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What are the funny clips in Charlotte’s Troubles, and Charlotte’s Troubled Funny Classic Lines

Funny classic lines about Charlotte’s troubles: Classmate: Charlotte, where have you been in the past few years? You don’t come to every class reunion. Tell us what difficulties you have, everyone. Even if I can't help you, can't I still be happy? Charlotte: Qiu Ya is the famous school belle of our school; and I am even more famous, I am the famous joke classmate in the whole school: (Compose a poem based on Charlotte's outfit) When I go to a banquet alone and dress up in chicken feathers, my classmates all dress up in chicken feathers. Teacher: Everyone has become a monk, oh, there are some who have become monks. Groom: Qiu Ya is a good boy. I have finally found true love. Even if I divorce him, I will not regret it. Charlotte: Zhang Yang, as his name suggests, the main purpose of his coming today is to show off his Rolex watch and Hermès belt to everyone. Zhang Yang : What time is it? The food hasn’t been served yet. My pants are already hungry. Fortunately, I have my belt on. Haha. Ma Dongmei: Look at you. You’re dressed like a feather duster. Teacher: With your grades, you can still tolerate this. Impact? Is there room for your grades to decline? Charlotte’s mother: Charlotte’s life is miserable for this child. Charlotte’s father was unknown to her when she was born. Ma Dongmei: My father’s name is Ma Dong. My father died when I was born, so I Called Ma Dongmei Ma Dongmei: Dong Shi Xiaoqian? Who is Dong Shi? How come he urinates frequently? Teacher: You can sleep in the same place if you change places? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: Do you think you are the principal, and you can sleep with whoever you want? Who are you sleeping with? Sissy: Hey, I feel relieved knowing that you are not doing well. Teacher Wang: Just yesterday, classmate Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district essay competition. The title of the essay was "My Father, the District Chief" . Pediatrician: Oh, how about I give you a complete set of eye exercises~~~ Charlotte: Uncle, is Ma Dongmei’s family living upstairs? Uncle: What’s Ma Du? Charlotte: Ma Dongmei. Uncle: Nothing? Charlotte: Ma Dongmei. Uncle: Is the horse okay? Charlotte: OK, uncle, please cool down first. Uncle: Okay. Charlotte: I have been wasting my time, but I didn’t expect that God would give me another chance to be reborn. So, I want to thank heaven and earth. Principal: You have to thank the school, thank the teachers, and thank your class for not having a high floor. Dachun: I think Ma Dongmei is prettier than Qiu Ya. Charlotte: When did you become blind? Ma Dongmei: I have to go to visit his mother’s grave with Charlotte. You said we’re all doing this together. Teacher: Wouldn’t it be the same if you changed the place to sleep? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: Do you think you are the principal and you can sleep with whoever you want? Teacher Wang: Read, let us classmates listen. , how did the second-ranked fool in our class commit such a shame! Dachun: Hahahaha. Teacher Wang: Do you still have the nerve to smile? Are you proud of ranking first? Qiu Ya: Dongmei, do you know what Dong Shi’s imitation is? Ma Dongmei: Who is Dong Shi? Why does she urinate frequently? Charlotte: Burn it! My youth ! Qiu Ya: Actually, I quite admire you. It doesn’t matter if a man is old or ugly. What matters is that he is talented. Ma Dongmei: One time you drank too much and vomited all over the naan. Now when I look at the pizza, it makes me sick! Charlotte: The sunflower has a good meaning. It symbolizes always facing the sun, sunshine. Romantic! Ma Dongmei: No, mainly because it’s edible. Charlotte: Mom, my son is unfilial and will not be able to serve you until you grow old. Find another one while you are young. Charlotte’s mother: Don’t worry, Zhang Yang is a person worth trusting. Zhang Yang: Luo'er, let's talk about our own affairs from now on. I'll call you brother, and you will call me dad. Teacher Wang: Just yesterday, classmate Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district-wide essay competition. The title of the essay was "My Father, the District Chief." Charlotte: I have to thank my wife for turning me into a textbook idiot. Charlotte: The young couple has been together for a long time, so don’t spend all your time arguing. Charlotte: Dachun, I am so jealous of you. Dachun: Huh? Charlotte: Can you live like this? , Teacher Ma had a dream of getting rich. He wrote on the right side of the blackboard, "The class fee will be 5 yuan tomorrow afternoon!!!" Later, the dream changed after being beaten, and he wrote again - "Don't be arrogant, don't be impatient, don't beat the teacher! You didn't." Wrong! This outfit is the most popular cosplay of the year, "Iori".