Tell a few riddles like cold jokes

It's a little cold here, but I have porridge. I found several similar ones for you.

1. A girl once asked me, "Are you handsome?"

I am ashamed to say, "I am not."

The girl slapped me twice, then turned and ran away, leaving a sentence: "You lie!" " "

From then on, I understood a truth! Be honest! ! !

2. A woman wears a miniskirt, followed by a diaosi. As soon as the woman stopped diaosi, she squatted down to tie her shoelaces. Repeatedly, the woman was anxious: What the hell are you doing?

Diaosi: Tie your shoelaces.

The woman asked: Where did you get your slippers?

In the blind date, Xiao Wang said, "I am a very clean person!" "

Unexpectedly, when the woman heard this, Jing flew into a rage and scolded, "Then go find her. What do you care about me? " Psycho. "

4. I especially like a sister paper. One day, I finally managed to invite her to dinner. I was so nervous that I lost my appetite, but my sister paper had an excellent appetite and wolfed it down.

At this time, Ben Diao wanted to seize the opportunity, so he pretended to be calm and asked her, "Are you alone?"

Sister paper looked up at me and said, "You are not alone!"

Then he left, leaving Ben floating in the wind and messy. . .

5. Colleagues had a dinner party and ordered braised fish. One side is finished, ready to eat the other side. A male colleague asked his sister paper to flip the fish together: Come on, let's flip it.

I saw the sister paper say shyly, no, I like this posture. . .