Joke Tianjin

Answer: You can't even eat in hot weather. If you don't eat, you will panic. Can't you borrow four to die?

Do you resist (love) me?

Woman: Really? Who is resistant to you?

Man: After all this trouble, you still can't stand me? Jess, Si Er, you're Soso.

Woman: silly, I'm kidding, but I'm not funny anymore.

Man: If you can't stand me, I will play for the rest of my life.

Woman: Nonsense, aren't you a lover?

Man: Ah, my lover is also married.

"Eldest brother, why are you going?"

I went to Nansi (City) to find Laosi. Buy a pair of shoes in size 44 (10), and the size 44 (try) fits the foot, not the size 44 (try).

This is the best meal in the world. This is the best meal in a meal. It's delicious, and garlic. Are you embarrassing me or are you embarrassing me?

Woman: Get up early tomorrow and go to our house to get married. Cook in our house at noon and come today. Bye.

Man: You ran away before dark? I won't keep you. Give me a thumb.

W: What is Jess doing? Let the black dog see that this is not a big disaster, and he will eat with you. Come on, Si Er.

Man: You are so beautiful.