Stop crying, joke.

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Once, I got drunk and got up the next day feeling embarrassed. So I called my brother and said, man, I'm sorry. I drank too much last night. ? . . Here's the thing. .

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Once, I got drunk and got up the next day feeling embarrassed. So I called my brother and said, man, I'm sorry. I drank too much last night. ? . . Here's the thing. . . The friend replied:? Brother! Getting drunk is human nature, but you threw my hamster out last night and shouted, get it! Pikachu! ?

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Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. My left foot stepped on my right foot when I went down the stairs. Dad? I fell into the middle of the road in a big font ... I thought, no, it's embarrassing. I pretended to be dizzy. As a result, the classmates next to me saw me motionless, quickly helped me up, and then shook and slapped me in the face. ......

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A girl was caught cheating in a college exam, and the invigilator ordered her to leave the examination room. The girl lay prone on the table and began to cry. The invigilator quickly comforted: it's okay. It's not like you're not allowed to take all the subjects. Go home! ? The girl cried even harder, so the teacher had to say, stop crying, it's not that you cheated. Well, the girl still cried, with a runny nose and tears, and the teacher could do nothing. How's it going? Let's make some more copies! ?

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A scholar sent a goose to a scholar. The official asked:? I want to accept your goose, but there is nothing for it to eat. Still not starving? I don't want to accept it. I have lost my manners. What should I do? ! ! ? The scholar said:? Please take it, master. Hunger is rare, but shame is great! ?

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I went out to buy breakfast, and when I passed an alley, I saw a mask man rob a beautiful woman's bag. I never even thought about it. I rushed over and beat the mask man away. Then when I returned the bag to the beauty, she looked at me affectionately and said to me, if you are not ugly, I will promise myself. Alas, the little girl now! Speak too directly

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Shortly after the wedding, the groom was unhappy. The bride asked the groom, What's the matter, dear? How can I make you happier? The groom looked at the bride with expectant eyes and said, can we sleep in separate rooms for a few days? My back hurts these days! ?

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Today, I went to get my toenails repaired. There is a row of manicure booths. There is a little girl shouting in front of a booth. Mom, look, this girl's feet are really beautiful! ? At that time, I decided to do my manicure here ~ When I was done, this Kawaii's little sister said, Mom, shall we eat pig's feet tonight, and just press this sister's feet?

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I once offended my girlfriend. She had dinner in the boudoir that day. Then she asked me to pick her up. I just finished playing ball and I have no money with me. She said: Nothing. You take a taxi and I'll wait for you to pay at the intersection. ? Then I went, and as a result, you know, I was about to call her, but my phone was turned off, and I! Finally, I had no choice but to go home and take money to pay the fare. Ni Mei, women can't afford to offend!

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The girl said to bring a scarf? Want to marry a good man? It is difficult to find a good man, but it will attract some boys with impure motives; The boy said with a collar? Want to marry a good woman? It is difficult to find a good woman, which will scare away some simple girls; But the boy said to wear a collar? Want to marry a good man? You can often find a good man and attract some girls with impure motives to watch.

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My best friend cried to me: My husband has a woman outside, which makes me so angry. ? I comforted her: don't be angry, he may be confused for a moment. ? Best friend:? I want to divorce him, but I can't bear the children. What should I do? I was silent for a while and said, why don't you give him some color to see that my husband likes you very much! ?