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About girls washing their hair.
"Hey ~ Roshi ~ Are you busy?"
"What do you say ... no matter how busy you are, you have to make time for it. What happened? ! "
"Are you free tonight?"
"Why?"
"The Gege couple came back from road trip, New Zealand, and I invited you to dinner, just to give them a dinner!"
I touched my greasy forehead, hesitated for less than a second and replied, "Yes, no problem!" " "
Lao Kai is my college classmate, friend and owner. He is very close to me and often hits it off. Gege is a very friendly host I know in my work. What is interesting in life is that Ge Ge actually became a colleague with Lao Kai after job hopping. Regarding the three views, I have to give a chestnut: I finished my thesis early in my senior year and went to Yunnan for more than half a month. Lao Kai took his long-distance running girlfriend (now his beloved wife) who had been in love since high school to hike the Tiger Leaping Gorge. So at that time, we also met in Lijiang and had a small gathering.
To say a little more, we studied engineering, electrical engineering and automation, which is called "wrong line" for short. Nine times out of ten girls who study our subject are women who can twist screws and move transformers, such as me. But although it is a man, there is still a prefix, a woman. Therefore, every girl has a career and every girl has a man, just like washing her hair. ...
First of all, shampooing is very important for everyone. It is very comfortable to take a bath after a tiring day. However, for girls with long hair, shampooing is comfortable, but it is really troublesome. After all, long hair is not so easy to dry. It takes a long time to blow and comb your hair, and some beautiful women have to set their hair. Especially after work, if you get up in the morning to wash your hair, you will be late for work. If you wash your hair at night, sleep late or sleep with semi-dry hair, you are at risk of catching a cold. Beauty sleep in the morning is so important that watching a drama and visiting Taobao in the evening implies that it is irreplaceable to want to go to bed early ... If a new mother is like me, she has to add such a sacred and great task, such as putting her children to bed at night ... So, when the weather is not hot, many girls don't wash their hair every day.
Here comes the hot issue. If one day, my sister didn't wash her hair and felt that her hair affected her appearance and suddenly asked her to meet, what would she choose? Haha, this answer will be really complicated.
Sometimes, girls will make time to meet again after washing their hair. After all, women please themselves, and no one wants to give people the impression that their favorite object is greasy or even vaguely dandruff. Only under this choice, my sister is really likely to be late. Therefore, if a girl tells you that I will come to see you after washing my hair, you should be prepared for her being late and feel happy at the same time, because my sister cares about you very much.
Sometimes, my sister will say forget it today. In fact, she is too tired to wash her hair and don't want to be seen by you in an ugly way. So in this case, my sister also cares about you. Everyone is tired sometimes. Shampooing is an important and troublesome thing, so it is understood as "going up".
There is another situation, even if I don't wash my hair, even if I am greasy and unsightly, but you haven't seen me for so many years. What about greasy? Look! hahaha. For example, this is my date with Lao Kai.
Some people will say that the above three situations are that sisters care about each other, and there is no difference. It doesn't make any difference … that's because there is a fourth situation, that is, whether my sister washes her hair or not, she doesn't want to see you … so I'm sorry …
Of course, there is actually a fifth situation. Whether or not my sister washes her hair, she looks at you with a straight face. This situation is mostly due to work needs. Ha ha.
At the end of this small party, I told them what I thought of shampoo. The two said that they didn't notice this detail at all. Ge Ge's daughter-in-law smiled like a flower, indicating that this is definitely a small plot that girls can understand.
So for girls, shampooing is really not a trivial matter.
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