more exotic.

A: (Gesture) Planes will not eat anything that flies in the sky; vehicles will not eat anything that runs on the ground; ships will not eat anything that swims in the water; chairs will not eat anything with four legs; and hairy things Yes, the duster won’t eat.

B: Is it more than just eating and drinking?

A: Don’t look at your situation, your office building is as good as a palace, your leaders ride in luxury cars, and go to banquets every day; Don’t look at your factory’s losses, your boss carries a glass of wine every day; Don’t look at your unit’s budget There are few people, and they often go abroad; despite the fact that the cultivated land is decreasing every year, the housing for cadres is conspicuous!

B: It is true that these have corrupted the atmosphere, lost the integrity, hollowed out the collective, and affected the relationship between cadres and the masses!

A: I heard you are quite lustful!

B: A little bit.

A: Everyone in the world says that gods are good, but only beauties cannot forget them.

B: (Facing the audience) Because of this, I got kidney deficiency, so I tried every means to take supplements!

A: (Speaking and gesticulating) Your salary basically doesn’t change, and your wife basically doesn’t use it; there are thermos bottles at home, and vases outside; dancing skills are competed in the ballroom, and chasing skills are competed in the love scene; in the afternoon, you hang around the card table, Wander around the skirt at night.

B: Look at what kind of life I live!

A: And if you are a beautiful woman, we will do it immediately. If you give us money, we will do it on a push-pull basis. If you don’t have money or a girl, you will have to stand aside!

B: What kind of virtue do you think I have!

A: Holding the girl’s hand, back to the 1890s, holding the lover’s hand, there are all the ups and downs (A holds B in a sour shape), holding the lover’s hand is like holding the left hand with the right hand! (A again holds his left and right hands in a numb state)

B: (Eyes shine) This is how it feels!

A: How can a person like you do a good job and not be corrupt! Hey! Hey! (Covering his heart as if in pain)

B: Old man, please calm down, it’s all my fault! …How do I get past this hedonic threshold?

A: I advise you to be considerate of the Party and the people, to have self-respect, self-reliance, and self-love. Hold the red flag at home tightly, (singing) Don’t pick the wild flowers on the roadside!

B: Everyone, I listened to Uncle Youcai’s humming teachings

A: It’s a “sincere” teaching

B: I listened to Uncle Youcai’s teachings I will also add a few words to the teachings of "Zhenzhen": Power is like a boat in a river, which can be loaded with people and capsized; unjust money is like a tiger, which swallows people with its bloody mouth; food, drink and pleasure are like poisonous snakes, which wrap around you all day long. The day Ergou becomes an official again, if I don't pass the three levels, I will be that bastard!

A: Your phone is ringing!

B: This is Saijin Flower Land.

A: (Drawing) Take it.

B: (Pinching) Hey, dear, no, I, Xiaomi... you miss me, but I don’t dare to miss you again. It was all because you were too beautiful that the party, the people, and your wife were not worthy of you! You should quickly find a husband to quench your thirst. From now on, I will be good-bye to you!

(A and B bow)