N anime jokes

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Yuriko, Chuan Dao: #% #-* # | *.

Ye Nan smiled: *-RMB #%-* (please imagine this content by yourself)

Amethyst (flower arrangement): Chuan Dao, what is the material of your tarot card?

Yuriko, Chuan Dao: Steelmaking.

Amethyst (Khan): I asked about the material!

Chuan Dao Yuriko: Yes, it is steelmaking!

Amethyst and Nancy Ye Nan (down)

Ye Nan smiled (sweating wildly): People asked you what it was made of, not what animation it was (in a low voice). Is yours made of steel, mine or a saint's?

Chuan Dao Yuriko (Khan): Ah, this (the answer is abbreviated)

2、

Smile (dissatisfied): Kojiro and I were both copied. I finished Shuo Shuo and Kojiro finished X Ang (PS: his surname is definitely not Shi! ! ) copy

Chuan Dao Yuriko (surprised): What rice? There is a man named Shi Ang in your class.

3、

Background: Occasionally, there was an apprentice named Furong, and Furong had an apprentice named Rose. One day, their teacher and pupil quarreled.

Rose: Who accepted you as an apprentice? Your master is really blind! (Laughing: Dare to say that you are a master, and watch me teach you a lesson next time)

Furong (regardless of identity): Your master is blind! (Everyone was silent before laughing wildly)

4、

Background: My deskmate (Kojiro, Chuan Dao) and my back desk (Shuoshuo) are loyal fans of the legend of heroes in Sui and Tang Dynasties. They negotiated to write the most complete sui table, so each of them wrote one and checked it with each other.

Jiro Chuan Dao: Hoo ~ I finally finished.

Shuo Shuo (strange): No, how can I write one more person than you?

Jiro Chuan Dao: Take a look.

[After the self-study class in the second quarter, I found that Shuo Shuo was madly writing Pei Yuanji's name (not sure if it was his name), then scratched it and tore it up]

Ye Nan smiled: What are you doing?

Shuo Shuo (furious): dead Pei Yuanji! I checked a self-study class and found that I had written his name twice.

5、

Chuan Dao Yuriko: Yesterday, kurama and Taocheng played doubles. As a result, one person was divided into half-court, and kurama was on Taocheng's side, but they didn't get the ball (PS: I don't know the plot of Netscape correctly).

Ye Nan smiled (): kurama? When does kurama play tennis?

Chuan Dao Yuriko (Khan): I was wrong. This is not kurama, this is the dragon horse.

Ye Nan smiled (speechless): You screwed up only two "X horses".

Chuan Dao Yuriko (Twitter): I swear, I will never watch Random Horse 2/ 1 again.

6、

Ye Nan smiled: Will you get off there again today ~

Chuan Dao Yuriko: I want to change my watch band. Just stop one stop in advance. Stay with me.

Ye Nan smiled (helplessly): I will accompany you.

[After getting off the bus]

Chuan Dao Yuriko (rummaging through the bag): Here are the tickets. Watch! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ye Nan smiled (surprised): Have you seen Zhenzi?

Chuan Dao Yuriko (crazy sweating): I only brought my ticket, but I didn't bring my watch.

Ye Nan smiled (furious): The crime of letting me get off the bus for nothing is very serious! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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