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Collecting jokes? Who has a joke?

Lao Wang walked his dog in the park, but he fainted and was unconscious in a secluded place.

Fortunately, his dog called the doctor in time and got him out of danger.

Afterwards, people praised Lao Wang's dog for its cleverness. Lao Wang said helplessly, "What cleverness? He really called it that day. . . It's a veterinarian. "

2. "My ideal is to be like my father, with a monthly salary of 1000 yuan."

"Your father's monthly salary 1 10,000?"

"No, I mean I want to have a great ideal like my father."