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I love you, this is never an understatement,
1. Don’t give up on the person who thinks about you every day
2. You never gave me a gorgeous vow, but you gave me extremely beautiful memories.
3. Damn, I hate the kind of bitch who has obviously done it but refuses to admit it and still rides the same boat.
4. If you can crush your feelings and swallow them, you are the king.
5. History cannot go back, because history is a one-way street along time. Not even a red light can stop it.
6. People who are not hard-hearted or ruthless are stupid in the eyes of some people
7. I understand the truth, but it is not the truth that can comfort me, it is you.
8. I have liked him for more than two years, but he only thinks I am a joke. Is it funny?
9. *. I am extremely strong, indomitable and immune to all kinds of poisons. Thank you for your gift.
10. After breaking up, don’t ask me if I hate you, I will only think that you doubt my love.
11. Whenever I am alone, whenever I am happy, I will Thinking of you, I want you to double my happiness
12. I just ask for a little time to be with you but I don’t even give you sympathy
13. Integrity is the foundation of life. Integrity is the foundation of entrepreneurship, fairness is the top priority, and courtesy is the key to treating others.
14. Love begins with a smile and ends with tears.
15. In this drunken city, please give me a peaceful and pure land. The person who can make trouble in your heart is never me
1. I smoke my cigarettes and drink my wine. If you want to live my gloomy life, just leave.
2. We are no longer the indispensable person around each other. It’s good to have you, but it’s fine without you.
3. If you cannot please a person by all the methods you can think of, then please choose to give up. This is the best way to please.
4. Don’t make noises, don’t show off, don’t feel wronged, don’t laugh at others, and don’t need others to know, just be yourself quietly.
5. You said that the beautiful woman was like a flower and wished to go home. Later, she had white hair and was covered in wind and sand.
6. The person who can make trouble in your heart is never me.
7. If you have never tried love, you will not understand; only true love will understand that love is not only about giving happiness and tasting sweetness, but it can also make people physically and mentally exhausted and feel pain. In the ocean, I cried in pain. It turns out love can be so hurtful! It turns out that you are not the only one who is hurt. Just like all the forces in the world are mutual, when you always feel hurt, maybe the other person is suffering from another kind of pain.
8. Strong wine cannot be dissolved by clear water. Don’t keep those who want to leave.
9. Don’t be needlessly obsessed with the past, and don’t look forward fanatically to the future. It’s best to just go with life, do it and cherish it.
10. No one left everything behind to wait for you.
11. Will there come a day when the person I protect with my life will eventually become the person who gets married to someone else.
12. If you feel lonely, it may not be that no one is with you, but that no one understands you.
13. The new ghost sat on the bones and cried until he became dumb, asking who could take him home.
14. When you have accumulated enough disappointment, leave. Do you want to stay and accumulate despair?
15. The wine is strong, the wind is warm, and you are far away.
16. Life is a grand encounter. If you understand, please cherish it.
17. The illusion lasts forever. In fact, there is nothing.
18. What I like most is still the piece of clothing I can’t buy, and what I love most is still you who can’t get it.
19. He used to say that I was arrogant, but later I became gentle and he was gone.
Marriage is never a guarantee, but a kind of trust
You have changed and I have changed. In fact, we have not changed. We are just no longer what each other imagined, and we gradually drifted apart. We are both selfish and selfish. Position the other person to be what you want and keep it that way. If it doesn't go your own way, even if it changes, in fact, it hasn't changed at all. And no one changes their birth for others, right? Do you want to control how other people live? We are too selfish.
"The reason why distance is scary is that you don’t know whether the other person cares about you or has forgotten you."
If you say it sincerely, the other person will hear it as a joke
< p> Don't torture yourself for anyone or anything. For example, not eating, crying, being autistic, and being depressed are all things that fools do. Of course, it's necessary to be stupid occasionally, and you don't have to be smart all the time in life. Learn to bear the pain. Some words are suitable to rot in the heart, and some painful words are suitable to be forgotten silently. Once you have experienced it and you have grown, you will know it. There are many changes that you don’t need to say yourself, others will see them.All men in the world are liars. Both beautiful and not beautiful women will be deceived. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar who deceived her for the rest of her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar who deceived her for a while.
If you still can’t forget the person who hurt you, make his photo black and white. When you miss him, look at it and tell yourself that he is dead
Every There is a person deep in my heart who is no longer a lover and cannot be a friend. As time passes, it doesn’t matter whether I like it or not. I will always think of you habitually and hope that everything is well for you.
Pick up some things that should be picked up. Some things should be given up.
How much love has been lost to time and how many memories are buried in the bottom of my heart
Just like travelers who meet by chance on the road, you met at a certain point in a certain moment, nodded and smiled. , so we went together. Then, at a certain moment on a certain day, they separated again for the same reason.
The so-called "loneliness" does not mean that he has left and he is alone; but that he is far away, but he still feels that he is still there. Whenever I think about it like this, I feel the most lonely.
The so-called "well-matched" does not refer to appearance, savings figures, or status, but to psychological state. The only thing you can follow is your own heart. It is difficult for you to require two people to have the same conditions, but you can make two hearts of similar weight.
Marriage is never a guarantee, but a kind of trust. You trust that the other person can be relied upon, you trust that the other person will be good to you, and you trust that after you are with him, everything will be fine from now on. This is marriage.
In fact, there is really no need to argue about things that do not belong to you. One day, everything that belongs to you will come back to you. Time will tell us what is worthy of you. Pay with all your life, and hold on tight. You must learn to let go of those things that you can't keep. Maybe when you let go, you will find that the best things will come. So my dear, please don't always be hard on yourself!
You want to feel safe, so you love people desperately, work hard, and make money hard. However, the more you do it, the more tired you become. External things may satisfy you, but they cannot give you peace of mind. The real sense of security comes from inner strength and a destination that can stop you. When you are tired, you know that there is always someone waiting for you at home. No matter what time it is, the lights are on, and your heart will warm up unconsciously... Only those who are warm are safe.
Understatement in a sentence
1. If we just say that Australia is rich in resources, this is obviously an understatement.
2. Princess Alia al-Senussi of Libya, a member of the board of directors of the Dubai Art Fair, said lightly: "Especially in the Middle East, having a title is very beneficial."
3. Regarding the current situation, he only made a few understatements in the letter.
4. Your understatement of the review report does not explain the problem at all.
5. To say that the automobile industry has been sluggish in the past few years seems to be an understatement.
6. In the past, Mexican archaeological institutions have tried their best to downplay the ancient Maya’s prediction of the end of the world in 20xx.
7. If there are recruiters who tell job seekers to downplay their ambitions and qualifications, I can do a better job than them.
8. And most importantly, our clothes are no longer worn by others. The first lady did this with such an understatement that it almost makes one wonder whether there is any dress code for a first lady.
9. He always downplays and avoids talking about his sad past.
10. Russia’s ambassador to NATO Rogozin Dmitry Olegovich downplayed the incident this week. "We've been to Afghanistan, and we didn't like it there."
11. "I'm more concerned about the potential risks and vulnerabilities than most people," he said in an understatement.
12. To say I was a little frustrated would be an understatement.
13. The boss only criticized this serious mistake lightly, which surprised everyone.
14. Some of these questions are well-founded and some are not; but even if they are true, they all choose to cover up or downplay them.
15. An IT director who protects a project by downplaying resource and time requirements may expect that the project will make him look good and lead to a promotion.
16. When such a serious thing happens, you can’t even think of downplaying it and evading the serious matter.
17. When I asked him what happened these days, he only said a few words in an understatement, and the explanation was unclear.
18. This incident caused quite a stir, but news reports only downplayed it.
19. Many years later, when he recalled the pain of his early years, he always talked about it in an understatement: The immigrant life had a great influence on me.
20. To say that these companies have a long-term vision would be an understatement.
21. To say that the Iraq war caused heated debates in the US Congress is an understatement, but these heated debates were not limited to the 2003 war resolution that initially angered all representatives.
22. It would be an understatement to say that the world, and the people in it, have more problems than we know how to solve.
23. When Chinese official media reported on events in the Middle East, they downplayed the demands for democracy and human rights put forward by the people of the Middle East, claiming instead that the crisis was caused by rising food prices.
24. We should explain the problem to everyone truthfully and cannot brush it off lightly.
25. Instead, Hughes handled the matter with deftness, simply pointing out that there was a permanent banner at Old Trafford mocking City's lack of trophies.
26. People elect presidents to restore the economy, not to handle international affairs recklessly, but Clinton deliberately tried to downplay it, but the result was counterproductive.
27. But overall, the reporting was responsible and accurate, neither downplaying nor exaggerating the threat, while carefully examining issues such as the need to treat developing countries fairly.
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