Classic joke. . Between lovers

Two frogs fell in love. After they got married, they gave birth to a clam. The male frog was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? The mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you.

Ducks and crabs race to the finish line together, and it is difficult to tell the winner. The referee said, why don't you have scissors, stones and cloth? Duck is furious: Shit, are you calculating me? When I make cloth, he always uses scissors.

The dog said to the bear, marry me and you will be happy. The bear said, I won't marry. If I marry you, I will only have a bear. If I marry a cat, I will have a panda. That would be noble!

Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day? The old donkey sighed: We can't compete with others. We eat by running errands, while others eat by their breasts!

The old turtle molested the mussel and was bitten. The old turtle dragged the mussels back and forth reluctantly. The frog saw it and said enviously, dear, Brother Tortoise has grown up and has a briefcase in and out.

Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: at least people have their own houses, unlike you who live in dormitories.